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executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547057)
I remember a book, but I don't remember my childhood, so I dunno.

whoa

http://www.amazon.com/Charlie-Loneso...727123&sr=8-11


Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 547000)
let's let pub catch up guys

LET'S KEEP PUB BUSY SO THE ASSASSIN CAN SNEAK UP AN KILL HIM


I HATE THAT GUY

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547053)
If i had never been on this message board I would have had an awesome life & everything would've been great.

Liar >:

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547001)
I'd write some but how do you stimulate a skin bridge?

Damn, & I wanted to be the one to bring that up.

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 04:47 AM

I'm going to jump out.

Later

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 04:47 AM

Quote:

LET'S KEEP PUB BUSY SO THE ASSASSIN CAN SNEAK UP AN KILL HIM


I HATE THAT GUY
L
O
Fucking
L

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547002)
God help me Seth, I'm curious to know what a skin bridge is.

don't google it unless you have lots of people nearby to casually walk past & see you looking

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:48 AM

In that above post where Pub says "PICTURES", I mistook the text color for a link and my heart sank when I realized that there was a time years ago when it was just likely enough that between pub caring to look at my webcam and my forgetting that I regularly had a webcam turned on, things could have been rather awkward.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547003)
with a tiny fiddle bow

:lol :king

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:49 AM

hahah

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547013)
oh man there is a part of me that WANTS people to act on dislike so that i am forced to action

That's because you think you have a chance of winning. :(

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 547014)
you dudes are goin too fast :<

THAT'S WHAT SHE SHOTGUN BLAST

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:50 AM

I like to think that I'm pretty nice to Pub. If you ask if it's because I enjoy him as a person who has his moments of greatness, or because of my infinite patience, or because I really need the personal interaction, or whatever else, then you're missing the point.

I don't think I have a choice.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547071)
That's because you think you have a chance of winning. :(

that and i have a sneaking suspicion that i have a nasty adrenalin addiction from years of having a car that was entirely too fast to be allowed

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 547023)
TERRIBLE PERSON

BAM!

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 04:53 AM

I'll say that normally I want nothing more than to be liked by people that I respect, but applying that to this case is certain to get me ridiculed. Fuck it, it's sure to be obvious in any case.
And I'm listening to Tangled Up In Blue, and I fucking blame you guys.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547027)
Asila, this is technically my 9th year on this message board and I still don't have the faith in anyone here to digitalize my unique and artistic approach to having an anatomical abnormality that has so far been witnessed by a direly small number of privileged individuals.

Anyways.



I wanted to include a picture of some obnoxious female comic that people would recognize, but I could only think of one and to use her would require that I say something totally superfluous about stereotypes of black men who have large penises.

This invites 7F to say something along the lines of "that's not a stereotype, I know it's true", and then he'd put in a good amount of blank space under that sentence and follow it with "as someone who is half-white, that is." followed with an emoticon expressing dismay.

Seth should write the characterization for everyone here.

THEN I COULD GET SOME DAMN SLEEP

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by asila
I'll say that normally I want nothing more than to be liked by people that I respect, but applying that to this case is certain to get me ridiculed. Fuck it, it's sure to be obvious in any case.
And I'm listening to Tangled Up In Blue, and I fucking blame you guys.

you should listen to this instead, winking frowny emoticon

http://executioneer.muxtape.com/

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 547028)
Hugo: [Roger accidentally shoots Mike in the leg] No! Fuck Rog! It has to look like suicide! It has to look like fucking suicide Roger! Fuck!
Roger Rodriguez: I did what you said! Now we do it up close!
Hugo: No! The cops will know someone else fired the first bullet! Fuck Rog! You fucking herbed us! You fucking herbed us! Where's the scarf? Where's the fucking scarf!
Roger Rodriguez: I lost it.
Hugo: When the cop comes I'm gonna tell them you shot him in self defense.
Roger Rodriguez: If he wakes up he's going to tell on me!
Hugo: Sorry bro, Desi's dead.
[Shoots Roger]

Is that a Fartin Script?

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 547038)
LIQUIDSTATIK :rolleyes

DUDE, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO NICE TO HIM IF YOU KNEW SOME OF THE THINGS HE GETS UP TO. :x

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 04:58 AM

W/E, SELENA ;)

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:58 AM

Pub, do you know what a shotgun is, beyond just a gun that has been shot?

I genuinely wonder. Since Europe doesn't have the 2nd Amendment, ratified in the Bill of Rights after being co-authored by Jesus Christ, I always get the impression that none of our hilljack gun talk means anything to you.

I mean, honestly, the most common word for "gun" I've seen in French is just their cognate for "revolver". Most guns do not have revolving parts, let alone the ones for which a revolver as known in English gets its name.

In England, since gunmanship is a matter antithetical to chivalry but has to have some metaphysical link to it regardless, I can only really imagine heated, monocle-steaming discussions over the proper way to store one's museum-quality pepperboxes or matchlock blunderbusses.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547046)
I'LL SHOW AN EMBARRASING BODY ANOMALY

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...r/gorsmole.jpg

I have one of those on my face.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:59 AM

i have two of them on my face

what the fuck, irish ancestry, you're supposed to give me FRECKLES >:

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547050)
TITS OR GTFO.
Wait, who the fuck is Terra?

Girls on the internet. :rolleyes

Always a dude, like it makes a difference if they refuse to pay for your flight.

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 05:01 AM

Ex--Smothers Brothers, motherfucker. And thank you.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 547051)
she has a nice rack first of all

Ewww. :x

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 05:01 AM

yeah that is pretty gross :(

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547052)
yes :eek

Good.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547054)
Honestly, my anomaly is more helpful than embarrassing. "Form and function", I tell people.

What's embarrassing is my total lack of good judgment in knowing when to talk about it and, far more importantly, when NOT to talk about it.

I'm so glad I don't need judgement . I'd probably misuse it if I had any.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547086)
Ex--Smothers Brothers, motherfucker. And thank you.

you are welcome!

i've been listening to sibling revelry on loop for the past two hours :( i should switch to cosby's "why is there air" so it will be like i'm on a road trip in the old mercury sable with my folks :(

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547055)
LOL INTERNET

What I mean to say is that none of you can get me, I don't need to be scared of your social norms.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 05:05 AM

PS I DONT MEAN MOST OF THE FROWNY FACES

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547056)
Is this one of those BD/SM things, because I'll need to dig out my leather for that.

Emotional BD/SM.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547060)
Speaking of tolerable female posters, Swamper's birthday was officially one week ago right now.

Now we're talking cute.

We're also talking about a poster that hasn't posted consistantly in the last six years.

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 05:06 AM

I tried to take a break and read the news.

But instead, CNN.com or some shit asked me the question, "Are Beyonce and Jay-Z married or not?"

I can't answer that shit, I have no way of knowing since they don't have last names like real people.

(I already did a reflexive fundamentalist joke, but here's another)

Jesus had a last name, it was Christ.

You guys have to tell me when something happens in the world. Pub, this falls largely on you since you live in the future and thus can give me better warning.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547061)

whoah, maybe there was a thing

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547061)

Who needs anything that doesn't result in that?

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 05:09 AM

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Girls on the internet. :rolleyes:

Always a dude, like it makes a difference if they refuse to pay for your flight.
Quote:

What I mean to say is that none of you can get me, I don't need to be scared of your social norms.
Social norms can kiss my ass, and I'm so torn between being certain that you're hoping I'll go away and being certain that I'm NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH BUT I'M STILL KIND OF DRUNK SO MAYBE THAT'S AFFECTING MY ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND YOU.

Regardless, I'm out. It's going to be hard to explain to a 2-year old that I spent all night being fascinated by some guy on the internet.

And Ex, I'm going to wait until I'm sober and then hunt you down and pick your musical brain for a bit.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 547063)
Liar >:

No way. It would be sunshine & lollipops forever in that universe.

Also deaths, on a scare only occasionally seen before.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547097)
Now we're talking cute.

We're also talking about a poster that hasn't posted consistantly in the last six years.

i always liked swamper but i havent read her website in forever :(

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 547065)
I'm going to jump out.

Later

Good luck, & have fun.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547066)
L
O
Fucking
L

I'm glad you hate him too.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547068)
In that above post where Pub says "PICTURES", I mistook the text color for a link and my heart sank when I realized that there was a time years ago when it was just likely enough that between pub caring to look at my webcam and my forgetting that I regularly had a webcam turned on, things could have been rather awkward.

OH MY GOSH, SECRATS! :eek

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547073)
I like to think that I'm pretty nice to Pub. If you ask if it's because I enjoy him as a person who has his moments of greatness, or because of my infinite patience, or because I really need the personal interaction, or whatever else, then you're missing the point.

I don't think I have a choice.

& you'd be right. >:

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547101)
And Ex, I'm going to wait until I'm sober and then hunt you down and pick your musical brain for a bit.

ok :) i've not got broad KNOWLEDGE but my tastes definitely are all over the place

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 05:16 AM

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ok :) i've not got broad KNOWLEDGE but my tastes definitely are all over the place
You're enough like me to make me all tingly in a good way.
Okay I'm going to bed this time seriously.

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 05:16 AM

i've suffer several traumas during my childhood, i know pain and what issues are, i can help anyone that want to talk about it. I time ago i was wondering if i should cut out my veins or let them grow but i get over it :)

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 05:17 AM

you let all KINDS of shit grow, dude

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 547081)
SELENA ;)

SERENA

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 547081)
W/E,

FUCK YOU!

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 05:18 AM

ps: el pila did you ever hear of anyone using dry ice in a bong because i had the idea to do that the other day and i wonder if it's practical or would work at all

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 05:19 AM

it depends on what you mean by work :x

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 05:20 AM

does it cool off the smoke extra good and smooth it out

Sam Apr 9th, 2008 05:20 AM

JESUS :/

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 05:21 AM

i'd think so, ice water does so i wouldn't see why not. i don't know first hand, as dry ice costs alot :<

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 05:21 AM

i've never use even a water pipe, i'm old fashionable

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547094)
PS I DONT MEAN MOST OF THE FROWNY FACES

I MEAN MINE, I DIDN'T THINK SO, BUT I'M TOLD I MEAN THEM, & WHO AM I TO ARGUE? :(

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 05:22 AM

yoiu gotta get it from baskin-robbins they sell it cheap

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547098)
You guys have to tell me when something happens in the world. Pub, this falls largely on you since you live in the future and thus can give me better warning.

IT'S NEVER GOOD NEWS

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 05:23 AM

ps: i use dry ice all the time in 2liter bottesl + water to make an explosion

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 05:24 AM

hahaha, you're all about some explosions :eek

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547101)
Social norms can kiss my ass, and I'm so torn between being certain that you're hoping I'll go away and being certain that I'm NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH BUT I'M STILL KIND OF DRUNK SO MAYBE THAT'S AFFECTING MY ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND YOU.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547101)
Regardless, I'm out. It's going to be hard to explain to a 2-year old that I spent all night being fascinated by some guy on the internet.

awful & awesome, but mainly just awful.

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 05:25 AM

eversplosions :eek

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 05:25 AM

like i said, adrenalin addiction :(

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547103)
i always liked swamper but i havent read her website in forever :(

See, she is so deep in Vet folklore I didn't even know she had a website.

PUB DIDN'T KNOW!

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 547110)
i've suffer several traumas during my childhood, i know pain and what issues are, i can help anyone that want to talk about it. I time ago i was wondering if i should cut out my veins or let them grow but i get over it :)

Dude, I'm just playing. Your ones are real. :(

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547103)
i always liked swamper but i havent read her website in forever :(

There's really no explaining how Swamper manages to capture the heart and imagination so skillfully.

Yesterday or Monday on this thread (circa 60 pages ago, I would guess) I posted an AIM conversation with someone I called "Important Person" or something. The thing was that when I talked to Swamper about the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune as for how it concerned the first month of my friendship with "Important Person", swamper knew Important Person online before I ever knew her in real life. Why? Because Swamper also lurked at another internet forum where Important Person regularly posted back then, and likewise she captured THEIR hearts and imaginations as a professional lurker.

So, yeah, I always feel cheap to name drop her since we've known each other as ONLINE BUDDIES for longer than either of us have known of I-Mockery. But, really, if you had a card like that in your deck (I guess I mean more like in the Black Lotus of Magic: the Gathering sense than a standard 52-card set, since i suck at colloquialisms) you'd tap its mana every chance you got, so shut up.

Oh, and if you want to see a "cute" picture of her, you can't see the best one. The reason why is that I haven't scanned it because it's in a frame on my dresser and the picture features her and my bestest buddy zach and I think two other girls our age and myself. So, if I digitally inserted my other bestest buddy Denise and perhaps stuck Pub in the corner as a weird ironic element, it would be a fairly, perhaps totally, complete picture of my life.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sam (Post 547116)
JESUS :/

Yeah, he was here. Seth brought him. I'd've got him to come sooner but me & him are on a break.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547122)
ps: i use dry ice all the time in 2liter bottesl + water to make an explosion

SCIENCE! :eek

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 05:30 AM

I don't know man, i don't feel like a drama queen about it

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 547123)
hahaha, you're all about some explosions :eek

They modeled Mythbusters after Willie. ;)

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 05:32 AM

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awful & awesome, but mainly just awful.
:P

I'm seriously pulling out those fucking whips.

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 05:34 AM

I need that Mythbusters proove the enlarge penis machine for me ;_;

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 05:35 AM

I came up with a totally awesome way to use dry ice in the perfect murder.

The problem is that no matter how cool the whole thing sounds, the perfectly normal process of observation, concern, and extrapolation that led me to it would be seen by my enemies as evidence that I'm up to no good again.

So I won't tell you how to use dry ice in a perfect murder.

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 05:36 AM

Sorry, i'm not stoned enogh :tear

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547036)
William Shatner's dick is so big he has to fuck a volcano if he wants to have an orgasm.

Even 6th graders know this.

...

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:38 AM


Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 05:38 AM

I don't trust people who think that a word spelled "llamo" should sound almost exactly like "Shamu", ElPilla666, so I don't share in contributing to the popularity you enjoy.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:39 AM

Those two posts are unrelated.

Seth's quoted post is distilled fantastic.

The image is the theme of my every second thought.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547137)
I came up with a totally awesome way to use dry ice in the perfect murder.

The problem is that no matter how cool the whole thing sounds, the perfectly normal process of observation, concern, and extrapolation that led me to it would be seen by my enemies as evidence that I'm up to no good again.

So I won't tell you how to use dry ice in a perfect murder.

Maybe you need a user name that isn't so close to your real name.

Get some anonymity.

I wouldn't be here without it.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547141)
I don't trust people who think that a word spelled "llamo" should sound almost exactly like "Shamu", ElPilla666, so I don't share in contributing to the popularity you enjoy.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Seth doesn't like Elpila?

Time to come clean.

It's me. :(

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 05:44 AM

i still think roald dahl's lamb to the slaughter is the best way to murder someone

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 05:46 AM

whoawhoawhoa, are you insinuating that there's a Roald Dahl book that I haven't read?

MADNESS

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 05:46 AM

Hey, you know what's cool?

You have the initials JR, just like that "who shot JR?!" cliché.

Spoilers!

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547144)
Seth doesn't like Elpila?

Time to come clean.

It's me. :(

I guess he had reach the status of God

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 05:50 AM

It's not a book, it's more of just a short story.

And I thought it was written by someone else. Like, a woman. And it really really bothered people that a woman wrote about another woman killing her husband.

But maybe I'm mixing that up with "The Yellow Wallpaper", which people found extremely offensive because it seemed to justify that some woman care more about interior design than cooking dinner*.

*I'm not embarrassed to say that I have virtually no memory of early American lit whatsoever, but I really wish that everyone here was an English major because I'm pretty sure that's extremely fucking funny.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 05:52 AM

http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lamb.html

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 05:52 AM

I spent the last hour being distracted and ended up making this.



Is it a sports team or a self-help group? You decide.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547147)
Hey, you know what's cool?

You have the initials JR, just like that "who shot JR?!" cliché.

Hey, you know what's cool?

:newbie :oao :imock:domo:oneofthosedays:newbie:troutslap

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 05:53 AM

I actually really liked "The Yellow Wallpaper" only because I really felt the futility of her insanity--not only was she going through postpartum depression, but she wasn't allowed to.

Quote:

And I thought it was written by someone else. Like, a woman. And it really really bothered people that a woman wrote about another woman killing her husband.
the same people who had a serious problem with Carmen because the prostitute dies at the end, I imagine.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 547151)
I spent the last hour being distracted and ended up making this.



Is it a sports team or a self-help group? You decide.

Thank you, Mister R. :)

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 05:55 AM

Ah, willie wins in the lamb to the slaughter debate that wasn't a debate until i questioned it.

But my yellow wallpaper remark was still something that english teachers should feed to their students because it's that good.

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 05:57 AM

I guess reading the story isn't enough, you have to read a synopsis of public outcry against it and her official responses and rebuttals to allegations made against her reasoning for writing the story.

But if you do all that, the joke I made is really fucking funny.

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 05:58 AM

I will keep that in mind, Seth, once I finally get my FUCKING certification. And when they ask why I'm making them read "The Yellow Wallpaper" I'll say "Because Sethomas has a funny comment about it, you little shits."

I LOVE KIDS ACTUALLY WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 05:58 AM

Holy shit, I double-posted.

I think that's the board's way of telling me that i should try to get four hours of sleep before going to work.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547155)
Ah, willie wins in the lamb to the slaughter debate that wasn't a debate until i questioned it.

I didn't remember it being Roald Dahl either... oh wait why would I? FUCK THIS GAME I NEED SOME SLEEP.

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 06:02 AM

I don't know why you need a FUCKING* certification to teach English but I'll tell you what if you need practice before the big exam I can help out.

*I'm referring to the act of copulation against your intended use of a gerund adjective. The word "fucking" has multiple meanings that you might be careful to use.

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 06:05 AM

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I don't know why you need a FUCKING* certification to teach English but I'll tell you what if you need practice before the big exam I can help out.

*I'm referring to the act of copulation against your intended use of a gerund adjective. The word "fucking" has multiple meanings that you might be careful to use.
An unintended double meaning that I would normally be far more careful about, but it's five in the morning and I've either got insomnia or coming down of a drunken stupor makes me hyper; I'm at the state now where the word 'fuck' is simply humourous to me regardless of the context.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 06:06 AM

*long rambling post connecting The Yellow Wallpaper with other insanity-related stories that also feature the color yellow such as The King In Yellow and then linking that story to h.p. lovecraft's "cthulhu mythos"*

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 06:07 AM

My offer stands.


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