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getting your choke broke is breaking your neck, but i was being all metaphorical and shit

here's a way to benchmark your body fat %:

Get your weight and a gut measurement (widest area under bellybutton).

1. Calculate LBM (lean body mass; the weight of your bones, muscle, water, tissues other than fat) by this formula:
(Weight * 1.082) + 94.42 - (Waist * 4.15)

2. Calculate body fat:
Weight - LBM

3. Calculate body fat %:
Fat / Weight

I got's a little belly...its normal. Like Seth you think too much about shit that don't matter.

Sir, you are no Seth so SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LONG HATED FAG! YOU WERE HATED FOR A REASON, IT ISN'T GONNA CHANGE WITH YOUR USERNAME!.

Just pullin' your leg tubby.

WELL I THINK I'M DUE A CHICKEN CARBONARA, FELLAS

I'm not trying to be a jerk...I really have never taken the time to do the math when it comes to calories and the possibilities of how many of them might make me over weight. I think Chojin is the bee's knees :love

:x

I really am being a good boy, so I don't mean it. BUT JUST WAIT TILL THE MEDS WEAR OFF!

Here's something to keep that nasty appetite away.

The 5 Most Horrific Parasitic Worms (partially nsfw, I think...definitely disgusting)

I remember the picture of the kid with ascaris being really popular in school. I couldn't eat noodles for a while.

FRIDAY NIGHT WITH FARTIN MOWLER
 

I used to do this when it was only me Rongi back in the day...

I'm drinking some beer and playing my bass so tell me what you are doing tonight if you are not going out.

I dunno, I'm pretty fucking tired actually. I'm probably going to kick back and see what's in the backlog of my DVR. And drink lots of iced tea. Probably there will be a fat housecat sitting on my legs and cutting off circulation at some point.

cats make my crotch itchy...ironic it you think about getting some pussy...9/11 sounds like something the Nazi's might have said before the baked some Jews.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28o0dhg4AEQ

i went to my folsk house for my dads birthday

Man, those worms make me hungry. They look like bean sprouts for the most part.

So immediately re-taking a class I failed with the same instructor as last time sounds like a fucking blast

I seem to recall specifically building my schedule around being in the course with the one other guy on the entire campus who also teaches it, but I guess he melted or something.

:lol

I know the pains. Fortunately, most of my instructors are helpful.

I'm surprised no one has complained about it being creepy. :(
Danny or Sapps, MJ?

Because Danny is still waiting for a call from Fartin. :(

For someone that doesn't post much any more, you're showing a surprising lack of character-development, son. :(

how do you people fail at anything school-related

i don't get it

i mean i do zero work and still make the dean's list so I assume you have to actively work to fuck up your life

It's very very hard to fail.

It happens. Almost happened to me, twice.

Almost. :(

I chalk it up to the fact that it was a sociology course and was so stupid I lost IQ points attending lectures

I know my shit about this class now, though, all I need to do is bullshit my way through two or three papers I've still got the guidelines for, while maybe showing up to class every once in a while and playing Final Fantasy on my laptop

I chalk it up to the fact that high school was so flipping easy, then to go to college and actually have to work hard and actually read the assigned texts gave me a case of the bends. I was just lucky that my school's policy was to give only P/F grades during first semester freshman year.

I got better.

What I have to say right now is that OSU football is a big fucking dissapointment like all the other following years they've been. OH-Uh Oh.

I don't have to read shit if I don't feel like it. I take a great many science and math classes. They account for ten of my fifteen hours.

I just got back from walking the woods to get to the bridge at the other side so I could watch the lightning storm in the distance. We've been getting torrential rain lately, but I figured it'd just be insanely muddy, like usual.
Because I had my earbuds in, I didn't hear the river that was right in front of me as I was watching the sky, and got swept away a good thirty feet before I struggled back onto land. I'm fine, but my cd player is toast, and I feel pretty lame.