"Well, I can certainly fight if I have to. And I don't kill innocent people."

-- Jonathan Clement

Wasn't JC also a fast runner?

Wait, when did he say that?

He sure got to "know" a few men in his time.

Huh? What does that post have to do with running fast?

Everything

Wtf? I don't even want to know why he thinks the KKK teaches that Jesus was gay.

I think there was a Ramones song about it.

ZQ, do some reading.

http://www.i-mockery.com/church/default.php

In one of my books there's a story about the Dead Boys giving Joey Ramone a nazi Mother's Cross to make him an honorary Dead Boy. And he was like, "What am I supposed to do with this?". They didn't even realize he was Jewish.

And KKK Took My Baby Away was about Johnny stealing Joey's girlfriend Linda...Johnny had a KKK membership card he carried in his wallet as a joke.

I request that Kitsa's custom title be locked to read Ramones Historian.

NO. Kahl says I'm a teacup of fuckin' sunshine :(

Ah, thanks Tadao! Fantastic. The Church of I-Mockery might just get a deist.

Its hard to tell, but I think thats Clement running from the cops. :hypno

Nah, they'd need a double-wide van for him.

I believe to correct way for piggies to travel is hog-tied and gagged so they don't whine the entire way to the slaughterhouse.

With an apple?

In this case I recommend a Twinkie.
It'll keep the little guy busy for awhile.

you guys are pretty brutal.

Twinkie dangling from the ceiling; if he gets it right away, that sucker's gone before you can blink.
Maybe a spoonful of peanut butter would work better?

NEVER use peanut butter, it excites them.

Oh; then he'll piddle on the floor. And he was doing so well.

They don't. I was just putting random sentences all over the place.


Further reinforces the idea that the vast majority of criminals are stupid.

And I'm not from Ontario. I'm from B.C.

Did anyone hear squealing?