When you put your finger in him.

[CHORUS]
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
That's nasty, man
What you talkin about
Puttin boogie in people's butt
Are you out yo mind or something?
Could go to jail for doin something like that

Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt
Everybody say

[CHORUS]

I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful

Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt
Say, put a metal case in your butt
Say, put her face in your butt
Say, put a frown in your butt
Say, put a clown in your butt
Say, sit on down in your butt
Say, put a boat in your butt
Say, put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
When you sing about your butt, sing

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS]

Now wait a second, now,
Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?

That song gets played at every heavy metal party I go to.

I had it on my old ipod forever. Then the ipod kind of got laundered :(

Not the other way - that would be gay, and of course then I would have to smite you. :(

Happy Birthday Pentegarn!

Yes, happy birthday he who hides in the sports forum.

I was debating puting it in the football thread.

He's not hiding, he's being inconspicuous.

Happy birthday, young man! :party

Happy birthday fellow Jackets fan :D

you guys are forgetting about Pwnzerfaust, it's his birthday too >:

Happy birthday oh pwnly one. May your pwnliness come down from the sky above and lay upon the earth your next to us. Pwn us from the left. Pwn us from the right. Pwn us from your pwny while you ride it. While I'm watching Pwn alone 2. He's Pwny. He's Pwny. Leave me aloney. >:


I'm out of puns for the day. I'm going to get some BBQ.

I hate April Fool's Day.

I can't wait to see what wackiness awaits the Fark homepage this year! AHAHAHAHAHOMGOMGAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't even want to leave the damn house.

4/1 and 10/31 - my two favorite days of the year. Go figure.

May 4th is coming up pretty soon though.

Who should I ban as an April Fools joke

HOW ABOUT MYSELF HAHAHA

YOU"RE A LAIR!

man i couldn't ban myself when i tried it >: wth u lier

anyways UNbanning is clearly a much better a. fools day joke :eek

ok I'm not actually banned arpil fools :(

dang i just looked at who's gonna be at the emerald city comicon this weekend and i'm really tempted to go now >: HEY MAX AND PROTO HOW MUCH WILL YOU GIVE ME IF I CHUCK SOMETHING HEAVY AT ROB LEIFIELD