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Dimnos May 17th, 2010 03:32 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao May 17th, 2010 03:46 PM

Along with infractions, I would like to give out gold stars. Like to Dimnos for pagebraking.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 654929)
Someone in this thread is a sex offender. Can you guess who it is?

Six days after that I asked out the girl that would go onto be my very first girlfriend. :)

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 685926)
i am >:

So that other picture isn't you? okay. :letsouttheboner

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 685929)
I forgot about Pub's gif and a whole gang of Hitchcocks scared the heck out of me just now.

:rock

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 685929)
Also ELX is blonde. For the Vinyl.

You did a thorough examination? :eek

Sam May 17th, 2010 04:29 PM

SHE JUST DYED HER HAIR TO FOOL YOU GUYS.

Tadao May 17th, 2010 04:30 PM

I'm no longer quote worthy cause I'm old. :(

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 685919)
Her tits are illegal in Australia.

Not even a little bit, we covered that last time The Zuke tried to nail her.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 685928)
You can make tons of money in Canoga Park

I don't get the reference. :confused :dunce

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 685966)
I'm no longer quote worthy cause I'm old. :(

Are your pubes grey yet?

Tadao May 17th, 2010 04:37 PM

NSFW

http://www.google.com/search?q=canog...ient=firefox-a

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:37 PM

What I'm saying is "T, show us yer pubes!"

10,000 Volt Ghost May 17th, 2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 685963)
You did a thorough examination? :eek

I'm going by a vague recollection.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:37 PM

Speaking of pubes...

Tadao May 17th, 2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 685969)
Are your pubes grey yet?

So old they have all fallen out.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 685965)
SHE JUST DYED HER HAIR TO FOOL YOU GUYS.

That is why I asked the Ghost if he went deep to check. ;)

Sam May 17th, 2010 04:40 PM

YOU CAN'T TRUST THE GHOST, HE'S TOO BUSY PLANNING HIS AIRHORN ATTACKS.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 685970)

I just searched for canoga park forgetting the rule about things from you needing a porn suffix.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 685972)
I'm going by a vague recollection.

Man, you are a stud, but show a little more respect to your non-insane conquests, would ya?

Sam May 17th, 2010 04:42 PM

PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER BEING A NON-INSANE CONQUEST.

I HOPE FOR SO MUCH BETTER FOR HER.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 685974)
So old they have all fallen out.

What part of crotch shot is unclear to you?

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:43 PM

T, get yer knob online!

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 685980)
PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER BEING A NON-INSANE CONQUEST.

I HOPE FOR SO MUCH BETTER FOR HER.

Is that why you traded her to Danny for a half pack of mentos and some guy's wing-mirror?

Sam May 17th, 2010 04:46 PM

DANNY IS GOING TO TREAT HER RIGHT.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:47 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 685985)
DANNY IS GOING TO TREAT HER RIGHT.

I would you direct you to his twitter where he outlines his failures to look after pets.

He let a bunny freeze to death.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:52 PM

I hear from the ghost that your fine daughter has less fur than even a little baby rabbit.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 04:54 PM

This does not bode well for her time with our friend Tatom.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 05:04 PM

That last page of the PYPH thread is about two dozen infractions. >:

Tadao May 17th, 2010 05:16 PM

If only

Esuohlim May 17th, 2010 10:25 PM

Pfft

Fathom Zero May 18th, 2010 02:00 AM

thank you, elx. I feel better. :)

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 685929)
I forgot about Pub's gif and a whole gang of Hitchcocks scared the heck out of me just now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 685962)
:rock


HIGH FIVE DUDE :CHESTBUMP

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 03:57 AM

GODDAMNING FUCK WHY THE HELL DOES MY GIRLFRIEND HAVE TO LIVE IN WHITTIER >:

Sam May 18th, 2010 03:59 AM

WHAT

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 03:59 AM

Have to wait five more days until I have enough time off from work so I can drive over and MAYBE get some, jumpfucking Christ

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 04:00 AM

IF SHE MOVED OUT OF HER CREEPY MOM'S HOUSE ALREADY THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, GIRLS NEED TO START DECLARING THEIR EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE AT THE GATE WELL BEFORE ANY COMMITTED FUCKING STARTS

Tadao May 18th, 2010 04:08 AM

:rolleyes

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 04:12 AM

Your girlfriend is a codependent that took you in off of the streets, let's you eat all of her food and gives you blowjobs while her parents are in the same room, YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS PROBLEM

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 04:20 AM

Oh oh, and she "likes having [her] mom as a roommate". And "doesn't plan on moving out right now". And she also has now cheerfully admitted to me that she doesn't really have any friends.


THE FUCK, The weird ones are supposed to look ugly so that you know to avoid them beforehand, they are NOT supposed to be attractive, but I'm torn because she's desperate and easy when her fucking MOM isn't around and making sex jokes

Sam May 18th, 2010 04:22 AM

FUCK HER, AND HER MOM

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 04:24 AM

I AM FUCKING HER












HER MOM IS FAT AND WE HAVE ALREADY MENTIONED THE EXTRA SIDE OF CREEPY, SO "FUCK NO" ON THAT ONE

Sam May 18th, 2010 04:25 AM

GRISLYGUS' GIRLFRIEND'S MOM, FUCK YEAH :rankeri

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 04:31 AM

FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FECK MOTHERFUCKERS, FUCK, FIVE MORE DAYS AND THEN I'M LITERALLY TAKING HER STRAIGHT TO A MOTEL, SHIT'S RIDICULOUS

Esuohlim May 18th, 2010 04:42 AM

JUST FUCK AND SLEEP IN YOUR CAR

Especially if your seats recline all the way back, it's like the goddamn presidential suite nigga

Esuohlim May 18th, 2010 04:46 AM

I'm in San Francisco right now, btw. I'm closer to a lot of you right now than I usually am and it gives me the damn creeps >:

SAM I'M HOPPING ON ROUTE 101 LET'S MEET UP SOMEWHERE AND REMINISCE OF OLD TIMES

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 04:47 AM

MY car? Does not lend itself to sex. We use her car. But I'm not going to spend all afternoon and all night in it.

Besides, movie, motel, alcohol, room service. Shit's impressive. To her, at least. She can't believe I buy things for her. And by "things" I don't mean expensive gifts. I mean basic crap like "movie tickets" and "lunch".

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 04:50 AM

Wiat, San Francisco? BUY ME SEAFOOD, I STEPPED OUT OF OREGON AND INTO CALIFORNIA AND SUDDENLY I CAN NO LONGER GET MUSSELS, OYSTERS, CRAB, SQUID, OR FISH OF ANY KIND AND I AM NOW GOING THROUGH MERCURY WITHDRAWAL PLEASE SEND ME SOME RED SNAPPER AT LEAST, I'M JONESING HARD

Esuohlim May 18th, 2010 04:52 AM

Yeah right man I've been eating nothing but burritos and ice cream since I've been here :x

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 04:52 AM

WE'RE RIGHT NEXT TO LAGUNA BEACH. LAGUNA BEACH IS A BEACH AND IT'S NEAR AN OCEAN WHY CAN NONE OF THOSE ARTFAGS FIGURE OUT HOW TO RENT A BOAT AND SELL ME SOME @#$!ING FISH

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 04:53 AM

OF COURSE, YOU CONTINUE TO EAT BURRITOS AND ICE CREAM AND SAVE THE SEVEN POUNDS OF RAZOR CLAMS FOR ME, YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND

Esuohlim May 18th, 2010 04:53 AM

AND IN-N-OUT IS DAMN GOOD TOO, THE RUMORS ARE TRUE

I was at fisherman's wharf but it's a fucking tourist fag-fest and the food there is terrible

Esuohlim May 18th, 2010 04:54 AM

Anything for you Gus you're the only one for me here on I-Mockery dot .com slash forum slash showthread dot php question mark t equals 8799 :(

Esuohlim May 18th, 2010 04:55 AM

page 2715 >:

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 04:58 AM

In other news, Pub Lover never wants to stop by and chat while I'm actually online and it makes me sad :(

Zhukov May 18th, 2010 06:41 AM

HEMISPHERES.

Tadao May 18th, 2010 11:45 AM

Sounds like her mom sends her out to lure men into the spider den. I hope you didn't put on weight, that only makes you look tastier.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 18th, 2010 11:47 AM

Gus, you should send the mom out for a pedicure or from your description maybe a face-a-cure that way you have the house to yourselves and it makes you a baller.

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 686057)
HEMISPHERES.

bullSHIT, it doesn't matter whether I'm on 2 am or 2 pm

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 12:39 PM

AND I AM NOT SPENDING MONEY ON MARLEY THE WEIRDLY COY MANATEE

Sam May 18th, 2010 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 686044)
I'm in San Francisco right now, btw. I'm closer to a lot of you right now than I usually am and it gives me the damn creeps >:

SAM I'M HOPPING ON ROUTE 101 LET'S MEET UP SOMEWHERE AND REMINISCE OF OLD TIMES

DRIVE NORTH FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS AND YOU'LL FIND ME.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 18th, 2010 02:12 PM

UP ON SAM HILL.


I got my census done today. It was not as fun as I had hoped.

Kitsa May 18th, 2010 02:14 PM

I ate a Krispy Kreme donut this morning and now I feel like a big gross fatty :(

It seemed like a good idea at the time :(

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 02:20 PM

coulda been worse, like a greasy wetzels pretzel for instance

elx May 18th, 2010 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 686071)
Sounds like her mom sends her out to lure men into the spider den. I hope you didn't put on weight, that only makes you look tastier.

LOOOOOOOOOL



there are ways to lure pub, you just have to learn grungyguts

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 02:33 PM

yeah yeah, you lure Pub by having a vagina


or by posting a picture of your c*ck :eek

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 02:35 PM

I KNOW THE TRICKS, WOMAN, HE'S JUST BEING SPITEFUL

Tadao May 18th, 2010 02:40 PM

:yum :orgasm :eek

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686078)
bullSHIT, it doesn't matter whether I'm on 2 am or 2 pm

:eek

Tadao May 18th, 2010 02:44 PM

See, a series of creepy emoticons is how you page him.

elx May 18th, 2010 02:46 PM

now how do we scare him away before grannygums gets his conversation?

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686102)
or by posting a picture of your c*ck :eek

Only seven Force has done this for me. :(

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:47 PM

The rest of you have let me down. >:

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:47 PM

And by 'me' I do mean 'my boner'. >:

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:48 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686112)
And by 'me' I do mean 'my boner'. >:

My boner from looking at your cocks, you guys. :(

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:49 PM

Why do you never think about my boner? :(

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686102)
yeah yeah, you lure Pub by having a vagina

Yeah, because I am totally not a misogynist. :conspiracy

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 02:53 PM

PUBS MA BOY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686110)
Only seven Force has done this for me. :(

seriously

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 686109)
now how do we scare him away before grannygums gets his conversation?

Bathing suit pictures. ;)

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 02:56 PM

unless it's tadao in the bathing suit, that'll actually make him stick around longer

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686118)
seriously

He has a quite nice looking mocha dick. :eek

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:57 PM

Not too long, but could make you gag if you were overambitious. ;)

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:58 PM

A wonderful girth though. You know he is in you. ;)

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 02:58 PM

now, if I still had my speedos from back in high school water polo, I would dazzle you all

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686120)
unless it's tadao in the bathing suit, that'll actually make him stick around longer

Only long enough to yell that he take it off. ;) :orgasm :eek

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 02:59 PM

SHIT FUCKING HELL THAT POST IS RIGHT NEXT TO THREE DESCRIPTIONS OF SEVEN FORCE'S DICK GOD DAMN IT

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686124)
now, if I still had my speedos from back in high school water polo, I would dazzle you all

Yeah, but from you, as I have mentioned, being nude is the key. It is only the lovable Miss Elx that should keep her virtue.

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686126)
SHIT FUCKING HELL THAT POST IS RIGHT NEXT TO THREE DESCRIPTIONS OF SEVEN FORCE'S DICK GOD DAMN IT

Hey, you're right! Let's hear some descriptions of yours? >:

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 03:03 PM

and now I'm sad because it is actually swimsuit season now and my six pack is a thing of the past

still rocking the top half, though POPEYE ARMS AND TEXAN/SCOTTISH SHOULDERS ARE MADE TO BE CLUNG TO

Tadao May 18th, 2010 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686124)
now, if I still had my speedos from back in high school water polo, I would dazzle you all

Don't you owe Pub hood sliding action in Daisy Dukes?

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686129)
and now I'm sad because it is actually swimsuit season now and my six pack is a thing of the past

still rocking the top half, though POPEYE ARMS AND TEXAN/SCOTTISH SHOULDERS ARE MADE TO BE CLUNG TO

Sir, it is infraction-worthy that you are not gracing the latest page of the PYPH thread with your shirt off. >:

10,000 Volt Ghost May 18th, 2010 03:10 PM

I feel like you've seen my Lt. Dangle too.

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 03:12 PM

not in daisy dukes, i can tell you that right now, but yes, i do owe him a hood slide :eek

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 686130)
Don't you owe Pub hood sliding action in Daisy Dukes?

I have been refraining from mentioning that. :x

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:18 PM

Because he fell on his face and cried when he tried. :tear

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:18 PM

Poor little guy. IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT, GUS! I FORGIVE YOU!

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:19 PM

Show me yer knob! >:

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 686132)
I feel like you've seen my Lt. Dangle too.

Are you sure? describe your hedge.


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