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Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:20 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686133)
not in daisy dukes, i can tell you that right now, but yes, i do owe him a hood slide :eek

Hell yes. :rock

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 03:25 PM

As always, I have NO GODDAMN CLUE when I'll have the money to make it look pretty enough to photograph/film. However, seeing as how it's been a few YEARS since I promised it, I will post a bona-fide, full-on, myspace-ish picture in the PYPH thread just for you, Pubs. I admit to owing you that much.

Shirt remains on, though.

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:25 PM

:wank

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686145)
Anticlimax, guys :(

MY FACE IS JUST AS UGLY AS YOURS

YES, IT'S TRUE

10,000 Volt Ghost May 18th, 2010 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686139)
Are you sure? describe your hedge.

TO THE POINT

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:40 PM

I... have memories of a ginger haloed penis. It could be yours, Ghost. :x

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686144)
Allright, Pub. THIS IS FOR YOU. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT THE WINSTON CHURCHILL



Fantastic! :)

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:42 PM

You are a cutie. :yum

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 03:42 PM

Now strip. >:

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 03:51 PM

I will



IN YOUR DREAMS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


















































No seriously I will be there in your dreams tonight

10,000 Volt Ghost May 18th, 2010 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686155)
I... have memories of a ginger haloed penis. It could be yours, Ghost. :x

BLACK IRISH

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 686154)
you were kinda scary because you were always like WHARGALBLARHblaaaaah but now you're just d'awwww :)

:orgasm
Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 686173)
I didn't know it was you all along. I think on PUB'S BEACH BONANZA your picture is on it but I never knew who it was.

Spoilers!

RaNkeri May 18th, 2010 06:04 PM

NO FINLAND ALLOWED

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 06:33 PM

How old are you, Ranny K? >:

Fathom Zero May 18th, 2010 08:06 PM

Who's the douche in the top right corner that looks like Professor Green?

Esuohlim May 18th, 2010 08:59 PM

Rankeri is like 12 and he still needs a growth spurt so that all the kids stop making fun of his weight

10,000 Volt Ghost May 18th, 2010 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 686218)
Who's the douche in the top right corner that looks like Professor Green?

I thought that was hickman

Fathom Zero May 18th, 2010 09:58 PM

Dude, Hickman's a soljah, brah.

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 686230)
I thought that was hickman

Hickman is the guy in fatigues at the front getting a hug from you. That is legal in the military now, right?

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 686227)
Rankeri is like 12 and he still needs a growth spurt so that all the kids stop making fun of his weight

Eww. :x

Tadao May 18th, 2010 11:44 PM

I like how you put a spoiler in a spoiler. It turned me on a little.

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 686218)
Who's the douche in the top right corner that looks like Professor Green?

That is AChimp. He is Canadian. He used to be a bigshot around these parts.

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 686243)
I like how you put a spoiler in a spoiler. It turned me on a little.

I was pleased and surprised that it worked. :)

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686244)
That is AChimp. He is Canadian. He used to be a bigshot around these parts.

And by 'these parts' I do mean my butt. I think you can guess what he had that was so big and shooting. :orgasm ;) :eek

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 11:51 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686245)
I was pleased and surprised that it worked. :)

Like every time I use my dick. :eek

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686246)
And by 'these parts' I do mean my butt. I think you can guess what he had that was so big and shooting. :orgasm ;) :eek

His cock! :eek

elx May 19th, 2010 12:25 AM



OH MY GOD. AN AMORPHOUS MASS OF AN UNIDENTIFIABLE MAN HAS EMANATED OUT OF NOTHING AND HAS TAKEN UP RESIDENCE ON MY BROWSER. HE LOOKS SUPER SKETCHY AND HE TURNED MY BEAUTIFUL PINK THEME BLACK. I THINK I'M BEING ATTACKED. OR SPIED ON. :(

Tadao May 19th, 2010 12:46 AM

Excuse me, we know you are a closet lesbian and all, but Pub is talking about our cocks. CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE THAT MUCH!

elx May 19th, 2010 12:50 AM

sorry i should be more sensitive to the stuff guys like :(

Fathom Zero May 19th, 2010 12:53 AM

Turn Incognitio mode off.

Fathom Zero May 19th, 2010 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686244)
That is AChimp. He is Canadian. He used to be a bigshot around these parts.

:eek I've never seen a picture of him. Even stalker-wise on Facebook.

kahljorn May 19th, 2010 09:22 AM

this is the second semester in a row that the school dropped me from classes for no apparent reason and I was then fucked out of my chance of taking them for the next year ;/

arnold swarzenfuck is the worst governor ever.

Zhukov May 19th, 2010 09:24 AM

Holy crap North Korea achieved nuclear fusion? :lol


I used to buy Popular Science magazine. Or was that New Scientist?

kahljorn May 19th, 2010 09:28 AM

i saw that too. lol.

i bet they discovered it just like that one asian discovered how to isolate stem cells or whatever the fuck he did/didn't do. god thats the most racist comment ive ever made :(

kahljorn May 19th, 2010 09:42 AM

I'm pretty sure tis is what actually happened;

HJILARIOUS YOUTUBE VIDEO WITH A DOG :LOL

just kidding:
http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news...133_27642.html

if that even happened ;/

Zhukov May 19th, 2010 09:43 AM

I bet it's not.


My friend doesn't want to go to North Korea with me, so I am going to go by myself probably near the end of this year or start of 2011.

Colonel Flagg May 19th, 2010 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 686252)

OH MY GOD. AN AMORPHOUS MASS OF AN UNIDENTIFIABLE MAN HAS EMANATED OUT OF NOTHING AND HAS TAKEN UP RESIDENCE ON MY BROWSER. HE LOOKS SUPER SKETCHY AND HE TURNED MY BEAUTIFUL PINK THEME BLACK. I THINK I'M BEING ATTACKED. OR SPIED ON. :(

I have an AIDS medicine on mine. :(

I think it's a random act of geekiness. :tear

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 11:10 AM

Lisa Ling and her sister were on the today show for wandering too far over the NK border for like 45 seconds and getting the shit kicked out of them by soldiers

or something, I was only half-listening.

Zhukov May 19th, 2010 11:23 AM

I've got the fever. It wont be sated until I've returned and slumped into everlasting depression over the futility of a just society.

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 11:25 AM

From what I half-heard they pistolwhipped and riflebutted the bejesus out of two little Chinese women, who knows what they'll do to you :(

Zhukov May 19th, 2010 11:33 AM

You might not think so, but my westerness will protect me.

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 11:38 AM

I guess you're right, I heard they love westerners.

Zhukov May 19th, 2010 11:59 AM

No, they hate, but the regime relies on not only western aid, but the lie that the entire world loves the Kims.

Anyway, I don't plan on being too much of a smart arse.

Dimnos May 19th, 2010 11:59 AM

Are you going to do the whole pay a Chinese dignitary to smuggle you in thing?

Zhukov May 19th, 2010 12:19 PM

No, I will apply for a tourist visa with my good working class background, and be accepted as one of a few thousand tourists allowed in per year. Strangely enough, the "allowable limit" and the number of applications isn't too dissimilar.

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 12:23 PM

Have you read the Iraq chapters of "Baghdad Without a Map" by Tony Horwitz? Because I'd do that before you go.

Zhukov May 19th, 2010 12:45 PM

You're scaring me now. :(

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 12:49 PM

PARALLELS, MAN, PARALLELS.

kahljorn May 19th, 2010 01:25 PM

I TRIED TO GO TO BED EARLY LAST NIGHT AND INSTEAD I SOMEHOW ENDED UP STAYING UP TILL 9:30am GADDAMNIT

Tadao May 19th, 2010 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 686389)
What type of plane was that on?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&c...+bitch&spell=1
:rolleyes

kahljorn May 19th, 2010 01:39 PM

I hope your eyes get stuck like that

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 01:44 PM

also, it's HAUNTED.

http://www.forgottenoh.com/Counties/...mery/usaf.html

Tadao May 19th, 2010 04:36 PM

(12:34:56 PM) Tadao: hahah I just saw 4 mexicans, 2 girls 2 guys in white shirts and jeans, get out of a small car and unpack a trunk full of cleaning machines. They are ultra efficient

(12:35:23 PM) CIG: hell yeah, it's like the ghost busters, but with windex

Tadao May 19th, 2010 05:44 PM

Things I attack Kitsa on:

Having cancer

Being a ginger

Not as pretty as Shrub

RaNkeri May 19th, 2010 05:53 PM

Been a while since I last posted my picture here :eek

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 06:10 PM

all three of those things are true.

Also, my neurosurgeon tells me that I have neck vertebrae the size of a 3 year old's, so I look forward to seeing what you can do with that.

Tadao May 19th, 2010 06:11 PM

Probably make a bow tie.

Tadao May 19th, 2010 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 686520)
I was never on the market, but if it makes you feel better it's not that great a place to be.

:rolleyes

I know at least 3 people who would disagree.

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 06:35 PM

waitwaitwait

let the record show that it's not fishing or a pity party. We coo.

Tadao May 19th, 2010 06:37 PM

No, I'm hurt now. Only bewb pics will make me feel loved.

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 06:39 PM

I'm about 3/4 boob so just assume you've seen them already in some form.

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 686385)
I love you all. :')

The Leader is good, the Leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date!

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 06:41 PM

The date being his birthday. :eek

Tadao May 19th, 2010 06:41 PM

add 1 teaspoon of olive oil and a dash of Emeril's Essence and we have a praty.

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 06:41 PM

Happy Birthday, The Leader. :)

Tadao May 19th, 2010 06:43 PM



To tell the truth, you can all get screwed
I'd like to give you a kick, you little son of a bitch
Just let me
Let me get my hands around your throat
And I will choke and choke and choke and choke and choke and choke and choke and choke

Dimnos May 19th, 2010 06:43 PM

Quote:

An Arizona utility commissioner said he's willing to pull the plug on Los Angeles if the city goes through with a boycott of his state.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37233039...s_ca?GT1=43001
:lol

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 06:47 PM

I don't know why I was surprised that clothing worn and autographed by Pamela Anderson went for so little.

http://cgi.ebay.com/PAMELA-ANDERSON-...item255ab4b138

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 06:47 PM

How old are you now? :conspiracy

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 06:48 PM

The Leader, I mean. :x

Dimnos May 19th, 2010 06:49 PM

Its so cheap because no one wants the hep c.

Fathom Zero May 19th, 2010 06:52 PM


Tadao May 19th, 2010 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 686516)
I have neck vertebrae the size of a 3 year old's, so I look forward to seeing what you can do with that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 686517)
Probably make a bow tie.


FUCK YOU GUYS, THIS WAS FUNNY

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 06:57 PM

:pagebrak

The Leader May 19th, 2010 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686536)
How old are you now? :conspiracy

21 :orgasm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 686541)
FUCK YOU GUYS, THIS WAS FUNNY

I laughed, but then I felt bad so no lol emote for you. :(

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 686541)
FUCK YOU GUYS, THIS WAS FUNNY

It was. I couldn't get my joke about blowjobs, three year olds & kitsa out without wanking furiously though, so I had to just ignore it. :(

Tadao May 19th, 2010 07:01 PM

I almost went with the pedophile thing too! :orgasm

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 686544)
21 :orgasm

Now that you are a fine young man of unequivocal legal age, would you be so kind as to grace us with a picture of your todger? :yum :eek :love

The Leader May 19th, 2010 07:07 PM

You need to woo me with gifts first, as is custom. :)

Tadao May 19th, 2010 07:08 PM

Ive seen it, Shrubs is better.

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 07:17 PM

You have me thinking about Shrub's todger now. I'm... I'm going to just have to message her and ask now. :eek :wank :tear

Tadao May 19th, 2010 07:19 PM

You can see the bulge when she tucks it!

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 07:20 PM

:eek :eek :wank

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 686548)
Have many frivolous age based celebrations.

May one of them involve a traffic cone.

Oh god. :eek :wank :orgasm

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 686557)
You can see the bulge when she tucks it!

:orgasm :yum :orgasm

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 07:25 PM

Guys, we need a :frig emoticon. >: :frig >:

Tadao May 19th, 2010 07:32 PM

And a :rape


Tadao May 19th, 2010 07:34 PM

what color helmets? White cum? :love:orgasm:eek

Fathom Zero May 19th, 2010 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 686541)
FUCK YOU GUYS, THIS WAS FUNNY

I went "meh." It was okay, Tad. You're capable of better/worse, though. :\

Tadao May 19th, 2010 08:05 PM

Kinda like your photography.

:eek :orgasm :yum

Fathom Zero May 19th, 2010 08:13 PM

Yup.

:(

elx May 19th, 2010 10:41 PM

baby food is super gross, when you guys start having kids don't give them that.
instead only feed them pudding, it's yummy and plus it'll make them obese and obese babies are the cutest. :)

The Leader May 19th, 2010 10:42 PM

But RoboCop ate baby food and RoboCop is neat.

Tadao May 19th, 2010 10:44 PM

ELX, I'll feed you pudding. ;) :eek :yum

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 10:46 PM

meh, it's not that bad. Most of it is just super-pureed versions of recognizable flavors. Bananas and "vanilla custard" are actually not bad at all.

I speak from experience because sometimes the kid won't nomnomnom until they see that you don't die from it.

kahljorn May 19th, 2010 10:50 PM

YOU CAN ALSO MAKE YOUR OWN BABY FOOD

Pub Lover May 19th, 2010 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 686635)
baby food is super gross, when you guys start having kids don't give them that.
instead only feed them pudding, it's yummy and plus it'll make them obese and obese babies are the cutest. :)

You think the people here should be having kids? :confused:

Tadao May 19th, 2010 10:57 PM

Holly fuck guys. I love RBF but this is relly relly awesome.



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