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wait, FREE RUNNING? As in parkour, or however the fuck you spell it? Sappington is into FREE. RUNNING?
That's just a joke, right? As in, not true? Only wiggers do that, right? It hasn't contaminated the general populace- right? That shit is geekier than kendo, which is the only thing geekier than fencing, and gayer than cosplay, which is the only thing gayer than Vin Diesel having sex with Graham Norton. |
My Brazilian buddy's into it. I broke my ankle years ago, so I can't do it anymore. Not that I really care to, either. I'm just into Urbex sometimes. :\
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None of that flipping all over the place bullshit. |
OH! I GET IT! You're not as good at it as your friends so you concocted a brilliant excuse. I APPLAUD YOU!
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But yeah, freerunners are generally assholes.
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Parkour is simply getting from Point A to Point B, in as straight a line as possible, including vaulting obstacles, climbing, and all that jazz. The point is to be as efficient as you can; you don't waste energy doing flips and whatnot. Freerunning can be getting from point A to Point B, but it's mostly doing flips and running on walls in public, because hey look at me look at me I'm so cool guys. Most of them amount to those kids that go to public parks and repeatedly fail at tricks on their skateboards; it's not really about learning/doing something useful, it's more about getting attention. EDIT: Although, I can see why people can hate both of them; a lot of people think it's some badass skill that makes them some elite urban ninja. We just thought it looked fun, and it is to us. Go soak your head. |
I WAS FUNNING YOU! >:
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I WAS RUINING YOUR FUNNING >:
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Parkour is a utilitarian discipline based upon the successful, swift and energy-efficient traversing of one's surrounding environment via the practical application of techniques, based around the concept of self-preservation and the ability to help others. Obviously.
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can we exile babysappyton to one single thread that he may go to whenever he feels the need to talk about his bodily functions or his girlfriend?
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oh yeah i'm class president i can do whatever i want
HEY SAPPYTON, you gotta take anything/everything depressing to the ethical love making thread from now on, ok? |
Can you two just PM each other your giggles instead?
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He probably accidentally saw an episode of Father Ted once.
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Graham Norton had a show on Comedy Central for about two weeks once over here
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I think it was called "GRAHAM NORTON SUCKS DICKS" and on the show he sucked some dicks.
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never got the chance to watch father ted, was talked into watching hamish macbeth instead... mistake. |
I think you would like Father Ted, I'd lend you the DVDs but they probably don't work in your region. Also, Hamish Macbeth is pretty good too.
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how is it that we don't have a single decent independent presidential candidate? :\
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How wonderfully naive. :rolleyes
EDIT: So sorry, I thought those were YOUR opinions, not those of actual CANDIDATES. That's not naive, that's just sad. |
On another subject, why do educated people insist on using the word "loose" when they actually mean "lose"? Have we all forgotten how to spell?
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i don't mind the last two, those first two are going in the oven
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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY GUNS!
TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY BODY! |
i'm pro death/science
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Do aborted fetuses have the appropriate stem cells, or do they have to be taken fairly soon after conception?
Because if it's legal to abort in one state, it's a stupid fucking waste NOT to use the stem cells. |
The reasoning is because bitches will do anything for money, like having an abortion every month.
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no, you can't get embryonic stem cells from a fetus, because a fetus has already started to develop
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oh man I just recommended Embryonic Culture as a joke title for his Doodles thread, and YOU PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT ABORTIONS STEM CELLS AND EMBRYOS
craaaaaazy |
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I made a Father Ted dollhouse years ago.
It's all kinds of fucking awesome. |
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what is a father ted dollhuse, exaclty |
Sometimes I make things in miniature and at the time I felt like making a miniature Craggy Island Parochial House.
It's as yet unfinished but what's done is good. I even handpainted the stains on Father Jack's chair. |
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Don't trust pub!
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What have I ever done that is untrustworthy? :eek
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Show us yer knob, Biggie. :yum
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Apparently people stopped having birthdays as of february this year.
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is fibromyalgia a superpower?
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Sure. Super powers are fake and fibromyalgia is a fake disease. |
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We are in a field standing 20 feet apart, I'm staring at you with a look of hate. You shift your weight from foot to foot hand dropping ready and poised at hip level. I have a boner.
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>> Run screaming from the scene.
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>>Is glad a lunch was packed
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or just one
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>> Inventory
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You have nothing but the clothes you wear and two stale cigarettes.
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>> get lamp
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Username Fathom Zero dies of lamp poisoning.
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>> sing
>> 'when everybody keeps repeating that you'll never fall in love' >> 'when everybody keeps retreating I just can't get enough' >> 'let my love open the door' >> 'let my love open the door' >> 'let my love open the door' >> 'my love open the door' >> 'my love open the door' >> 'my love open the door' >> 'my love open the door' >> 'my love open the door' >> bust a move |
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But pub you do. You really do. :tear
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So I kind of lost a new friend at the college after he recommended that I "just give [Depeche Mode] a chance" and after listening to some of their songs I told him that the chorus 'Everything Counts' is a crappy, badly-disguised ripoff of the chorus from Rolling Stones' Ruby Tuesday
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but dude, everything counts
in large amounts I can't lie - Black Celebration is one of my favorite albums. |
And the video for Wrong is pretty sweet, too.
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I know one guys who likes Depeche Mode. One. And he likes cock.
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I can't believe I got Depeche Mode and The Cure goofed up in my mind.
I honestly, honestly thought you were talking about The Cure for the past 1/2 hr or so. |
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Maybe we could be friends. :)
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Show me your cock. :yum
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Happy Hearts Day.
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Pretty big one for you this year, Mr. Ghost! :D
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Thank you :). I got two valentines now.
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Here is a plea from my heart to you. Nobody knows me as well as you do. You know hard it is for me to shake this disease that takes a hold of my tongue in situations like these.
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I always thought it was because they don't have friends to take a picture for them so they need a mirror. :eek
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That was back when I was wearing a size 8 dress. :eek
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I'm a size 10 now. I am so fat. :eek
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That makes my head big.
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I didn't know that i-mockery was listed on the ED "most frequented" white-knighting locations.
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yeah we had someone mention that a while ago
i'm still of the opinion that it's no longer true, or at least not of the more active posters |
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What we need is more soul savers.
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i read that as soul ravers.
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and I read that as soul reavers :O
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i read it as EAT LITTLE DEBBIE CAKES AND WEEP OPENLY
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i've made a terrible mistake
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