Yeah but I cant tell which post is Willies 25000th post. :(

:)

i can't tell either :( it doesn't list what post of yours it is, you have to pay attention to you post count

That would only lead to me triple and quadruple posting.

You could make edit buttons time out after like five minutes so people can get rid of typos and edit their statements for stylistic purposes.

There is a preview button.

Negro, I use quick reply, I'm in a goddamn hurry.

I've never edited a typo. :\ Unless it was something crucial. Always be using quick reply, thass me.

oh wow, there was actually an option for timed edit button disabling in the options.

GW just saved all your edit buttons and gave it back to those of you who are often fags about them, guys.

I edit out typos. I don't want people to think I'm some kind of unrefined caveman.

pub's face when he sees his edit button for the first time in years

I didn't even use my edit button when I had it. I would Jamesman the hell out this board though.

I remember Jamesman and my brother would get into fights a lot.

hickman why are you not using your hickman name

About internet things

wut

lol

:dylansnipples

Wow, had no idea there was a newer duke nukem thread


Thancks be to chojin fer moving it, but now everything I said is redundant as hell :(

I'm not sure. After my i-mockery hiatus, I figured it was lost in the sauce

I'll try and log on to hickman. If I do I'll post something zany like I used to

This actually the first thing that has ever made me want to watch MLP. :(

I don't remember my password guys sry

Guess you're stuck with the new, not as zany me.

Chojin can get it back for you, Clay. Just PM me a picture of your dick.

:pagebrak

I gained like 7 pounds from all the candy and soda I shoved into my fucking gob during withdrawal >:

Thankfully maybe I'll actually be able to run a few laps without dying of asphyxiation now

Or I will when my lungs finish coughing up all the bullshit I've coated them with in the last 3 years.

Pub Lover: I would, but it's too small for the internet

aww pub that makes my day ;_;

It seems like every year I get some sort of respiratory infection from smoking too much, then I spend what feels like an eternity coughing up phlegm, then I promise everyone I know I'll give up smoking, and then as soon as I feel better I go right to the smoke-shop and pick up about three pouches of tobacco.

I just got over a particularly bad respiratory infection and promised myself I'd never pick up another cigarette. Then next thing you know one of my friends gives me a new hand carved meerschaum cigarette holder. Fuck you, friend.

Somebody said this and it profoundly bothered me. I see it a lot, and all the pink shit and such, so it doesn't really bother me. But when a blanket reblogged, reposted message accuses me of being a fucking asshole, I tend to become righteously indignant.

Lets get Kitsa to punch them out.

I was gonna say just as much.

I would be willing to bet money that the person who posted that doesn't have cancer, or had an "easy" cancer (like a skin precancer that was frozen off in one dermatologist visit). We get a lot of people trailing us for the sympathy contact high.

I wouldn't hang out with people who had cancer if I got cancer.

They're embarrassing.

uh huh

>:

So for no reason I lose the ability to edit?

Hello lots and lots of double posts I guess

EDIT: And now it is back :lol

This place confuses me :lol

well some homos in article discussion got upset about the new editing rules and emailed the boss about it, so pub loses his edit button again and we return to the old system.

in unrelated news, we're going to try out a new 'user reputation' system where you can rank other board members. people with negative rating will automatically be given the title of 'chuckleworthy'. :picklehat

you can now judge people by clicking on the scale in the upper-right of their post. you can then vote and tell them just how chuckleworthy they really are.

I am glad you go through so much trouble for me Chojin :lol

Testing for edit capabilities.

EDIT: OH WOW

Ha ha, they think rep matters.

I'm probably just mad because I've got neg rep already, though. Son of a bitch.

I can only see the scales on my own posts. How do I negatively vote for people?

I'm 80% sure you have to have positive rep before you can actually fuck with anyone.

Now we're just like the ctrl alt del boards :lol

so the colored dots under your join date represent your rep. we have 6 categories:

'high negative' (orange)
'negative' (red)
'balanced' (grey)
'positive' (green)
'high positive' (bright green)
'unreppable' (black, for admins)

I'm thinking we should have a small gif that says something instead. I'm open to suggestions here. Surely 'chuckleworthy' will have to be the one for negative rep. I set the thresholds hilariously low so you all can fuck with each other since the reps don't mean anything. You get more points to spend on people if you have more posts and more rep.

Also i'm curious as to why the forum thinks GW has a negative rep already.

The record of my infractions is down below the "new threads" bar in my user control panel, which is where messages left by other posters when they rep you would normally show up.

If I had to guess I'd say infractions neg you by 10, since I have -30.

Only scale icon I see is on just my posts

But I thought that was supposed to be the gag

Are we allowed to duel for each other's rankings a la Highlander? 'Cause I will go all carpathia on some asses here

Makes sense to me. I'm more concerned as to why Pentegarn has positive rep.

Kitsa does too

wait, you're serious


I can't see this scale shit on my phone

I think you need a positive reputation before you can see the scale.

I can only see the scale on my posts Gus, not sure if that is how everyone else is displaying though.

And Otto also has positive rep

Make sure you also edit the "Thanks for adding reputation to this user" message to say something wacky.

I assume that the ranking system assigned a black and shriveled ball of sin to my and Tadao's names

k i have some rep titles in there now. i think they're a little too showy and maybe some names should be changed but yeah ideas are welcome

They look the same as they always were.

Also, you may want to make it so we can actually vote people up/down, because I'm not sure anyone can right now

k can you see them now

I was going to suggest some possible titles but all I could think of is LOL WACKY RANDUM bullshit like "Gorilla Wrangler" and "I Killed Ryan Dunn."

i wonder why so many people in article discussions have the 'gigh quality poster' title already.

I can see the scales now. I am surprised.

I can also see the

What the fuck! Someone voted down my reputation, way to damage my e-peen dude.

I've just reminded myself that I have 5 infractions. :<

Also, BigTimeCow has a negative rep and he hasn't been around in foreverrrr.

thx pub, for some reason when i recreated the restricted group it gave everyone in it full access to all forums.

wtf, pub's votes are worth 27 and mine are only worth 19

lol

sometimes, I wonder if the me from 3 years ago was a different person

I was surprised to find that I was already a "Gigh-quality poster" and then realized so were people with only one post. :lol

GREAT IDEA CHOJIN NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA START TRYING TOO HARD

i award you +19 rep +24 zugs and a trophy for that post

:NIPPLES

"May you be lucky enough to receive the same reputation back in turn"

Well, let's hope not since I voted them down.

hmm, i think we need to use icons instead. after someone gets to -100 or +100 it'll start repeating the phrases.

k what should the icons be? pickles would be the obvious and gay choice, so let's think of something better

a Bob's Big Boy mascot
maybe it can display "THIS POSTER IS A BIG BOY" when you mouse over it

Just look at all the people online right now. This was certainly the shot in the arm I-Mock needed :picklehat :picklehat

this momentous occasion deserves catdance

i have a smaller tiny dancer fatty cat on photobucket

:nipples

I was going to suggest something crass.

Everyone should negative rep the fuck out of this post

This will probably de-volve into what it is at other forums; firstly, a way to suck someone off in private about how funny you think they are, and secondly, a PM system that people actually remember to check.

Also this classic black theme is a bit of a nostalgia rush. You guys should all try it.

The problem is I keep thinking I'm logged out.

So we can't see who voted and said what? Like, can we see what someone said when they vote me down and who said it?

Oh, oh, oh, posters with negative reputations should have this kid's head as their rep title.

Oh shit, you don't get PMed do you. I plan on getting tons of negative votes, but I don't want a bunch of PMs from the butthurt little asspies that I taunt.

you should be able to see who repped your shit in your control panel

I like how you're able to easily make a reputation system, yet spambot prevention is still a fanciful pipe dream >:

:lol

k rep power is now calculated by:

1 point per 100 days since join date
1 point per 1000 posts

vets 4 lyfe

get repping you fags we need to make up for years of lost time

lol I totally got red-pickled for THAT one :x

also, what classic black theme

your reputation depends on your answer

Uhhhhhh, New Mockery?

If there is a secret way to make the forums look exactly like they did in 2004 I'd totally use it. It'd have to be complete with the old "flashing negative-flipped eyes" logo.

if someone had a picture of the old forums i could probably remake it

BACK WHEN FATHER SPAZ WAS PROMENADING AROUND TOWN

gw's current rep can be blamed entirely on his hate for 'a link to the past'

i wish i could disable the ability to give people positive rep

hey fuck you, I used I-Bapery immediately after it was installed and haven't switched back until now