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ScruU2wice Apr 7th, 2004 12:16 AM

do i masterbate in the flowers before hand?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 12:17 AM

No, that would constitute creepy.

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 12:17 AM

MAKE SURE THE ROSES HAVE RAZORS IN THEM :(

ScruU2wice Apr 7th, 2004 12:17 AM

Do i cut myself with them?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 12:18 AM

YOU'RE NOT HELPING B.M. >:

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 12:19 AM

How is she supposed to know he loves her if he doesn't hurt her?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 12:20 AM

IF SHE IS SMART SHE'LL CATCH ON.

ScruU2wice Apr 7th, 2004 12:20 AM

ok So i go to her house which i found through extensive stalking and ring her door bell with razor flowers.


pub lover is the best on giving me this type of advice :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 12:21 AM

loveline forum >:

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 12:22 AM

BE SURE TO TELL WHO YOU ASKED THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SAM TEH GAY FURRY AND A 20 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (B.M.) FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER. :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 12:23 AM

i am only 19 :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 12:24 AM

BE SURE TO TELL WHO YOU ASKED THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SAM TEH GAY FURRY AND A 19 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (B.M.) FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER. :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 12:25 AM

Hey did I tell you guys that i met a girl who likes me :(?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 12:25 AM

Did that really happen or are you just making that up?

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 12:26 AM

WE MAY NEVER KNOW :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 12:27 AM

HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN?

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 12:28 AM

ONE TIME I WAS LOOKING AT THIS GIRL AT THE BEACH AND SHE GOT HER BOYFRIEND TO BEAT ME UP, SO NO. :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 12:29 AM

WERE YOU LOOKING WITH YOUR EYES OR WITH YOUR HANDS?

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 12:30 AM

NEITHER OF THOSE :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 12:31 AM

WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE LOOKING WITH?

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 12:32 AM

A 8 FOOT METAL POLE COATED IN BUTTER :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 12:34 AM

I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT GIRL WITH AN 8 FOOT POLE.

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 12:34 AM

WHAT IF IT WAS COATED IN BUTTER?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 12:35 AM

ONE TIME, I ATE A STICK OF BUTTER. :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 12:35 AM

I BET YOU DID TUBBY >:


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