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Tadao Mar 7th, 2008 06:15 PM

Ask Willie
 
Willie seems like the only person here I would trust to give me answers that I need, not necessarily the ones I want.

Dear Willie,
Is there a thread to post pictures I find amusing and/or should I create on if there isn't.

:loveTadao

executioneer Mar 7th, 2008 07:23 PM

make a new one or post it in the chat room thread i guess

but THIS thread should have been in questions and suggestions :x

Fathom Zero Mar 7th, 2008 07:30 PM

Hey willie, what's your highest score?

executioneer Mar 7th, 2008 07:32 PM

14740, for the word "frumps"

kahljorn Mar 8th, 2008 10:18 PM

I FIND THIS THREAD INTELLECTUALLY SATISFYING :posh

Shyandquietguy Mar 9th, 2008 01:24 AM

I'm going to call you Wills Bill, do you like being called Wills Bill?

Wills Bill! Wills Bill! Wills Bill! :eek

executioneer Mar 9th, 2008 01:33 AM

do you like being called mr advenutres relative :eek

Shyandquietguy Mar 9th, 2008 01:45 AM

I find it too long, though on the other hand I like saying "Wills Bill", but yeah I don't mind.

I'll post any other names I can think of though, Wills Bill. :D Heck, I think this whole idea should be a seperate thread! 8*D

P.S. Jigaboo!

executioneer Mar 9th, 2008 04:11 AM

WIRKUS >:o

ElPila666 Mar 9th, 2008 05:05 AM

Mr Willie can you tell me the meaning of life?

ElPila666 Mar 9th, 2008 05:15 AM

Also, exist life after BAN?

executioneer Mar 9th, 2008 07:24 AM

MAYBE

Dixie Mar 9th, 2008 05:51 PM

Dear Willie,
What do penguins think about while being disemboweled by leopard seals?

executioneer Mar 9th, 2008 07:36 PM

"i hope my beak gets lodged in his throat and he chokes, the son of a bitch"

Chojin Mar 11th, 2008 03:16 PM

dear willie,

what do you think of professional wrestling

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 03:51 PM

i think it's not as bad as scientology

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 04:01 PM

do vegans eat eggs

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 04:04 PM

no because ska sucks

Chojin Mar 11th, 2008 05:43 PM

how do you feel about winning the popularity contest with 9 votes when chojin only got two

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 06:57 PM

i h* it

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 06:58 PM

addendum to previous answer: i liked pro wrestling a lot better when andy kaufman was doin it

Dixie Mar 11th, 2008 08:11 PM

Dear Willie,
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 08:20 PM

man i seriously did this one time

i think it was uhh 134

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 08:32 PM

Dear Willie,

What will I die from?

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 08:41 PM

coyotes will get you

Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2008 09:02 PM

Favorite Achewood character? Mine's Nice Pete.

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 09:25 PM

if i had to choose i would say lie bot i guess?

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 19th, 2008 10:51 PM

Willie, do you do Karaoke requests?

executioneer Mar 19th, 2008 11:09 PM

mmmaybe

when i'll actually get it online is another thing since i haven't gone since new years

MLE Mar 20th, 2008 02:16 AM

Willie, would you let me paint your nails?

executioneer Mar 20th, 2008 02:45 AM

only the toesies

MLE Mar 20th, 2008 05:41 AM

<3!

Fat_Hippo Mar 22nd, 2008 04:06 AM

Dear Willie,
why do you be so smart?

executioneer Mar 22nd, 2008 04:14 AM

because depression makes you smarter

Tadao Jul 10th, 2008 05:47 PM

This is a two part question.
If I start flaming in Art Shit, will MLE come back? Would the punishment equal the length in which she would stay?

executioneer Jul 10th, 2008 07:52 PM

i think if you sent her a nice pm it might work better :c

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2008 07:53 PM

Dear Willie,

What's your gamertag?

executioneer Jul 10th, 2008 08:08 PM

well i bought a used xbox360 w/ 6 months of live already on it so until i get enough points to change it it's something like xXMAILMAN16Xx i think

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2008 08:09 PM

:lol

executioneer Jul 10th, 2008 08:11 PM

i will probably change it to AngriestMonster when the time comes

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 08:22 PM

willie, can you link me to the video of you eating your beard?

executioneer Jul 10th, 2008 08:48 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaFAnBZt1hg

MetalMilitia Jul 11th, 2008 05:24 AM

Dear Willie,

What film are you most looking forward to watching in the near future?

Thanks.

executioneer Jul 11th, 2008 05:18 PM

probly the dark knight :-[

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 11th, 2008 07:13 PM

What do you dislike the most about work?

executioneer Jul 11th, 2008 07:24 PM

i hate when there is a goal i'm trying to reach and the machines refuse to cooperate :(

sloth Jul 11th, 2008 09:11 PM

dear willie

do you have a 'baby face' you use to amuse small children, and if so can you share it with the forum so i can print it out and show it to babies so hot chikcs think im good with kids

thanks

executioneer Jul 12th, 2008 11:08 AM

i don't really have one and if i did i probably couldnt make it cause my face is all swollen up atm :( apologies

MetalMilitia Jul 12th, 2008 11:11 AM

If you could trade lives with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?

Thanks.

executioneer Jul 12th, 2008 11:24 AM

verne troyer, i always wanted to be a miget

glowbelly Jul 13th, 2008 03:46 PM

willie, if i met you would you talk to me or would you clam up and pretend i wasn't there?

executioneer Jul 13th, 2008 05:41 PM

i don't really know! i'd probably be able to talk to you some it all depends on my total anxiety level :( haha if it's somewhere i can have a drink or two then definitely ;(

bigtimecow Jul 13th, 2008 06:58 PM

WILLIE

were you a fan of the f*ck you b*tch comics?

executioneer Jul 13th, 2008 07:34 PM

yes indeed i am also a fan of early conan the comic strip

bigtimecow Jul 13th, 2008 07:35 PM

i've been reading those on the novirginsallowed blogspot

but thank you!

Dixie Jul 15th, 2008 04:32 PM

Dear Willie:
What does one require to rule the universe?

executioneer Jul 15th, 2008 07:02 PM

well the most important thing is determination, i'd bet

pac-man Jul 15th, 2008 08:55 PM

Coke or Pepsi?

executioneer Jul 15th, 2008 10:21 PM

jolt :(

Esuohlim Jul 15th, 2008 11:52 PM

Willie are there, in your opinion, any bad Primus albums?

executioneer Jul 16th, 2008 12:19 AM

i wasn't thrilled with the cd portion of animals should not behave like people :/ also tales from the punchbowl only has like four or five good tracks

Pub Lover Jul 16th, 2008 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 568083)
yes indeed i am also a fan of early conan the comic strip

What did you think of the commentaries when you read them?

executioneer Jul 16th, 2008 12:47 AM

i liked em! i also liked the commentaries on Coulter/Clapton but those are on a different forum :x


Asila Jul 18th, 2008 12:58 AM

Willie-
Why?

executioneer Jul 18th, 2008 01:04 AM

cause i left my phone at home today :(

MLE Jul 20th, 2008 04:56 AM

Willie- Why doesn't my atari 2600 work?

executioneer Jul 20th, 2008 05:18 PM

cause its old as shit :( does it show anything on the screen when it's on, or does it show the same thing on or off, cause if it's doing anything to the display it's prob. a bad connection somewhere between the cartridge and the rest of it, you could try cleaning the cartridge / wiggling it a little once it's plugged in

MLE Jul 20th, 2008 10:56 PM

Nope, almost no different when it's plugged in correctly and on the correct channel. The static changes slightly, but the connections have been used with other retro systems and have been proven to work.

executioneer Jul 20th, 2008 11:56 PM

yeah it's probably broke then :( it may have caught a power spike or somesuch in the year it was plugged in and unattended and gotten fried, or something

HungryWantBiddy Jul 21st, 2008 10:57 AM

Willie, did you miss me? :)

executioneer Jul 21st, 2008 03:57 PM

yes and i would appreciate it if you would stop bobbing and weaving so much next time it makes it hard to draw a bead

liquidstatik Jul 22nd, 2008 12:13 AM

willie do you make it rain?

executioneer Jul 22nd, 2008 01:32 AM

if chaos theory has anything to say about it, yeah

i mean i'm loads bigger than a dang butterfly after all

MLE Jul 22nd, 2008 05:20 AM

willie, do you love me?

bigtimecow Jul 22nd, 2008 03:13 PM

willie, willie?

executioneer Jul 22nd, 2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 570162)
willie, do you love me?

i love what you've done with the place!

executioneer Jul 22nd, 2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 570245)
willie, willie?

ohhh yeah, we gotta go
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Pub Lover Jul 22nd, 2008 11:01 PM

WILLIE, IS... IS RAMSES SMUCKLES... ...GAY? :|

executioneer Jul 23rd, 2008 01:39 AM

not this week

Kybo Ren Jul 25th, 2008 08:49 PM

Dear Willie-

Kybo Ren Jul 25th, 2008 08:50 PM

What is the best Mr. Bungle Album/EP/Demo/Recording?

Sacks Jul 25th, 2008 11:54 PM

Willie, I'm raw as Africa and when I saw your beard I knew you were too. It seems like a lady just doesn't know what to do with a man who is raw as Africa and she will just run behind his back and fuck dudes all day long and have the nerve to cry while she's telling him about it. Wille what can us dudes who are raw as Africa do to deal with the shortcomings of the fairer(yeah right!) sex?

executioneer Jul 26th, 2008 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kybo Ren (Post 570780)
What is the best Mr. Bungle Album/EP/Demo/Recording?

california, maybe? idk havent heard the eps or demos etc

i like the S/T a bunch too

executioneer Jul 26th, 2008 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 570793)
Willie, I'm raw as Africa and when I saw your beard I knew you were too. It seems like a lady just doesn't know what to do with a man who is raw as Africa and she will just run behind his back and fuck dudes all day long and have the nerve to cry while she's telling him about it. Wille what can us dudes who are raw as Africa do to deal with the shortcomings of the fairer(yeah right!) sex?

walk away, i guess :(

Sacks Jul 26th, 2008 04:49 AM

:tear

executioneer Jul 26th, 2008 06:11 AM

haha although i usually do all my walking away preemptively so take that how you will :(

HungryWantBiddy Jul 29th, 2008 06:10 PM

I lol'd. Well played.

Kybo Ren Aug 4th, 2008 02:19 PM

Dear Willie-
Why do beards get a bad rap? (In Starcom all the villains have them, or are robots.)
_________________________________________

Mr. Bungle:

The Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny (heaviest Bungle!)
Bowel of Chili
OU818
Mr. Bungle
Live Berekely 1991 (Welcome back Kotter)
Live & Rare (Star Wars medley)
Disco Volante
Live 1992 Anaheim
Live 1995 Chicago (3rd floor dungeon)
California
Live Atlanta 1999 (Vanity Fair has metal verse)
Live House of Blues 1999 (Pee Wee Herman Theme- Brass section plays! no nothing right now, Mr. Herman)
__________________________________________________ __________

Tadao Aug 4th, 2008 03:46 PM

Hey Willie, long time asker, first time listener here. My question is about the douche bag above me. Should I add (and throw in your two cents as well) to your thread title? I think you answers are like Turduckin. Even if you feel that it's wrong and goes against your there is enough for ereryone and you better fucking eat it after all the effort put into it and you're the one who came over anyways.

Dixie Sep 19th, 2008 03:57 AM

Dearest and fluffiest Willie,
What does your beard taste like today?

Sacks Sep 19th, 2008 05:50 AM

Willie I can't get behind any of these presidential candidates! Be it Yawn McCain or Barack "Oh Brother!", neither excite me! What is it this country needs to do to make politics more exciting?

executioneer Sep 19th, 2008 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 580255)
Dearest and fluffiest Willie,
What does your beard taste like today?

head and shoulders :x

executioneer Sep 19th, 2008 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 580256)
Willie I can't get behind any of these presidential candidates! Be it Yawn McCain or Barack &quot;Oh Brother!&quot;, neither excite me! What is it this country needs to do to make politics more exciting?

gladiatorial combat

Pub Lover Sep 19th, 2008 11:56 PM

Mister M, do you have dandruff in your beard? :eek

executioneer Sep 20th, 2008 07:33 AM

no but i have it in my reg. hair and i'll be danged if i'm gonan get different shampoo for my face hair

Evil Robot Sep 21st, 2008 05:25 PM

Have I done enough to hide my plants from helicopters?

executioneer Sep 21st, 2008 06:03 PM

yep now all you need is a good supply of 99% isopropyl alcohol, try safeway if they have those in your area

Sacks Sep 21st, 2008 07:04 PM

Eddie and The Cruisers or Eddie and The Cruisers II: Eddie Lives?

executioneer Sep 21st, 2008 07:16 PM

i've never seen either one of those but odds are decent that the sequel is probably worse :(

DevilWearsPrada Sep 21st, 2008 07:19 PM

How are you doing, fella


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