she is soooooooooo dangg hot :<

She has two lazy eyes. :orgasm

&& she makes me lol

i think i'm obsessedw/ her ;<

w/e her eyes are hot

Sup, Willie?

I wish we still had postcounts :tear

No, you don't. :lol

>:

Her forced smile makes me think she knows that you're looking at her, Danny. And she knows what else you're doing. :x

Sup, Seth?

She sure has a high opinion of herself.

Or a low opinion of internet pervs. :lol

That is, if she knows how fricking ugly she is. :x

SHUT UP I JUST ADDED HER ON MYSAPCE I HOPE SHE ACCEPTS!

I'M GONNA MESAGE HER A PIC OF MY DICK :x

Spandau Ballet's To Cut a Long Story Short keeps leaving me quietly mouthing FUTURE SAILORS and being angry at myself.

i DARE you to fill it out saying 'LIQUIDSTATIK IS TRYIN TO SHOW YOUNG CELEBES HIS DICK ON MYSPACE!' :o

only not really :<

I filled it out one time when Noob3 accidentily showed me child porn.

Sup, MetalMilitia?

I'm sorry I know your first name. :(

You mean putting my name on them didn't help? :eek

Sup, Shyandquietguy?

Sup, Misdemonar?

[13:01] Sethomas84: I came up with a way to refer disparagingly of a woman's sexual liberty
[13:02] Sethomas84: "that girl's had more sausages in her than a Hickory Farms warehouse"
[13:02] Sethomas84: I think i am now qualified to participate in a Comedy Central Roast of someone I don't give a shit about
[13:02] Sethomas84: *Puff on my pipe*
[13:03] PulbicPubLoather: Fag

Sup, Lurking Guests?

sup

Willie, are you thinking of following the Roastbeef path to getting married? You only need to die three times, visit the moon, and get rich off some crappy idea...

Sup, Esuohlim?

I took issue with his '1337 Fornicator' title, but it doesn't matter now as I've already banned him.

Sup, Sniperwolf?

sniperwulf

Timezones screw me up, and I hate making new threads. :(

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GLOWBELLY! :)

If only she was silly enough to read this thread. :(

Was it? I never liked that guy, though. :(

Car ads. I dunno about in the states, but here & Europe all the greats have been fucked over for the selling of automobiles.

Sup dude :eek

Hey pub.

What? >:

You grown some balls yet, Mister S? :eek

In America we have patriotic country songs for car ads >:

Well at least the truck ads. If I recall half the other ads I see have some bullshit fast paced techno music or w/e

I don't watch much TV anymore :x

Ask me again when summer's over and I'm back in school and the girl in question isn't 150 miles away anymore >: :(

And you'll get the same answer anyway, f y'all

Patriotism is hell of gay, btw

What do you call a New Zealander?

To his face or in general?

Either way it's still 'Cunt'

Cool, thanks!

leekspin makes me so happy

What does a leek even taste like?

I'm curious, now.

Are they rare where you live? :eek

I find that amazing. :(

Sup, 10,000 Volt Ghost?

They are in the pacific northwest apparently.

I take it you've tasted leek, Mister A.

Like no other, Mister R.

The problem I have with leeks is that most people that cook for me instinctively put them in soup, and soup does not sit well within me.

Also, leak/leek jokes.

Sup, Hickman?

Children dying of disease, Pepsi!

Leading helpless teens astray, Pepsi!

Powdered mashed potatoes in the cupboard for three years,
Alcoholic husbands driving frantic wives to tears,
Poor old widow's house burned down, Pepsi!

Oh man, I ate powdered mash potato with a '93 expiry date last year. It tasted the same as it did fresh.

I did not eat the tin of steak and kideny pie with the '87 expiry date. I did think about it, but my veganity won out. My disgust barely registered under my hunger. :(

Sup, Tadao?

I'm living liquids dream, I've been babysitting a 5 and 6 year old girl since friday. I actually know what Sam from iCarly looks like now :sadclownface

aren't leeks just another word for "green onions"

Nope

It could be. Which makes me wonder what you guys call what I think are green onions. :lol

His dream is not babysitting... well, it might start there. :x

WHAT HAVE I FUCKING TOLD YOU ABOUT UNTITLED YOUTUBE LINKS? YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO A WEEK BAN, BOY AM I NOT KIDDING ABOUT THIS. >:

I better not order a green onion salad from an American then. :x

I wouldn't anyway, as I hate salad. :(

Ugh, researching Leeks on wikipedia is a headache. Your Green Onions are known to me as Spring Onions/Shallots, but they are also known by a hundred different names as well, which leads me to think I was fed them every meal, but under an alternate moniker, at the more poverty striken moments of my childhood.

D:

It has boogers in it. :x

What are you frowning about?

:D

hi fathom :O!

So I had this delicious fruit juice combination and I have no idea how to describe it.

It tasted ever so slightly of cranberries, but without the awful bite that comes after you've had a mouthful. I think the other flavor in it was cherries, but I can't tell.

Mine is better. Underaged Psychotic Stare > Anime

Raspberries can do that when added to cranberries. :girlydrinkdrunk

HOLST'S PLANETS SUITE

THAT ONE IS SORT OF OK

MAINLY BECAUSE I AM A MAN OF SCIENCE :beakers

in the hall of the mountain king

i wasn't planning on getting married at all, but hey if all that stuff happens anyways, who knows

When I don't post in this thread for a couple pages I get intimidated and try to read all the posts where I left off but then decide to post w/e I feel like

You've been spinning for 0:24:03.

No one reads the back pages. :rolleyes

is there a solution to being completely unable to sleep

You're not trying to sleep hard enough.
Your supposition of my lifegoals appears to be wrong.

You have a nose like Guitar Woman's. :raspberry

Ach! You've cut me to the quick, Sir! I concede that you are the better man. Although, still an idiot.

You've got blood on your hands, Pub. I can feeeeeel it.

in the court of the crimson king

in the stands of the diamond ring

:domo

:domo :domo