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Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:05 AM

Talk about minuteman express. But it's only a blowup doll.

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:06 AM

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In total there are 6 users online :: 3 Registered, 0 Hidden and 3 Guests [ Administrator ] [ Moderator ]
Most users ever online was 540 on Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:44 pm
Registered Users: Lotida, Terra, xbxMCj
They didn't mean it milhouse, please come back. :tear

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 12:07 AM

I wish she wasn't going to be away until Wednesday. :tear

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 12:08 AM

He'll be back... he can't stay away! He will fake us out and pretend like it took more than 30 seconds though!


EDIT: Told ya!

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 12:09 AM

:tear

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:22 AM

Aw milhouse....can't you just use your hands until she gets back?

Geez. Poor little guy.

Moobs Mar 26th, 2006 05:35 AM

Aw man I missed the masturbation discussion page :(

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Terra
Wow pub went on a posting rampage! he was gone and then all of a sudden here he is!

Now he's gone again. :(

Yeah, I got that impression by just scrolling past those pages too. Fuck reading them though, right Terra?

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
EDIT: F U Pub Lover NEW RULES >:

Yeah? What the fuck are these new rules, you lazy-assed fucker!? >:

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Nobody will answer my damn question.

When no one seems to react to a joke you have two options.

You could carry on till even the people that like you get pissed off.
You could shift one of your other equally annoying running gags.

Then there is option three: GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU TEDIOUS LITTLE SHIT! >:

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
F U Pub Lover NEW RULES >:

Just make up a new rule, & I'll run it into the ground.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MarioRPG
xbxMCj is turning into Pub Lover :eek

Yeah, he posts loads of shit, & everyone with a sense of humour wants to see the the back of him.

OH, AND FUCK YOU MARIORPG! >:

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Chojin
oh right i forgot protocol what would carnivore say if he were here to see that :<

anyway schimid i will thank you to not quote me especially when we are having GUY TALK which women don't understand as posturing and you could srsly hurt some fllngs around here ;< did I tell pub about that time you filled up your digital camera with showering pictures of yourself just for him, but accidentally emailed them all to me instead?

no.

and you should get that mole checked out.

Get it? Because I'm just like Carnivore, everytime my name is mentioned I gotta run in & blow my load. Then follow it up with some bullshit " :x SUICIDE_TIME :x ". >:

Also, if any guys wanna take some showering pictures, please send them to me. Thanks. :orgasm

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 10:33 AM

We missed you too.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 10:55 AM

"Julie"
(feat. Shaggy)

[Ali G, Shaggy]
Let’s talk about Julie right now yu hear mi
You got your Julie, I got my Julie, anybody else who no have dem Julie dem need fi get one
Yo slammin and banging ya dig dat.

[Chorus 1]
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy

[Verse 1]
Ragga muffin give you love and affection
Mr Lover will be your protection, stick it to, to your hearts contention, anything for my Julie.
Mi go so hmmmm and make a connection
She hear mi voice and get a nipple erection
We be banging to a Shaggy selection, one time for my Julie.

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Verse 2]
I need a cure for the thing I’m feeling, Shaggy need some sexual healing, I want to reach and
touch the ceiling, when I’m loving my Julie, aight
Mi a de king in a de late night healing, worse know if it’s just a piece I’m stealing, a safe
sex a mister lover believe in, when I’m loving my Julie

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Ali G Rap]
Hear dis Shaggy mi can rap too.
A Yo A Yo you is fitter than J-Lo next to you
She just a minga fitter than destiny’s child apart from the lead singer,
Fitter than the spice girls including the Ginger,
Give it a shave cause mi wanna be in ya,
They was claiming that our love was wrong
The people just stared and said it was too long
Yo it ain’t a crime to have a 12 inch
Dong Da Dong Dong Dong

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Chorus 1]
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by xbxMCj
We missed you too.

OK, fine. Julie, You're now my protegé. >:

I demand that you reply to every damn post I've made in this thread over the last two days. >:

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 10:59 AM

You want me for my body. :(

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by xbxMCj
You want me for my body. :(

Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon!

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon!

The words alone do not do it justice. You have to hear it.

Do they have Ali G & Shaggy in the US?

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 11:03 AM

Yes.

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 11:06 AM

Those are the names of the horses he fellates! :)

Staxeon Mar 26th, 2006 11:18 AM

chat was wonky for a sec.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Terra
Those are the names of the horses he fellates! :)

Are you this obsessed with kinky secks in real life, lady?

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Staxeon
chat was wonky for a sec.

Yeah, we broke the php, & it puts up that No Posts In Topic message.

That's why we used have the Page Break rule, Esuohlim. :(

Hey Staxeon, who the fuck are you? >:

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 11:32 AM

This is my drunk warning thing, my sexy buddies. :eek

I was hoping for a reply by now. :(


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