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Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 04:31 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 634228)
maybe there could be like a stickied thread somewhere for people to bitch about stupid problems that they aren't really interested in solving.

and it would be full of posts by kitsa

While I'm happy for this thread to be filled with such junk, it would really be a waste to type more than a paragraph in here as I'll just follow it with eighty posts of the wanking emoticon.

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 634232)
dogs are not toddlers! you can't keep them pinned up like that it's cruel :(

:wank

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 634236)
If you are going to talk to me in the future I want titties or MS paint talk. >:

:wank

Dimnos Jun 18th, 2009 04:43 PM

:lol I love you Pub.

Esuohlim Jun 18th, 2009 04:51 PM

Are you kidding me

executioneer Jun 18th, 2009 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 634229)
HOW TO MAKE PESTO:

OIL/BUTTER, BASIL, POSSIBLY GARLIC AND PARMIGIANA CHEESE.

thats it :(

excuse me but i believe you are forgetting pine nuts or almonds

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 05:01 PM

Palmingina sounds dirty. :wank

Tadao Jun 18th, 2009 06:52 PM


Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 06:56 PM

:wank

Tadao Jun 18th, 2009 06:59 PM

If only he emo danced I'm sure he would feel better. :tear

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 07:06 PM

He ain't no fat cat.

Tadao Jun 18th, 2009 07:11 PM

:tear

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 07:35 PM

:wank

DevilWearsPrada Jun 18th, 2009 07:51 PM

oh god oh god I messed up the page brak HARD

Big McLargehuge Jun 18th, 2009 08:22 PM

NO YOU DIDN"T >:

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 08:41 PM

Yeah, what he said.

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 634310)
Don't look at me, I don't coin sex terms.

If I did the penis would have a better sounding name.

You crazy lesbo! Penis sounds awesome. I suck penis. Do you want some penis? Penis O'clock. Penis.

:wank

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:14 PM

You know what word is terrible? Vagina! No one wants to have one, so no one wants to hear about.

:wank

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 634314)
like?

You already had that conversation, Old Man.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69700128

:wank

Tadao Jun 18th, 2009 10:27 PM

and I'm having it again.

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:30 PM

Manstick is the stupidest suggestion in that thread. If I didn't have one in my mouth right now I would be so mad. :blowme

Tadao Jun 18th, 2009 10:33 PM

Sounds better than Malestick, only a Dyke would use the word Male in it.

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:35 PM

I didn't actually read Jeanette's pots because I remembered it being stupid, yeah Malestick is worse and the one I meant. Thanks, T.

:wank

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 10:37 PM

I CALL MINE "THE ANGRY PUB LOVER"

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:38 PM

Why is no one :loveing CiG's new pic?

Hasn't anyone finished slapping to it yet? :wank

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:38 PM


Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 634322)
I CALL MINE "THE ANGRY PUB LOVER"

Because it is small and ineffective? :eek

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 10:39 PM

THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE LIST. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:39 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Jun 18th, 2009 10:40 PM


Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 634325)
Because it is small and ineffective? :eek

It has also never felt the touch of a woman. :wank

Esuohlim Jun 18th, 2009 10:41 PM

Am I missing anything by refusing to watch episodes of Married With Children?

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 634326)
THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE LIST. :rolleyes

Like everything to do with your penis; the list is exceedingly short. ;)

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 10:42 PM

The only time a woman has touched it has been when she is shoving it out of her way.

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 634330)
Am I missing anything by refusing to watch episodes of Married With Children?

A young David Boreanaz in a leatherjacket. :eek

:wank

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 634332)
The only time a woman has touched it has been when she is shoving it out of her way.

I assure you, it is so small it has never been in the way of anything.

:wank

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 10:49 PM

AND IT'S A SMELLY AUSTRAILIAN

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:52 PM

By any chance is it the prime minister? :eek

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:53 PM

I hear they have those over there in Oz. :x

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 10:55 PM

IT MAY BE :eek

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 10:58 PM

So you'd have a picture of it with the Queen?

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 11:00 PM

OF COURSE, WHO WOULDN'T?

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 11:01 PM

What the hell, Peter Hook? Bad Lieutenant is a terrible name. I'm calling the police. >:

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 634341)
OF COURSE, WHO WOULDN'T?

People that can't afford high resolution zoom lenses for their cameras?

kahljorn Jun 18th, 2009 11:05 PM

bad lieutenant is a good movie though :(

man i haven't seen that in forever

kahljorn Jun 18th, 2009 11:06 PM

harvey keitel would be a good name for a pubic hair style.

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 634114)
hi

Hi. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 634114)
    1. This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 17 seconds. :(

I get that all the time as well. ;)

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 634345)
bad lieutenant is a good movie though :(

"While investigating a young nun's rape, a corrupt New York City police detective, with a serious drug and gambling addiction, tries to change his ways and find forgiveness." :hypno

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 634346)
harvey keitel would be a good name for a pubic hair style.

Care to demonstrate what you think it'll look like? :orgasm

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 12:20 AM

:pagebrak

elx Jun 19th, 2009 12:22 AM

what are you going to be when you grow up pub?

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 12:24 AM

Happy. :tear

elx Jun 19th, 2009 12:26 AM

what will make you happy pub?

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 12:28 AM

It was sort of a joke. A peter pan catch-22, if you will. I will never grow up or be happy.

What is it you have planned for your fine self?

Dixie Jun 19th, 2009 12:30 AM

pub will be happy if you share your webcam with him

Tadao Jun 19th, 2009 12:31 AM

practice your stripper dance

elx Jun 19th, 2009 12:33 AM

short version? i'm going to be an astrophysicist extraordinaire.

Tadao Jun 19th, 2009 12:35 AM


The Leader Jun 19th, 2009 12:35 AM

[Crude joke about black holes]

Dixie Jun 19th, 2009 12:36 AM

i think i'm offended by that
(tadao's picture i mean)

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 634360)
short version? i'm going to be an astrophysicist extraordinaire.

If you had a penis you would be my perfect woman. :tear

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 634363)
i think i'm offended by that
(tadao's picture i mean)

You wanted your face slathered with something else? :eek

Dixie Jun 19th, 2009 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 634364)
If you had a penis you would be my perfect woman. :tear

that's why you always come back to me

elx Jun 19th, 2009 12:43 AM

if you guys were on a guillotine and could choose your executioner who would it be and why?

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 634366)
that's why you always come back to me

It is really useful that you have so much you can just give it to everyone that asks! :orgasm

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 634367)
if you guys were on a guillotine and could choose your executioner who would it be and why?

I would want it to be Willie, because he is the best executioneer I know.

Also, I could trust him to destroy the time machine when he gets back from revolutionary France.

MattJack Jun 19th, 2009 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 634369)
I would want it to be Willie, because he is the best executioneer I know.

This.

:lol

Esuohlim Jun 19th, 2009 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 634333)
A young David Boreanaz in a leatherjacket. :eek

:wank

SHIT :(

Sam Jun 19th, 2009 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 634345)
bad lieutenant is a good movie though :(

man i haven't seen that in forever

is that the one where he pulls over the two girls and jerks off in front of them? :(

Dixie Jun 19th, 2009 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 634368)
It is really useful that you have so much you can just give it to everyone that asks! :orgasm

i'm loving like that

kahljorn Jun 19th, 2009 02:58 AM

it might be i can't remember the whole thing i was pretty high when i watched it :(

executioneer Jun 19th, 2009 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 634369)
I would want it to be Willie, because he is the best executioneer I know.

Also, I could trust him to destroy the time machine when he gets back from revolutionary France.

aw man i wanted to use it for TIME RAPES :(

Colonel Flagg Jun 19th, 2009 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 634360)
short version? i'm going to be an astrophysicist extraordinaire.

Work on inertial propulsion and PM me the specs when you're done.

Dixie Jun 19th, 2009 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 634391)
aw man i wanted to use it for TIME RAPES :(

that's what detours are for my sweet

elx Jun 19th, 2009 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 634414)
Work on inertial propulsion and PM me the specs when you're done.

what exactly is it that you're requesting?

executioneer Jun 19th, 2009 02:15 PM

i think he wants a star trek impulse engine :/

Colonel Flagg Jun 19th, 2009 02:20 PM

Willie, I can't believe I'm saying this, but you are mistaken. :(

elx, if you need to ask, you gots lotsa learning ahead of you. That's OK, though, aren't you still like 17 or something?

executioneer Jun 19th, 2009 02:21 PM

are you talking about ion propulsion then

edit: n/m wikipediad it

edit 2: and how exactly is a star trek impulse engine NOT a type of inertial propulsion drive

elx Jun 19th, 2009 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 634419)
Willie, I can't believe I'm saying this, but you are mistaken. :(

elx, if you need to ask, you gots lotsa learning ahead of you. That's OK, though, aren't you still like 17 or something?

no sir, i fully understand the concept - what i don't understand is if you're asking me to defy the laws of physics.
what did you mean by 'work on it'?

and no, i'm not 17 yet.

Tadao Jun 19th, 2009 02:51 PM

RUNAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUNAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Leader Jun 19th, 2009 03:05 PM

Like that's ever stopped you before, Tadao.

Tadao Jun 19th, 2009 03:26 PM

After they admit it, yes!

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 03:30 PM

Why does this keep happening to me? >:

:wank

Dimnos Jun 19th, 2009 03:39 PM

Girls. :rolleyes

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/dr...ncoming_ce.php

Tadao Jun 19th, 2009 04:07 PM

:highfive

Guitar Woman Jun 19th, 2009 04:42 PM

Job interview at 5!

I'm wearing a tie and everything.

Tadao Jun 19th, 2009 04:54 PM

what's the job?

Guitar Woman Jun 19th, 2009 04:58 PM

I have no idea.

Probably telemarketing, but the job offer and guy on the phone never explicitly stated what their company did.

Tadao Jun 19th, 2009 04:59 PM

Door to door tie salesman?

Sorry, Salesperson?

Guitar Woman Jun 19th, 2009 05:02 PM

We do absolutely no door-to-door sales! What are you talking about!

Tadao Jun 19th, 2009 05:02 PM

That's not what your mom said.

Guitar Woman Jun 19th, 2009 05:03 PM

http://www.spamlaws.com/vector-marketing-scam

I'll probably still do the interview because fuck not having a job

Colonel Flagg Jun 19th, 2009 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 634420)
and how exactly is a star trek impulse engine NOT a type of inertial propulsion drive

The impulse engine is a work of fiction created by Gene Roddenberry. Intertial propulsion is a concept that has basis in scientific fact and was being discussed in peer-reviewed journals as early as the mid 1990's (and probably earlier than that). This from a confirmed Trekkie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 634427)
what did you mean by 'work on it'?

See above. It's just what a young, wide-eyed, idealistic physicist-in-training should be fascinated by. (and no, it doesn't 'defy the laws of physics'.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 634427)
and no, i'm not 17 yet.

;)

:Scienceforum?

kahljorn Jun 19th, 2009 05:27 PM

Colonel flag is winning guys

Tadao Jun 19th, 2009 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 634460)

:Scienceforum?

Science and Health

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 05:33 PM

He sure is, just not the spelling competition. I was all "Intertial? I no not of this thing you speak."

But then this is a place fo boner jokes not accuracy.

Not even accuracy of boners. :wank

kahljorn Jun 19th, 2009 05:34 PM

You've never heard of inertia? :O

your penis can't work without it

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 05:35 PM

My penis works fine with inertia, it's the intertia it has problems with.

kahljorn Jun 19th, 2009 05:39 PM

Indubitably, professor.


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