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WE'RE RIGHT NEXT TO LAGUNA BEACH. LAGUNA BEACH IS A BEACH AND IT'S NEAR AN OCEAN WHY CAN NONE OF THOSE ARTFAGS FIGURE OUT HOW TO RENT A BOAT AND SELL ME SOME @#$!ING FISH
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OF COURSE, YOU CONTINUE TO EAT BURRITOS AND ICE CREAM AND SAVE THE SEVEN POUNDS OF RAZOR CLAMS FOR ME, YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND
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AND IN-N-OUT IS DAMN GOOD TOO, THE RUMORS ARE TRUE
I was at fisherman's wharf but it's a fucking tourist fag-fest and the food there is terrible |
Anything for you Gus you're the only one for me here on I-Mockery dot .com slash forum slash showthread dot php question mark t equals 8799 :(
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In other news, Pub Lover never wants to stop by and chat while I'm actually online and it makes me sad :(
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HEMISPHERES.
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Sounds like her mom sends her out to lure men into the spider den. I hope you didn't put on weight, that only makes you look tastier.
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Gus, you should send the mom out for a pedicure or from your description maybe a face-a-cure that way you have the house to yourselves and it makes you a baller.
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AND I AM NOT SPENDING MONEY ON MARLEY THE WEIRDLY COY MANATEE
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UP ON SAM HILL.
I got my census done today. It was not as fun as I had hoped. |
I ate a Krispy Kreme donut this morning and now I feel like a big gross fatty :(
It seemed like a good idea at the time :( |
coulda been worse, like a greasy wetzels pretzel for instance
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there are ways to lure pub, you just have to learn grungyguts |
yeah yeah, you lure Pub by having a vagina
or by posting a picture of your c*ck :eek |
I KNOW THE TRICKS, WOMAN, HE'S JUST BEING SPITEFUL
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:yum :orgasm :eek
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See, a series of creepy emoticons is how you page him.
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now how do we scare him away before grannygums gets his conversation?
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The rest of you have let me down. >:
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And by 'me' I do mean 'my boner'. >:
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