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Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
I wish I was as cool as pub.

Go put on a dress and hang out in a redneck bar.

Then maybe one day you could get all depressed by the internet because a guy mentions that you once did that. >:

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj

Well, Shit. Maybe he wouldn't mind losing that name for the good of the boards.

You could always be 'x_JuLiE_x'.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 10:46 AM

This post sucks, please continue.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 10:47 AM

We haven't had a song posted in the chatroom in a while.

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camacazio
This is the stupidest thing ever.

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
We haven't had a song posted in the chatroom in a while.

FUCK! :eek

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 10:48 AM

That's creepy.

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra

I like this one best off all!!! :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE
you'd better use it >: that thing took me 30 minutes ;<

Did she use it?

I want to change my avatar back to my Chiana Liar one. :(

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
That's creepy.

Now that you mention Creepy, I notice Larry is back. Did he mention why?

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Schimid: When did xbx become such a faggot?

Yeah, Julie. WTF?

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 10:53 AM

I'm not that well versed in the actual names of the posters here on the board.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 10:54 AM

It's hard to become something you already are, Pub.

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
My ass hurts.

HELL YEAH! :love

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
I'm not that well versed in the actual names of the posters here on the board.

Larry is Blue Oatmeal. Give him a call. Go on. You'll only regret it if you do. I know I did.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 10:56 AM

I'm kind of astonished that I haven't been banned yet.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 10:57 AM

I'll consider it. I'd rather write him a letter though. Get me the address and I'll write a letter.

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
This place is too nerdy now.

IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I'LL BE HAVING FUN ;)

See you man. Have a party! :squigly

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
I'm kind of astonished that I haven't been banned yet.

You're not interesting enough to ban.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 10:59 AM


xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 11:00 AM

I won't be missed. :(

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
i havent masturbated in a week

How did that work out for you?

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:01 AM


Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
I'll consider it. I'd rather write him a letter though. Get me the address and I'll write a letter.

Are you really that big a fag, or are phones so rare in Kentucky?

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Chojin
TAKE IT TO HERE, FAGS

TAKE IT HARD!


:orgasm

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 11:07 AM

Everybody knows that phones take your soul when you speak into them. They also give cancer. The bad kind.


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