Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563170)

:lol seth gives everythig a lot of thought :o

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563171)

why would you care about wrestlers dying? :x

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563175)

yeah i kinda like not having an edit button i feel like i'm part of the crew now 8]

Originally Posted by Angryhydralisk (Post 563168)

It looks like it'd at least be better than the second but not as good as the first. Or maybe I enjoyed watching Jack Busey play a neon-green violin too much. :lol

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 521736)

WELL?

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 521739)

I'M HERE WHERE'S THE FIRE

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 521741)

In teh mirror?

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 521751)

DANGER IS AFOOT, BE WARY CITIZENS

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 521752)

Where did you get that fantastic W?

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 521756)

printed it :-[

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 521758)

Could I get that in hi-res? It would be great to have another hot Willie wallpaper :love

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 521761)

i dont think i have a higher res version :(

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 521763)

So that's just paper?

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 521769)

paper an tape yeah

I'M THE WORLDS LAZIEST SUPERHERO

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 521771)

Is that your power? :<

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 521775)

i never bothered to find out ;(

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 521777)

:oneofthosedays

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 521779)

lets start over

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 521859)

every time I try and be a dick to jerks now some wiseguy deletes my posts

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 521865)

you are an internet villain, GW.

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 521867)

Like Snively Whiplash!

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 521871)

So GW, I can call you,
A piece of shit wannabe 4chan homo with all the style of a puppy with down syndrome.

And you can't fire back? You got your nuts cut. Hahaha

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux (Post 521872)

GW is more of a felcher than a villain.

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 521889)

I'm an Internet HERO

But my power is that I taste absolutely delicious.

Hey, you don't choose your powers.. they choose you :(

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 521901)

I'm an internet hero with the power to only know how to type with two fingers on each hand but with lightning quick speed :eek

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 521915)

I am the INTERNET MASTER OF DISGUISE

beat that, jerks

Originally Posted by Spruce Moose (Post 521941)

I'm a jukebox hero, I can substitute for Internet heroes in baking.

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 522002)

You didn't make longcat long enough, you fucking failure.

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 522205)

Guitar Woman go away.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 522261)

guys i'm sorry this thread sucks :( ANTI-THREAD BACKUPS :(

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 522262)

isn't taht deletion of the thread

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 522292)

no that means just leave it here

Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk (Post 522405)

Guys like Jonothan Clement, Rankeri, and ZBF could be like those D-list villians that the Flash fights.

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 522495)

Hey man, The Trickster was serious.

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 90457)

I like:
Lee Aaron
Shirley Manson from Garbage
Mia Zapata (R.I.P.) from the Gits
Kat Bjelland from Babes in Toyland
Loreena Mckennit
Theo Kogan from the Lunachicks
Candia Ridley from Inkubus Sukkubus
Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil
How about the rest of you?

Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum (Post 90478)

early liz phair
aimee mann
sarah harmer
kathleen edwards
emmylou harris
isobelle from belle and sebastian (well, used to be from...)
Björk
Nico
all the girls from The Rentals
Tegan & Sara
Sarah Polley (for her brilliant vocal work on the Sweet Hereafter soundtrack)

Originally Posted by Protoclown (Post 90485)

PJ Harvey
Björk
Fiona Apple
Tanya Donelly
Tori Amos
Brody Armstrong

Originally Posted by The One and Only... (Post 90491)

The chicks from Arch Enemy and Cradle of Filth.

Originally Posted by DecapitatedHate (Post 90518)

Same, but I also like the chick from Lacuna Coil.

Originally Posted by pjalne (Post 90522)

I'm gonna be a total fag and say Tori Amos.

No offense, Proto.

Originally Posted by Ninjavenom (Post 90531)

Ruth, from Anathema
The chick from 27

Originally Posted by Skulhedface (Post 90556)

Maria Sjoholm from Drain STH
Amy Lee of Evanescence
Cristina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil
Tairrie B of My Ruin


..and uhm, the chick from Letters to Cleo. But only in the "Here And Now" song.

Originally Posted by Perndog (Post 90669)

Tarja Turunen from Nightwish.

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 90677)

Her name is Cristina Scabbia. :rolleyes

Originally Posted by Miss Modular (Post 90687)

Janis Joplin
Marianne Faithfull
Joni Mitchell
Nico
Laetitia Sadier
Alison Goldfrapp
Bebel Gilberto
Astrud Gilberto
Trish Keenan
Bjork
Angie Stone
Pink
and ARETHA

Originally Posted by DecapitatedHate (Post 90731)

I honestly didn't see that.

Originally Posted by farbour (Post 90737)

Billie Holiday
Exene Cervenka
Kim Gordon
That chick from Yellow Machinegun whose name I always forget
Kim Deal
daveid Bowie

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 90818)

Miki Berenyi (*swoon*)
Amy Lee (time may prove her to be my favorite female vocalist)
Tori Amos (not a big fan of her later works, but there's no denying the quality of her older material)
Katharine Whalen (it's Billy Holiday reborn!)
Kat Bjelland (raaaaaaaaaar!)
Gwen Steffani (i've always liked her and she actually has better stage presence than most singers)
Kim Deal (always fun to listen to)
Björk (she makes me laugh and she has a killer voice... i'm just not sure if she's really human.)

Originally Posted by Bennett (Post 90833)

NINA SIMONE
ELLA

Originally Posted by timrpgland (Post 91099)

Annie Lalania (blatz)
Anna Joy (blatz)
Emily (cleveland bound death sentence)
Robin (black fork)

Originally Posted by Black Flag (Post 91124)

Kathleen Hanna

Originally Posted by Generator86 (Post 91304)

Karina and Elyse from Dance Hall Crashers

Nina from the Cardigans

That one chick from that one band

Originally Posted by Blue (Post 94581)

I like Amy Lee and Ella Hooper (from an aussie band called Killing Heidi)

Originally Posted by The_voice_of_reason (Post 94585)

Janis Fucking Joplin

Originally Posted by OperationScuzBucket (Post 94694)

Amy Lee (from Evanescence)
Jewel (Early Jewel...her new stuff is crap)
The Dixie Chicks (They aren't computers :) )
Heather Nova
Sarah McLachlan
Ani Difranco

Originally Posted by agroskaterik (Post 94704)

Originally Posted by Mike (Post 94826)

Cesaria Evora
Bjork
Joni Mitchell
Julie Turk
Cindy Lauper

Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum (Post 94828)

"The Dixie Chicks (They aren't computers :) )"

You're right, computers might actually make good music.

Originally Posted by The_voice_of_reason (Post 95078)

worst joke ever

Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum (Post 95203)

well, it was still funnier than you.

Originally Posted by Gåte (Post 95212)

Tarja Turunen from Nightwish
Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil
Liv Kristine from Theatre of Tragedy
Anita Auglend from The Sins of Thy Beloved
Cia Hedmark from Otyg/Vintersorg

Loreena McKennit
Enya

Originally Posted by The_voice_of_reason (Post 95721)

so true :tear

Originally Posted by Ooner (Post 95928)

Nobody has said Poe.

So I will.

Poe.

Originally Posted by seanlargey (Post 9454)

i was seting at the tabel and i spillted my juece all over the tabel! then my dad was yelling at me and he hit me in the face and made me lik the tabel cleen LOL!! :(

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 9456)

and you are...?

Originally Posted by seanlargey (Post 9458)

i'm sean largey i'd ask you who you were, but i can see that your name is rongi :(

Originally Posted by slavemason (Post 9465)

How observant, how the hell do you suppose Rogi missed that?

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 9468)

Everyone in this thread sucks :|

And it's Rongi, cocksucker

Originally Posted by seanlargey (Post 9469)

maybe he was just so happy to see me posting that he asked who i was instead of just looking at my name :(

Originally Posted by Anonymous (Post 9470)

If I were the head moderator, I'd let one Mr. Fart-type character in, and then ban all others that come after.

Originally Posted by slavemason (Post 9471)

Rogi and I finally agree.

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 9474)

That you're a cock sucker and you suck :/?

Originally Posted by seanlargey (Post 9477)

fuck shit

Originally Posted by slavemason (Post 9481)

I'm sorry, I didn't see the comma. I thought it read Rogi Cocksucker.

Originally Posted by starz (Post 9490)

take it to the fight forum :P

Originally Posted by Les Waste (Post 9517)

SEAN RULES >:

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 9523)

Why aren't these newbies banned yet? :(

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype (Post 9540)

who is this silly fuck starz or st4rz or however the fuck it fags its name.

Originally Posted by slavemason (Post 9541)

Because the veterans of these threads are a bunch of bib-drenching old Reagans.

Originally Posted by starz (Post 9625)

nice to meet you too italian :)

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips (Post 9638)

PLEASE FUCK OFF, ST4R[Z], THANKS ^_^

sean is the funniest person here.

sean please make a topic about grapes :)

Originally Posted by Captain Robo (Post 9644)

OMG IT'S SEANLARGEY. SEANLARGEY IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON HERE. :)

Originally Posted by whoreable (Post 9645)

OMG IT'S CAPTIAN ROBO. CAPITAN ROBO IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON HERE. :)

Originally Posted by starz (Post 9660)

i didnt mean anything mean about it..?

Originally Posted by Captain Robo (Post 9671)

:love

Originally Posted by whoreable (Post 9678)

OMG IT'S CAPTIAN ROBO. CAPITAN ROBO IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON HERE. :)

Originally Posted by Captain Robo (Post 9721)

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Originally Posted by kon (Post 9724)

I <3 sean :(

Fuck you sean haters :(

Originally Posted by Captain Robo (Post 9778)

I know who Kon is.

Originally Posted by Captain Robo (Post 207202)

sean :D

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 207206)

SEAN POSTED HERE ONCE? :(

Originally Posted by Captain Robo (Post 207207)

Go to pages 60-72, there are like 5 sean posts :(

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=698
http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=624

these are all I could find.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 207276)

shake them hataz off :(

Originally Posted by Perndog (Post 207277)

:lol

Rongi, cocksucker

Sounds like an official position.

Originally Posted by VolCanon (Post 207502)

I can beat "Sean" any day.

Xbox is big. LOL
i et teh gr4p3z. LOL
konpyutaa wa ore no da. LOL

Originally Posted by MrAdventure (Post 207509)

"...and as VolCanon finished typing that sentence, a veritable garden of hirsuteness erupted from his once palpable, pale chest.

"I've done it," he cried ferociously. "My greatest and most concrete accomplishment. Surely only the most naive would rebuff this browsable flare of humor and tasteful on-topic extravagance."

Originally Posted by Captain Robo (Post 207513)

:) :) :) :)

HORAY IT GOT UNDELETED :D

Originally Posted by {{{K}}} (Post 104708)

http://www.meetyourmeat.com/ if ur an animal lover beware this is fucked up

Originally Posted by O71394658 (Post 104712)

Isn't that cute. :)

Originally Posted by Alphonse (Post 104714)

I love meat. :)

Originally Posted by Professor Cool (Post 104715)

What a treat!

What about a video that shows farmer cutting down corn stalks.

Originally Posted by UtterParadox (Post 104737)

Wait a friggin' minute, vegans!

According to an article I skimmed through a while back, plants feel pain and can communicate it to other plants. For example, if a flower is being devoured by locusts, it can send out pheromones to other plants, warning them to engage their chemical defenses.

So there's NO form of diet that can completely avoid inflicting pain on some living thing. "Meet Your Meat" is just another form of ecoterrorism.

Originally Posted by the_dudefather (Post 104767)

plants are no-where near as cuddily as animals, so many of them will not care.

also, when vegetables are harvested, dozens of furry animals are killed anyway in the combine harvesters (wild animals with a sense of freedom, who lead much happier lives than mcdonalds cows).

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 104776)

That video made me hungry for a nice slaughtered cow :yum

Originally Posted by CastroMotorOil (Post 104779)

Im hungry, feel like a burger, really really bad.

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 104783)

Let's hope Jeanette doesn't see this. :chatter

Originally Posted by soundtest (Post 104784)

The pheromones is a possibility I'm sure, but I doubt that plants can actually feel 'pain'. They have no central nervous system and therefore no 'pain receptors' - since they're generally immobile they don't need them, unlike mammals (e.g negative reinforcement for stepping on something sharp... the pain teaches the mammal not to do this again... or if there is a wound pain makes the animal protect that area which prevents infection or making it worse). As evil as the world is, I doubt evolution would've given plants to feel pain just for the hell of it.

Originally Posted by Professor Cool (Post 104785)

Hey, if somehow some greater species can viciously kill me and make me into a delishous dish, they could go right for it.

Prime Cut Caucasian served in it gravy and bell peppers. Mmmmm

Originally Posted by Ninjavenom (Post 104800)

:blah

Who fucking cares? Are you killing them? No. Shut up.

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 104806)

seriously, if animals were treated gently would it be more ethical to eat :confused

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 104924)

no :(

Originally Posted by The One and Only... (Post 104930)

Meat tastes best when you kill it yourself.

I love the smell of gutting my deer, and the rotting roadkill carcasses.

I love the sight of the deer falling in weakness, and the blood drip out of my rare steak.

I love the sounds of deer moaning in pain, and the bang of a gunshot.

In short, I love killing animals. Just be glad I don't enjoy killing humans.

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 104932)

i'm sad that your "morals" prevent you from killing yourself. >:

Originally Posted by the_dudefather (Post 104936)

im not a vegatarian, i was just pointing out the irony of being one.

i love delicous meat. especialy mince stew with mashed potatos. (cue hannibal lecter raspy tongue noise)

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 104946)

what's so ironic about not eating meat?

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 104956)

Here's a quote from futurama:

"The only reason we don't eat humans is because they taste terrible"

>:

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 105005)

i smell like cookies :eek

Originally Posted by FartinMowler (Post 105166)

I was watching a show about chicken farmers and it was really disgusting. They have a dude that checks the chicks and if it's male it goes into a grinder to become a paste that they sell to the mink farmers for feeding the Minks. They also have to cut off the beak of the chicken or they will attack each other and if they gang up on one unlucky chicken they keep jabbing at the rectum and pull out it's intestines. I still eat meat but the process is very :puke

Originally Posted by TeRRaNuSER (Post 105187)

mMmmMm.... grinder paste

Originally Posted by Geggy (Post 105246)

Humans taste like chicken, you ass.

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 105249)

That wasn't even sort of funny :|

Originally Posted by Geggy (Post 105250)

I don't give a damn whether it's funny to you or not, they do literally taste like chicken.

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 105254)

Fuck you all with your narrow scope of what a Vegan is! >:

I hate animals more than any off you meat eaters could possibly ever do. >:

Yay! I love being drunk! :)

Originally Posted by TeRRaNuSER (Post 105255)

that wasnt even sort of educational

Originally Posted by soundtest (Post 105259)

I had a similar experience... I watched a show on some pig slaughterhouse one night when I was very low. It was disgusting... all these pink bodies crowded together in filth... piglets getting injected with all sorts of drugs... the conditions were enough to make me sick alone and that was before the actual slaughter. I'm not sure if it was the pot, but those pigs resembled naked humans so much it weirded me out. For me the decision to become a vegelesbian had nothing to do with animal rights (life feeds on life, I didn't write the rules), it was just that the unsanitary living conditions and hormones and drugs that animals have to endure made me disgusted at the thought of consuming them. After watching that I was vegetarian for almost six years, the last 3 of which I was vegan.

6 months in China took care of that though. :meat



Just because the end result is death doesn't mean pain that could be avoided should be inflicted. Say your mother has a terminal illness but decides she'd like to donate a kidney - should an anaesthetic not be used because she'll be dead soon anyway?

Originally Posted by TeRRaNuSER (Post 105260)

publover totaly ruined that SWEET JOKE.

Originally Posted by agroskaterik (Post 105267)

I agree with soundtest.

Are you still a vegitarian and or vegan?

Im seriously thinking about it.

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 105269)

i seriously wasnt being sarcastic. im trying to put it together in my mind wether an that lived humanely would be more ethical to eat on my end?

Originally Posted by TeRRaNuSER (Post 105271)

food thats treated humainly tastes better because its not just rotting in a cage eating hormones for 5 years

and vegans.. the brain dosent function without protine
wich i guess explains the love of soy ice cream

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 105275)

Chickens are cannibals, that's why the pointy shit on their beaks is removed (like someone said above). Cows will also gore each other occassionally if their horns aren't removed. I know this because half my relatives live on a farm. :eek

I don't really care how animals are treated. All that matters to me is how well their meat is taken care of. :meat

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 105276)

how are those hindu people so smart then? :lol

Originally Posted by soundtest (Post 105277)

When I first got to China I tried to stay vegetarian, but since vegetarianism is almost unheard of there (the exception being Buddhists), I gave in completely after about 6 weeks. Now I don't go out of my way to eat meat and I never cook or handle it myself, but I'll eat it maybe once a week or less. So I guess the answer is no.



I don't really know what you're saying here. By ethical do you mean how guilty you should feel? If I were to be eaten after my death, I know I would prefer it if I was dealt with humanely beforehand.

Originally Posted by O71394658 (Post 105281)

In all seriousness, I think the stuff that is happening to animals terrible, but the fact remains that I just simply don't trust PeTA. I know that a lot of time was put into that production, and the absolute worst areas were shown. Obviously there's a bias, so taking everything they say as absolute truth, I have trouble swallowing (NPI).

Originally Posted by TeRRaNuSER (Post 105301)

im eating a chicken pita its delicious

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 105311)

you sure you aren't a vegan, champ?

besides, vegans get protein from alternative sources.

here's an article about vegetable vs animal protein.

i don't eat anymore for a variety of reasons. the main one being that the thought of consuming an animal that has been shot up with god only knows how many antibiotics and hormones makes me get all whoozy feeling. i also believe that since i can get my nutrition from other sources that there is no reason for me to consume a cow, just because it tastes good. it's just not nice.

that's what i think, anyways.

Originally Posted by Alphonse (Post 105313)

WHEN I EAT MEAT AND I THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY DO TO THE ANIMALS I DO THIS:

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 105314)

you wear a suit?

Originally Posted by Alphonse (Post 105316)

Yes. :)

Originally Posted by pissed off salesman (Post 105351)

That movie is easily a nominee for best comedy.

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 563176)

I don't know if I want to look at Gabby's fat ugly face anymore, I want that cute bitch Shrub back :(

Plus she is wearing big glasses.

Originally Posted by Mystie (Post 354979)

This one time for Halloween my mom dressed me up as a drink box of Hershey's Chocolate Milk.

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 355005)

wow that sure is interesting

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 355037)

I could never decide if those Hershey Chocolate Milk boxes were really good or fucking awful. Anyone else's thoughts?

Originally Posted by Alliumphobia (Post 355049)

This thread is awesome man! :bestthread

Originally Posted by DSBurroughs (Post 355063)

Hershey's Juice boxes were always like...the poor man's alternative to Yoo-Hoo. So you can't really hate them, but you know that you should be drinking something better.

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 355079)

I'd drink those every day at lunch in 5th grade, but then one night I barfed a nasty chocolate barf all over the place and damn near ruined my snes, so now I stay the hell away from them :(

Originally Posted by Mystie (Post 355082)

There's something just plain wrong with milk that doesn't need to be refridgerated.

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 355100)

Guitar Woman you're so dreamy. :love

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 355448)

Yeah, she'll do that kinky shit for you, but watch out about getting any of it on her stuff. She aims for the groin. :x

Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 329626)

is a wittle armadillo!

Originally Posted by ziggytrix (Post 329630)

Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 329706)

is just a little baby!

Originally Posted by ziggytrix (Post 329725)

:yum

Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 329731)

:(

Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean (Post 329869)

oh gawd

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 563222)

THE DUDE 3936 (3:46:46 PM): btw whats all the garbage you keep posting? i dont feel like reading it

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 104573)

ALL I WANT IS TOS EX UP ALL THE LADIES, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK >:

WELL IS IT :(

-willie

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 104576)

yes. you would die. that is too much sexing up, mister. >:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 104578)

oh :(

how about just a handful or so :(

-willie

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 104580)

if you can fit a girl in your hand, you can sex her up all you want.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 104585)

:(

so either I got to grow freakishly large hands, or I have to find some TINY women :(

EITHER WAY IT'S MAD SCIENTISTS I HAVE TO GO TO, AND I SWORE MY MOTHER I WOULD STAY AWAY FROM THME :(

POOP :(

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 105150)

STILL IN A BAD MOOD >: :(

-willie

Originally Posted by FS (Post 105184)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 105633)

still :(

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 106056)

>:

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 106543)

:(

-willie

Originally Posted by Skulhedface (Post 106562)

Set something on fire.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 106576)

already did :(

:(

-willie

Originally Posted by imported_Hollycaust (Post 106711)

There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She'll do one for you.

They say that life is tit for tat
And that's the way I live
So, I deserve a lot of tat
For what I've got to give
Don't you know that this hand
Washes that one too
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you!

If you want my gravy
Pepper my ragout
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 108259)

thanks, that helps a little I guess :(

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 109777)

:(

-willie

Originally Posted by Supafly345 (Post 109821)

If you can no longer sex up the ladies than that means I am boned! I don't even think I know how to come close to sexing up the ladies. I was hoping I could just bs my way through it, but now I know my chances are negative 4%.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 110135)

I can't sex up ladies because of mental problems :(

-willie

Originally Posted by CLICK9 (Post 117331)

The best way to attract females is to wear a hat (beanies are recommended, they will make you seem eDgIEr). Hats are like makeup for guys.

Trust me. :)

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips (Post 117332)

And goatees, and rayban sunglasses, and "Big Dog" T-shirts.

Originally Posted by CLICK9 (Post 118214)

OMG :love

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips (Post 118219)

What, did I describe exactly what you look like?

Originally Posted by Drev (Post 118223)

I think Willie needs a cookie! :)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 118249)

I THINK YOU NEED TO SHUT >:

-willie

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips (Post 118250)

FUCK you.

Originally Posted by CLICK9 (Post 118633)

>:
i'm not a guy.

Originally Posted by CLICK9 (Post 118644)

....but the ray-bans and Big Dogs T-shirt part was accurate.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 128226)

FUCK YOU, LOVE LINE FORUM >:

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 137117)

>:

-willie

Originally Posted by Spectre X (Post 137119)

It's ok :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 137293)

sez you :(

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 156681)

I'm sad :(

-willie

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 156751)

hi! :)

Originally Posted by Suck 'n' Fuck (Post 156757)

Your avatar confuses the shit out of me.

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 156763)

i can understand it if his does... i don't know what you're talking about if you're talking about mine

Originally Posted by Suck 'n' Fuck (Post 156792)

Your avatar.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 156796)

it's a DANCEY HORSE :eek

hi :(

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 156798)

Why don't you EXECUTE someone? :lol :lol :lol :lol

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 156813)

it's a dancing horse, that i made out of a picture of a horse that has a broken leg. press stop in your browser to see it.

Originally Posted by Jason (Post 156820)

I see it now..interesting.

Originally Posted by Anonymous (Post 156821)

No you're not

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 156938)

CHUCKEL CHUCKLE :lol

:(

-willie

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 157826)

Willie, dont be upset, Im not getting laid either, and one im a female and two im sexy as hell!! :(

Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean (Post 157829)

EXECUTE LENOR :(

Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean (Post 157830)

....THEN FUCK HER :)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 157854)

YEAH BUT LENORE YOU SEE YOU AT LEAST HAVE FOND (OR UNFOND W/E) MEMORIES TO LOOK BACK ON :(

-willie

Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean (Post 157967)

OLD MEMORIES= SO OVVERRATED :rolleyes

EXECUTION+INTERCOURSE-OLD MEMORIES+ E=MC2= FUN >:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 157973)

mister vagiclean I'm not so sure you're smart enough to do math >: maybe you better lay off it for a while >:

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 157988)

Well, at least last night's space ghost was super lol :(

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 157992)

Oh fucking fuck, I forgot to tape Adult Swim last night. :(

NOW I'M IN A BAD MOOD >: :(

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 157993)

It had triumph on it 8)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 163737)

I think I'm going to be a mysogynist now >:

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 163742)

Girls are just out for the money and not the sex :(

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat (Post 163796)

EAT SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS! THATS THE BEST.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 163857)

stuff all y'all >:

-willie

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 163942)

Dun be mad willie, I dun get teh secks either. :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 164088)

girls make me angry esp. when they're on the rag b/c they're all bitchy and shit >:

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 164101)

2 tru

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 323696)

WOMEN *grumble grumble*

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 323703)

Did you try the 'wearing a hat' idea yet?

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 323763)

many times

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 323776)

Then im stumped. :/

Oh well at least you will always have us :)

If that doesn't depress the hell out of you i dont know what will.

Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx (Post 324081)

:(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 324088)

i guess i just dont understaaaaand the ladies

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 324106)

we are just like you only we have boobs and vaginas instead of no boobs and the ability to make a mangina.

Originally Posted by kellychaos (Post 324244)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 324312)

i dont really understand most guys either i just get more FRUSTRATED by my inability to understand women

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 324497)

I understand women lol I'm like a real life Will Smith guy from that movie where he gets Kevin whatever together with a woman lol thats me

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 324498)

only white

Originally Posted by Helm (Post 324503)

I hate those fucking Nigers too.

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 324889)

Yo yo mike check mike check!

HEY-EY-EY
HEY-EY-EY

SWITCH!

TURN AROUND AND
HIT IT

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 563225)

Lemmysomemoney (3:47:27 PM): Old posts that guests are reading.
Lemmysomemoney (3:47:31 PM): Put me on ignore.
THE DUDE 3936 (3:47:46 PM): no >:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 563221)

Oh jesus, I hate mispelling More. Fuck you 4chan. >:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 563230)

ALL OF YOU! >:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 563232)

Dude you live in New Zealand that means pretty much the whole world put you on ignore :x

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 563232)

Dude you live in New Zealand that means pretty much the whole world put you on ignore :x

Originally Posted by pickleninja (Post 59951)

Probably the one with Homer's thumb cut off :-\

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 59982)

The last really good one that I saw was the episode where Lisa decides to cheat on that test. I laughed my ass off when it showed how Nelson turned a toilet stall into an office, and Willie was across the aisle unplugging a toilet with his bare hands.

"Look at me! I turned out fine... ach! You're a slippery little bugger... Oh! You've got a partner, have you?!"

:lol

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 59988)

I saw that one a while ago. Heh.

The most recent episode I laughed at...ah, jeez, I can't remember anything else from it except there was an Enron roller coaster.

"We're gonna be rich! Whoa! Broke even! WHOA!"

And the ride ended in the poor house. Classic.

Originally Posted by WorthlessLiar (Post 60179)

I thought an episode last season was surprisingly redeeming. It was the one where Grandpa wants to get his license so he can impress this old lady at the retirement castle. As the wackiness unfolds he is introduced to the Souvenir Jacquitos and they have a death race.

-Your jacket, she burns!

-Then I burn with her. For I would rather die than have people not know what stores I have been to.

It was anomolously unsucky and all episodes have sucked since. I think the last good one before that may have been the X-Files one or at least the last episode in that season.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 60201)

The one where Lisa joins Mensa. Everything after that became total shit.

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 60476)

The one where the man with the braces made me laught because of one line, "Who do I have to gum to get a refill around here." How the hell did they get away with that!
L :( L

Originally Posted by Blackjack (Post 61531)

Which is the one where Bart contracts a fatal illness and is forced to live in a bubble?

"Lisa, this bubble is great, it give the world a whole new beauty. Look at that wonderful sunset."

"Bart, that's not a sunset, that's a bird on fire!"

Originally Posted by NIGhtMAre (Post 61541)

THe latest funniest one was when lisa got those braces.

Originally Posted by Zbu Manowar (Post 65634)

Is that the one where Ralph breaks down during the Big Book of British Smiles and "Why must you make my office into a house of lies?"

Originally Posted by Daphne (Post 65641)

Homer going to Rock and Roll camp was brilliant, and that was this season.

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 65694)

I disagree. That episode had maybe one funny part and the rest was just celebrities making lame appearances, which is something that they've been doing for few seasons now and I hate it. I almost couldn't watch the "300th episode" after that lame blink 182 crap.

"Dude we should trash this place" "AFTER we get paid" "Sweet"
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I did see one funny part on a recent episode though. Lenny and carl fighting with isotopes (I think) and arguing about episode 1 or 2 sucking more.

Originally Posted by Grazzt (Post 65700)

The only things that made me even smile in that skating episode were the demon thing at the beginning and the suit of drugs remark. I was in pain the rest of the time.

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 65706)

Hastur

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 65716)

REBEL! :eek

According to the commentary for the first season DVDs (I forget which episode this was mentioned in) Matt Groening wanted the cartoon to have a true-to-life/live action feel to it. In other words, he wanted a cartoon to act as un-cartoony as possible, and therefore not include any crappy slapstick nonsensical stuff in it.

I don't know what the hell happened, but the Simpsons turned into crappy slapstick nonsensical stuff. Exactly what Matt didn't want the show to turn into.

What really pisses me off is that they should have made a movie when the show was good. There are rumors that they will make a movie when the series ends, but I bet it will be horrible. If they had made the movie while the Simpsons was still the great thing it once was, it would probably be one of the greatest ever made (at least in my opinion). When (or if) they make a movie in two or three years, it will be the biggest pile of garbage in Simpsons history. I'm guessing they'll cram more pointless celebrity appearances in 90 minutes than no one can ever even picture within the confines of their vast imagination.

I hate the Simpsons so much now. >:

Originally Posted by Grazzt (Post 65718)

That's a good way to die, Rongi.

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 65721)

Any other words you don't want me to say ;)?

Originally Posted by Grazzt (Post 65725)

I can't think of any others that cause insane demigods to kill you or teleport you to their hidden cities, so no.

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 65744)

Yes Zomboid, the 300th episode was garbage. The only funny part was Puppy Goo-goo. :(

Originally Posted by Daphne (Post 65886)

I will never get why people keep watching a show that they have almost nothing nice to say about.

Originally Posted by macgruder (Post 65890)

Every one ive ever seen I have not been dissapointed with.

Originally Posted by Anonymous (Post 65953)

It's because it used to be a great show, and there's always a minute chance that it could become good again. It's like when a relative develops a terminal disease, and you go to visit them in the hospital, even though you know that they are in terrible shape and have almost no chance of recovery, because you still love them.

Originally Posted by Daphne (Post 65986)

The Simpsons isn't a dying relative, it's a TV show. And how do you send the message that the show needs to be fixed? By not watching! If the ratings drop, they might re-tool!

I dunno, I always get annoyed at people who do nothing but talk about how bad the show is, it reminds me of the Poochie episode.

CBG: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Bart: Hey, I know it wasn't great, but what right do you have to complain?
CBG: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.
Bart: What? They're giving you thousands of hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them.
CBG: [pauses] Worst episode ever.

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 66024)

I don't agree with that comment either though. We pay for cable (most of us) and the fans made the show what it is. We have the right to bitch about a show that we grew up with suddenly sucking ass on a regular basis.

Boogie pretty much said exactly what I was going to. As a fan, I find it impossible to not watch. From what I've heard and read, most fans feel the same way so a sudden ratings drop because of lack of viewers isn't likely.

Originally Posted by Anonymous (Post 66084)

It's a metaphor, dammit! A metaphor!!

Anyway, for me it's a tradeoff; part of me wants to avoid the new episodes like the plague in the hopes that the show will be retooled, but another part is pure fanboy, and wants to see every episode, regardless of content.

Originally Posted by Daphne (Post 67386)

Ok, so it's a metaphor! Well then, do you sit around making fun of said relative and talking about how you wish it'd just die already and complain about how shitty they've gotten? ;)

Originally Posted by Anonymous (Post 67412)

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 67451)

I will never look at Apu or Homer in the same way ever again :(

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 67529)

And, with that, I don't plan on clicking that link.

Originally Posted by Anonymous (Post 67602)

"Ahhh!! Mr. Simpson, I am going to cum!! I am going to cum in your fat, blubbery mouth!! UGHHHHH!!"

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 67603)

I'd say the same, but I have a feeling that it's the "Auuuugggghhhh! Mr Simpson!" story that jamesman used to link to, so I've already been scarred.

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 563254)

About me being fat...I don't think anyone's disputing that shit.

With her, I don't quite see it. Could just be me.

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 563274)

I thought it was really funny. I had not seen the original series though, so I can't comment on how it compares.

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 563273)

Did you spit your baby out yet?

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 563304)

Try scotch...works for me.

EDIT: Unless you're underage. If you're underage, drink milk with a little umbrella in it.

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 563311)

Jameson works wonders.

Originally Posted by wetstereorebel (Post 563356)

Ouch, was that a vicious 'anti-newb' remark, or am I just being overly sensitive?

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 563375)

on a slight digression, the In Rainbows I downloaded doesn't work anymore. What's the deal with that?

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502598)

I need 60 bucks to get my car fixed, so I can start my job.

Somebody lend me 60 buuucks, and I can get ya back on either the 1st or 15th of next month.

:x


paypal = dannytatom@gmail.com

Originally Posted by FartinMowler (Post 502601)

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 502618)

Nice try Danny, or should I say, Nigerian Prince?

Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 502643)

epic story on what happened to your car plz

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502652)

i was leaving the boondocks and flies wouldn't gtfo of my car so i wasn't paying attention to the road and hit a curb, popped my tire, and fucked up the rim lol :[

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 502653)

I'd so donate money to you but I am still waiting for noob3 to post pictures of the bacon he bought after the noob3 hunger drive. I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THE MONEY IS GOING TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 502679)

hahaha liquid ;o

wasn't I supposed to give noob3 that money?

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502682)

guys all i need now is like 20 bucks

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 502687)

I'll give you money when Sam posts drumming4buddha's boobs :(

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502688)

sam you better do it >:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502689)

and soon, i was supposed to start today >:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 502695)

noone ever sent me money for the noob3 hunger bacon drive :(

Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 502764)

good thing i still have your address!

Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 502765)

haha liquid did you get fired already

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502786)

naaahh, i don't even start yet >:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502810)

omg so now my car is towed and i need 300 bucks total to get it out of the impound and fix the tire
UGH, i have no way of making money

i can't get any kind of loans because i haven't had my job and/or back account for 30+ days. :/

Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 502845)

what are these lies liquidstatik :(


lol @ getting a loan to get a car out of the impound :lol

epic story on why your car got towed plz

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 502858)

Guys I need about $300 by today!

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 502859)

hey can anybody spare some food stamps????

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 502861)

Does anyone have a spare prosthetic leg so I can start my job?

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502863)

i'm supposed to start, but i haven't yet ;o


i found money so nvm you guys 8]

Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 503008)

yeah usually if you're "supposed" to be there and you aren't you get fired. this entire story of yours has been sketchy my friend. What is your job anyways?

Originally Posted by ArrowX (Post 503034)

hes probably an illegal day laborer who posts using public library computers.

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 503039)

home health care 8]

AND NVM GUYS, my friends dads payin for it. ;o

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 503057)

You're a real career ladder, ruthless type of guy.

Thank Kee-Rsyt you know how to beg and blow, beeg time.

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 503068)

huh :x

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips (Post 503334)

terra shut up!!!!!!!! BITCH