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ItalianStereotype Sep 28th, 2011 02:25 PM

I don't want Pram Maven to go anywhere. If he's a character, then he's the most masterful I've ever seen. If he isn't, he's so delightfully pathetic.

b_squared Sep 28th, 2011 02:40 PM

Pram Maven
remorseful
Location: animal shelter

I have a syringe "blue juice" for you here.

b_squared Sep 28th, 2011 02:42 PM

It will cure what's ailing you...I promise.

HickMan Sep 28th, 2011 02:46 PM

I don't think he's the most pathetic we've had on these boards, though.

ItalianStereotype Sep 28th, 2011 02:53 PM

No, he's probably not the most pathetic, but he's up there.

I think Kulturkampf was probably worse, maybe OaO.

HickMan Sep 28th, 2011 02:59 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong but OaO was the guy with ZERO personality that posted a bunch of fuckshit in the political forum, which in turn made my brother, who couldn't take a joke jump on him for being a 'right wing' biggot. All the while he posted shirtless pictures of himself all over the forum. Right?

b_squared Sep 28th, 2011 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype (Post 744376)
No, he's probably not the most pathetic, but he's up there.

I think Kulturkampf was probably worse, maybe OaO.


Kulturkampf has my vote for the worst.

HickMan Sep 28th, 2011 03:17 PM

I don't even know who Kulturkampf is...

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype (Post 744372)
I don't want Pram Maven to go anywhere. If he's a character, then he's the most masterful I've ever seen. If he isn't, he's so delightfully pathetic.

What is character, what you put into the world? Or what the world puts into you? I am positive and negative, light and dark, happy and sad. I wear a mask, but I am a mask covering the mask I wear. All will be revealed when my flesh rots off my bone. Until then, you get to guess which "me" is better known. ;)

Thrash0- I am intrigued, tell me more!

Colonel Flagg Sep 28th, 2011 03:42 PM

OaO and K².

Brings back memories.

Unfortunately, they used to be successfully repressed. :(

Esuohlim Sep 28th, 2011 03:44 PM

Honestly Pram, why do you keep striving for validation that you know you'll never get? It's repetitive and obnoxious, and it's grounds for permanent banning if it keeps up for yet another goddamn four months.

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 03:46 PM

You have something I want.

Colonel Flagg Sep 28th, 2011 03:51 PM

Dude. Less is more. And much less is much more.

Just sayin'.

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 03:54 PM

Good point, but this is the only board that stole my humilty and made a mockery of my real life. If I can't have those threads deleted, then I'll just change who I am to something more agreeable.

HickMan Sep 28th, 2011 04:03 PM

links pls

ThrashO Sep 28th, 2011 04:04 PM

This has to be a joke. No one can really be as stupid as you.

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 04:05 PM

I am a chameleon... You all should know that by now. I adapt to what ever is around me. If it's negative energy, I'm negative. Positive energy, I'm positive. In high school, I studied theatre. In college, I studied set building. In life, I create characters and build the worlds they live in. As an animator, I am God.

HickMan Sep 28th, 2011 04:08 PM

I'm pretty sure that just means that you don't have a personality of your own.

ThrashO Sep 28th, 2011 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744390)
I am a chameleon... You all should know that by now. I adapt to what ever is around me. If it's negative energy, I'm negative. Positive energy, I'm positive. In high school, I studied theatre. In college, I studied set building. In life, I create characters and build the worlds they live in. As an animator, I am God.

God wasn't a rapist.

Pentegarn Sep 28th, 2011 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 744388)
links pls

One is in my sig, about 60 times

The I remember why I came here thread in Loveline is good too

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 04:13 PM

I do have a personality of my own, but it hasn't shown up on the internet often. Through 15 years posting as Pram Maven, I kind of lost myself in the role.

See this?

You attacked my livelihood. All you had to do to win was attack Pram Maven. You overshot and landed your blows on the actor playing him.

ThrashO Sep 28th, 2011 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744394)
I do have a personality of my own, but it hasn't shown up on the internet often. Through 15 years posting as Pram Maven, I kind of lost myself in the role.

See this?

You attacked my livelihood. All you had to do to win was attack Pram Maven. You overshot and landed your blows on the actor playing him.

lol

ThrashO Sep 28th, 2011 04:17 PM

THESE ARE REAL LIFE PRANKS

WE THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THEM FROM ALL YOUR TIME AT ZUG

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 04:19 PM

Threating to sue over Pram Maven being called an idiot was a joke, by the way. This, on the other hand... It's not fair to make up negative things about someone. Through the four months I've been here this year, I never messed with anyone's creative career.

Also, while I do post on Zug, I am not involved in the prank scene. I just post on the message board, which used to be called GAB. It's Zug Live, now.

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 04:21 PM

I rarely post on Zug anymore. Not since Thrash0 posted that porn over there. I hardly post anywhere.

ThrashO Sep 28th, 2011 04:22 PM

FYI: You have to have a creative career before someone can mess with it

ThrashO Sep 28th, 2011 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744399)
I rarely post on Zug anymore. Not since Thrash0 posted that porn over there. I hardly post anywhere.

WHAT WASNT FUNNY ABOUT A MAN DIEARRHEAING ON A WOMANS FACE. THE ULTIMATE PRANK.

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 04:25 PM

I DID. I was quite accomplished as an animator and well known (and well liked) on Youtube. The other places people respect me, you don't even know about because they are closed communities. But yeah, Thrash0, I am not just a troll. I just don't have anything going for me anymore. You took it away.

HickMan Sep 28th, 2011 04:26 PM

I didn't know Pram hated Mexicans. That's not cool.

HickMan Sep 28th, 2011 04:30 PM

Get off your high horse. You're not a goddamn star. NOBODY aside from the people on this website search your name on google. And if they did, they would find a link saying you hate mexicans from a website called I-MOCKERY. If I were a famous animator, I'd hope my fans had a sense of humor.

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 04:31 PM

I don't hate anyone. Someone else posted that garbage. I think it was Chojin.

ThrashO Sep 28th, 2011 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744402)
I DID. I was quite accomplished as an animator and well known (and well liked) on Youtube. The other places people respect me, you don't even know about because they are closed communities. But yeah, Thrash0, I am not just a troll. I just don't have anything going for me anymore. You took it away.

Alright this is just ridiculous. I've taken the time to actually type out everything that you should do in order to get the fuck over all of this and get on with your life. YOU did all of this. There is only one way to fix it and it's probably gonna take alot of time and effort and a few big changes on your part. I put alot of thought and work into this because I actually feel bad for you dude. Choose to read it and start a new and positive journey, or don't, it's up to you.

Spoilers!

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 04:33 PM

HickMan, there are unreasonable people who exist who will not just write off the fact it was on I-mockery as a joke. They will wonder why an entire site would attack a guy who is known for teaching animation techniques and inventing things. They will be confused and misled to believe what isn't true. In this enconomy, that is not something I am willing to gamble on. I need work, pure and simple.

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 04:35 PM

If I don't get work, I will have to sleep in a fucking fold out couch with MY OWN DAD.

ThrashO Sep 28th, 2011 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744408)
They will wonder why an entire site would attack a guy who is known for teaching animation techniques and inventing things.

Like the "Sleepy Time Juice Box" or the "Portland 2 Nut Kid's Meal".

Pentegarn Sep 28th, 2011 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744408)
HickMan, there are unreasonable people who exist who will not just write off the fact it was on I-mockery as a joke. They will wonder why an entire site would attack a guy who is known for teaching animation techniques and inventing things. They will be confused and misled to believe what isn't true. In this enconomy, that is not something I am willing to gamble on. I need work, pure and simple.

They are also the kind of people who would fire you after making you help them do non unionized masonry and pipe fitter work for 3 weeks. Is that really the kind of people you want to work for.

OR

Would you prefer a reputable company, with people in charge who are smart enough to understand what this thread is about after looking at the links title?

3 weeks of backbreaking work that has nothing to do with your actual skill set for minimum wage, or years of work with intelligent reputable bosses? If anything we are saving you from making the wrong decision here. And do you thank us? No.

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 04:39 PM

GIVE IT A REST, Thrashhole.

Pentegarn Sep 28th, 2011 04:41 PM

Thrashhole.....

Well it IS better than Flail0 I have to admit

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 04:42 PM

What kind of work are you dissuading me from doing, Pent? Animation work, or working in a factory?

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 04:42 PM

I like "Smash0" too, because all he does is destroy.

ThrashO Sep 28th, 2011 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744416)
I like "Smash0" too, because all he does is destroy pussy.

*fixed

kahljorn Sep 28th, 2011 04:45 PM

are you trying to make him sound like a cunt or like a cool guy

cause smash0 sounds cool.

its like if i took pram maven and changed it to... nevermind that names just gay

maybe ham samon i mean i am kind of hungry but that just sounds gross samon flavored ham?

I guess you are a fishy smelling ham, though.

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 04:46 PM

it's never been about fame to me. It's about respect and honor, and positivity.

Pentegarn Sep 28th, 2011 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744415)
What kind of work are you dissuading me from doing, Pent? Animation work, or working in a factory?

I am saying the kinds of peole who are fools enough to limit their background check to the first page on Google are the kinds of people who will hire you and say it is for animation, then tell you that before you actually do the animation you have to go through training. Then instead they will assign you to menial tasks that could involve heavy lifting, garage door installation, non unionized plumbing, non unionized masonry, non unionized pipe fitting because "the guy who trains is busy so let's put you here for now.

Of course, you will think it is odd, but you will go along because you want to be a team player. But three weeks go by, and you have yet to receive even a minute of this required training they insist you need. But hey, those projects I listed are all done and suddenly their building is up to code for a deep discount. But "I'm sorry, we have to let you go. It isn't anything you did, we just can't keep you".

We just want to make sure you only get quality jobs

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 04:47 PM

and fanboy pussy.

ThrashO Sep 28th, 2011 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744420)
It's about respect and honor, and positivity.

None of that shit exists on the internet

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 04:49 PM

Pent- oh... Well since you put it that way, I have no beef with I-mockery.

I don't like Pram Maven anymore. I just want to be Pram. Can I do that? Ironically, I'd probably leave shortly after it was changed, but it's the principle of the thing.

kahljorn Sep 28th, 2011 04:49 PM

whatever Ham Salmon :rolleyes

Pentegarn Sep 28th, 2011 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 744419)
its like if i took pram maven and changed it to... nevermind that names just gay

pram maven

I see what you thought there

ThrashO Sep 28th, 2011 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 744426)
pram maven

I see what you thought there

please christ mods please change his name

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 28th, 2011 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 744419)
are you trying to make him sound like a cunt or like a cool guy

cause smash0 sounds cool.



its like if i took pram maven and changed it to... nevermind that names just gay

maybe ham samon i mean i am kind of hungry but that just sounds gross samon flavored ham?

I guess you are a fishy smelling ham, though.

Or Nina Samoan

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 28th, 2011 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744420)
it's never been about fame to me. It's about respect and honor, and positivity.


ThrashO Sep 28th, 2011 05:12 PM

Pram this sums everything up pretty well (NSFW):

Spoilers!

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 28th, 2011 05:13 PM

Which ones of these are not like the other ones?

ThrashO, dejonl1hv, danie4ij4, aileeyz0dxp, kellylkg2m, michaor9e, matthp4x4, shirlvutj, b_squared, HickMan, carolilsv, Esuohlim, lafli3skb2, kathyocwz9u, Pentegarn



Pentegarn Sep 28th, 2011 05:17 PM

Yeah the spambot epidemic is getting a bit out of control

ItalianStereotype Sep 28th, 2011 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven in a PM
Last season on CSI, I was following the Haskell character. In his prison interviews, he gave statements that consisted of facts mixed with fiction.

On I-mockery, I have patterned my character after him. If it is hard to tell when I'm being a character and when I'm being myself, that much is deliberate. Whenever I have an enemy, I thrive on confusing it.

Don Carlson. Portland animator. Serial killer. Presidential buttfucker.

b_squared Sep 28th, 2011 05:42 PM

skynet spam.

Zomboid Sep 28th, 2011 05:52 PM

My dog crawls under the blanket, cuddles up somewhere around my mid-section, and I fart in his face once he's comfortable--then he scurries out. It's a fun little game for us.

HickMan Sep 28th, 2011 06:00 PM

Hey, Zomboid! What kind of dog do you own?

ItalianStereotype Sep 28th, 2011 06:04 PM

Man, looking back at the beginning of this thread, it's depressing to see how many of us are still here seven years later.

Kitsa Sep 28th, 2011 06:11 PM

I spent the day in a neuroscience unit doing IQ tests. Not due to any staggering genius on my part; it's more because my brain's been radiated and they want to figure out what that does to a person 30 years on.

Did great with the vocabulary and reading comprehension and the puzzle-solving. She said I got further on the list of words to define than anyone. She gave me a board of different keys and about 50 different keyholes to fit them into in x amount of time, and I pretty much owned that one so I was feeling pretty good.

And then she gave me some pansy math I hadn't done since elementary school and I felt like a total idiot :( Remember all of that stuff that you think would never be relevant again? Well, I found out where it's relevant...and when you have 10 minutes to solve a page full of problems in 10 point font :(

Weird how you can do great in college math and then be stumped by fourth grade stuff :(

Zomboid Sep 28th, 2011 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 744459)
Hey, Zomboid! What kind of dog do you own?

Hi, HickMan!

This one is a chihuahua. Also have an Irish wolfhound cross and a dying German shepherd.

HickMan Sep 28th, 2011 06:37 PM

Wow, that's awesome. I just bought my parents a poodle-yorkie mix. He's a pistol! Aren't dogs just neat?

HickMan Sep 28th, 2011 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype (Post 744460)
Man, looking back at the beginning of this thread, it's depressing to see how many of us are still here seven years later.

I wouldn't say it's depressing. This site's where I started to experience the internet. I've always liked it, and although I wasn't around for a while, I came back...because of YOU PEOPLE. I miss some of the guys who used to come here. I don't see SAM, Liquidstatik or Schimid post anything lately.

Hey remember when we all traded phone numbers? God was that neat.

ItalianStereotype Sep 28th, 2011 06:41 PM

my phone number hasn't changed since then and I'm sure someone still has it

Colonel Flagg Sep 28th, 2011 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 744427)
please christ mods please change his name

Revamp Man

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 06:54 PM

Flagg- YES! I was just about to say that. It's an anagram. Always has been.

Esuohlim Sep 28th, 2011 06:57 PM

More like "Mm...Rape Van", then

captain516 Sep 28th, 2011 06:57 PM


captain516 Sep 28th, 2011 06:58 PM


Zomboid Sep 28th, 2011 07:00 PM

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? FUCK OFF.

captain516 Sep 28th, 2011 07:03 PM

Those were the search results for Don Carlson in google. I was gonna make a point about how ridiculous they all look, but changed my mind
why the hostility?

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 07:09 PM

Works for me.

Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 07:11 PM

Oh, very funny, Thrash0. You're not Charlie Day.

Rongi Sep 28th, 2011 08:37 PM

Pram you're not very good at keeping promises

Rongi Sep 28th, 2011 08:49 PM

I'm back on Lawn Guyland until Sunday

I forgot how horribly depressing this place is, take me back to Binghamton :(

Rongi Sep 28th, 2011 08:52 PM


Esuohlim Sep 28th, 2011 09:37 PM

Great, I'm super compatible with FZ's last.fm faggy taste in music :rolleyes :rolleyes


Pram Maven Sep 28th, 2011 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 744497)
Pram you're not very good at keeping promises

What? My name hasn't changed. Quid pro quo, Sire.

Rongi Sep 28th, 2011 10:10 PM

oh man all the pickles are gone :o

Milhouse, you liked This Heat? Why didn't you tell me >:

Pentegarn Sep 28th, 2011 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 744482)
More like "Mm...Rape Van", then

I find your post humorous and will express this in the form of a quote and public declaration

Fathom Zero Sep 28th, 2011 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 744503)
Great, I'm super compatible with FZ's last.fm faggy taste in music :rolleyes :rolleyes


Congratulations - you matched me in 5/3398ths of my music tastes.

Colonel Flagg Sep 28th, 2011 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 744510)
oh man all the pickles are gone :o

I was hungry, dammit. :yum

Rongi Sep 28th, 2011 10:42 PM

ew you ate the red ones too :x

ThrashO Sep 28th, 2011 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744490)
Oh, very funny, Thrash0. You're not Charlie Day.

You're the stupidest mother fucker in the world.

NO SHIT IM NOT, IDIOT.

ItalianStereotype Sep 28th, 2011 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven
On I-mockery, I have patterned my character after him. If it is hard to tell when I'm being a character and when I'm being myself, that much is deliberate. Whenever I have an enemy, I thrive on confusing it.

See, Thrash, in reality he knew you weren't Charlie Day, but he wanted to throw you off his trail. You're dancing to his tune, puppet.

Esuohlim Sep 28th, 2011 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 744518)
Congratulations - you matched me in 5/3398ths of my music tastes.

They list only five at a time anyway, so there's way more, but the compatibility percentage also takes into account how much of the same artist we both listen to. SOUL MATE.

Shyandquietguy Sep 28th, 2011 11:08 PM

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson will support frieght truckers smashing into filled family vans in intersections while hopped up on coke because they have problems.

Esuohlim Sep 28th, 2011 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 744510)
Milhouse, you liked This Heat? Why didn't you tell me >:

I haven't listened to enough to make a decision yet :(

Fathom Zero Sep 28th, 2011 11:10 PM

Let's make love.

Esuohlim Sep 28th, 2011 11:12 PM

YOU MUST REACTIVATE THE REPUTATION SYSTEM BEFORE GIVING IT TO FATHOM ZERO AGAIN

Fathom Zero Sep 28th, 2011 11:13 PM

and nothing's smelling like a rose, but I don't care if no one's coming up for air. I know nothin's gonna change my clothes ever anymore

Fathom Zero Sep 28th, 2011 11:13 PM

:sexgifs

Pram Maven Sep 29th, 2011 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 744531)
Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson will support frieght truckers smashing into filled family vans in intersections while hopped up on coke because they have problems.


Zhukov Sep 29th, 2011 12:26 AM

Christ.

Pentegarn Sep 29th, 2011 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 744510)
oh man all the pickles are gone :o

That was the biggest rep boost Pram will ever get

Pram Maven Sep 29th, 2011 12:32 AM

That used to be Booberry. Shy's meanness altered the universe and caused him to get a sex change.

Shyandquietguy Sep 29th, 2011 12:49 AM

I know what you are but what am I?

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson supports lynching of wife beaters who are not white.

Pram Maven Sep 29th, 2011 01:44 AM

I am not racist, goddammit. Never have been, never will be. Knock it off.

Zhukov Sep 29th, 2011 01:48 AM

Oh wow, you do know that Shy is Asian or something, right? You can't tell an Asian person to knock it off.

"I'm not racist!"

*says racist thing*


:lol


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