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Anonymous Jan 27th, 2004 07:15 PM

GRRR YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING FOR LONG, YOU TRAITOR ***POWERS UP***

LET'S SEE HOW FUNNY YOU THINK THIS IS!! ***UINLEASHES A CATACLYSMIC BLAST THAT LEVELS THE COUTNRYSIDE....HICKMAN IS LYING IN A STADIUM-SIZED CRATER WITH HIS CLOTHES ALL TORN AND SMOKY***

ARRRR WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO KILL YOU YOU JERK >: >: >: ***GOES TO LEVEL 2****** AAAAAAH I HAVE THE POWER NOW I CAN FEEL IT PREPARE TO DIE

HickMan Jan 27th, 2004 07:23 PM

GRRR. *STARTS BREATHING HEAVILY FOR THREE EPISODES JUST TO GET RATINGS* GRR! NOW DIE! *UNLEASHES FOURTY-THREE PINK BALLS OF DOOM AT CHOJIN!*

liquidstatik Jan 27th, 2004 07:25 PM

STATIK POWRS UP TO LEVEL 3 BUDIKA!**

YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT THSE POWRS OF MISTAR STATIKS >:

PEREPARE TO DIE!!!

***CASTS LVL 3 KAMAYAAHA ON CHOJIN**

DEFEAT

Anonymous Jan 27th, 2004 07:31 PM

FUCK!!!!! ***DUCKS STATIK'S ATTACK BUT GETS HIT SQUARE IN THE FOREHEAD BY HICKMAN'SSSS!!!!!*** SHIT FUCK OW YOU CUNT YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT FUCKER FUCK FUCK

**GETS UP, BRINGS OUT THE POWER FIST**

PREPARE TO EAT FIST FUCKER ***TURNS FIST UP 3 NOTCHES ALMOST TO OVERLOAD!!!***

liquidstatik Jan 27th, 2004 07:35 PM

***LOOKS AT HICKMAN!

YOU FAG HOMO GAY! YOU STOLLE MY KILL! >:

SMASHES THE GROUNDS AND TURNS SUPARSAYIYAN***

EATS MI FISTS! >:

***CASTS QUAKE-RUBMLE AND PUSSHES THE GROUND UP FROM UNDER CHOJIN AND HICK... EXPOSING LAVA FROM UNDER TEH GROUNDS8**

HickMan Jan 27th, 2004 07:36 PM

ARRRGGGGHH ARRRGHGHGHG! POWER UP!!! *RED FIREBALL BLASTOFDOOMDEATH WAS SHOT RIGHT AT CHOJIN'S LEFT NIPPLE! DID IT HIT? STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF DBZ!*

Sam Jan 27th, 2004 07:36 PM

*DRIVES UP IN A SPACESHIP :eek*

OMG LIEK THEZE GUYZ R 2 STRONGS I BETTER GETS OUT OF HERE!!!

*leaves*

Anonymous Jan 27th, 2004 07:36 PM

OH YOU JERK ***HAS TO CANCEL THE POWERUP TO GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE BLAST***

CELL I'M IN TROUBLE HERE I COULD USE YOUR HELP!!!!

**THROWS OFF TORN UP SHIRT AND GETS IN A BATTLE STANCE*** SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, PUNKS!!!!!!!

HickMan Jan 27th, 2004 07:38 PM

*HUGS LIQUIDSTATIK AND SHOOTS TWO BIG BALLS OF STUFF IN HIS BACK! CATCHES THE ESCAPING SPACE SHIP TO HURT SAM A LOT!*

Anonymous Jan 27th, 2004 07:39 PM

*FIRES ON THE SPACESHIP, RUPTURING ITS ENGINES AND SENDING IT CRASHING TO THE GROUND IN BALL OF FLAME***

liquidstatik Jan 27th, 2004 07:39 PM

***FLYS OVAR TO CHOJIN

I SHALL MAINTAIN ALL OF MI ENARYGY TO AND PUSH IT OT ONE BODY PARTS!

FORCES ALL ENERGY TO RIGHT LEG***

***KICKS CHOJIN REAL HARD IN THE KNEE! >: >:

liquidstatik Jan 27th, 2004 07:41 PM

***RUNS OVAR TO THE SHIP TO SAVE SAM

DISCOVERS SAMS BODY... BURNED TO TEH CRISP**

I WILL GET MY REVENGE, CHOJIN! >: >: >:

HickMan Jan 27th, 2004 07:44 PM

*RAPES MARILYN666 FOR SUPIER BOOST OF STRENGTH!* ARRRGH ARRRGH! *DOES A DOUBLE FLAT SLAP BODY SLAM ON LIQUIDSTATIK AND HURTS HIM I THINK!*

Sam Jan 27th, 2004 07:44 PM

*MAEKS WEIRD GURGLING SOUNDS AND REGENERATES HIS BODY BACK*

EEK WHERE AM I AND WHY AM I NAKED? EEEK

*starts to glow and growl for the next 30 minutes*

HickMan Jan 27th, 2004 07:45 PM

*SUCKS SAM'S WEINER*

Anonymous Jan 27th, 2004 07:46 PM

***KNEE EXPLODES***

ARRRGH HICKMAN I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET BUT I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF STATIK FIRST!

***PICKS UP JAVELIN FROM GROUND, HURLS IT INTO THE BACK OF STATIK'S HEAD***

Sam Jan 27th, 2004 07:47 PM

*GROWLZ SOMEMORE NAD UNLEAHSES THE SUPER WEINER BLAST O MATIC AND BLOWS OFF HICKMAN'S HEAD*

*DOES A SUPER COOL POSE*

*PUTS ON HICKMAN'S CLOTHES*

*STARTS GLOWNG AND GROWLING AGAIN*

liquidstatik Jan 27th, 2004 07:48 PM

***HEAD SLAMS TO GROUND

IN DYING BREAH HE SAYS SOMETHING***

KILL CHOJIN FOR ME, SAM. YOU CAN DO IT!

liquidstatik has lost

HickMan Jan 27th, 2004 07:49 PM

GRRRRAGRRRG! *POWERS UP TO LEVEL 8!* GRRAGRRG! *FLIES REALLY REALLY FAST AT CHOJIN'S OTHER LEG AND MIGHT OF HURT IT REALLY REALLY BAD!*

*BUT HE'S STILL NAKED AND HEADLESS!*

Anonymous Jan 27th, 2004 07:50 PM

***CRAWLS OVER TO JAVELIN, PULLS IT OUT OF STATIK'S HEAD*** IF I HAVE ANY HOPE OF DEFEATING SAM I'LL NEED ALL THE POWER I CAN GET! ***BEGINS TO CHARGE ENERGY FOR A FINAL BLAST***

***GETS HIT IN OTHER LEG BY HICKMAN***

AAAAARRRGHHHHHH WHERE ARE YOU CELL??????? I NEED YOU RIGHT NOW!!!

Sam Jan 27th, 2004 07:50 PM

LIEK OMG GUYZ I THINK HICKMAN IS A ROBOTZ CUZ HE HAS NO HEAD AND IS FLYING AND STUFFS!!! :eeek

*TIEZ HIS SHOES*

*SEES CHOJIN POWERING UP* OH NO IF HE HAS ANY HOPE OF DEFDEATING ME HE WBETTER BE POWERING UP FOR A FINAL BLAST AND GETTING ALL THE POWER HE CAN GET!!!

HickMan Jan 27th, 2004 07:52 PM

*OH NO! LOOKS LIKE THE END OF HICKMAN! INTERNET EXPLORER CRASHES!* NOOOOOOOO!

Sam Jan 27th, 2004 07:53 PM

*POWERZ UP LIEK AS FAST AS HE CAN TO KETCH UP WITH CHOJIN'S PWOERINGZ UP*

*TAKS SOME MAGIC BEANZ TO GET HIS HEALTH POINTS BAKC*

LET'S END THIS NOW, YOU FIEND!

liquidstatik Jan 27th, 2004 07:54 PM

***STATIK'S SJOUL REVIVES TO HELP SAM DEFEATTS THEH EVAL MONSTER BONDAGE PUPPY!

Anonymous Jan 27th, 2004 07:55 PM

GRRR THE PAIN OF NO LEGS IS LOWERING MY POWER THRESHOLD! I HAVE TO RELEASE THE BLAST NOW!

***BLAST ARCS OUT OF CHOJIN, BEGINS TO SPIRAL TOWARD SAM!*


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