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WINO Oct 7th, 2004 04:54 PM

Terra
 
central missouri...near fort leonard wood, attended drury univ in springfield......and my dealer cuts my smack with pulverized cat food.

Jes22 Oct 7th, 2004 05:00 PM

Ass :posh

Lotida Oct 7th, 2004 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tallyho
Cunt.

This word is not used nearly enough on here!! :rolleyes

FS Oct 7th, 2004 06:34 PM

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Lotida Oct 7th, 2004 07:13 PM

:)

Supafly345 Oct 8th, 2004 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by FS
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This is the closest thing to proper use of the frown emoticon that has happened in these forums. How ironically sad.

WhiteRat Oct 12th, 2004 03:44 AM

Name- Helious E. Devoutnes
Age- 20
job- Slangin' pies at PJ's/student
where you at?- St. Cloud, MN
why did you start posting- I have been checking out the site for the past year, stopped being lazy and registered.
how long have you been on the board- 1 day
hobbies- drinking, complaining, watching ESPN
fav. music/band- Beastie Boys, Three 6 Mafia
fav. book- Napalm & Silly Putty by Georgie Carlin
fav. movie- T2: Judgement Day/ Airplane
Who do you hate the most on this board- That swarmy bastard Marty Barmatz
Fav. Beatle- Bailey, of course!

Bass Oct 18th, 2004 11:47 PM

Name- Brandon A. Sipes

Age- 17

Job- Student... or slacker, depending on who you ask.

Where you at?- According to the mail, I live in three different cities... so I guess just Texas

Why did you start posting- All the porn boards were getting boring... maybe I should say my age is 18...

How long have you been on the board- I don't remember.... less than a day?

Hobbies- Unsucessfully trying to seperate women from their virtues, writing various things.

Fav. music/band- Sonata Arctica

Fav. book- None really... I just read a book that ihad interview of various people in the porn industry... it wasn't all that bad.

Fav. movie- Seven Samurai

Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know anybody on this board... I suppose if I give it a enough time I'll figure something out.

Fav. Beatle- I don't know, they're all just about dead anyways.

executioneer Oct 19th, 2004 12:01 AM

lol i read that as brandon a spies :lol

Bass Oct 19th, 2004 08:21 AM

Yeah, most people do...all through the sixth grade it said "spies" on the attendance sheet.... never really was made fun of because of it though, most people preferred making fun of the lisp I use to have

Matt Harty Oct 19th, 2004 09:45 AM

Sup Bass have you ever played Mega Man before?

Bass Oct 19th, 2004 10:02 AM

Of course... though I only thought of that as my avatar after I signed up... I go by Bass simply because it's close to what my initials spell... and it sounds cooler than "Brandon" or "that guy that keeps staring inappropriately"

Matt Harty Oct 19th, 2004 10:17 AM

Yeah "that guy that keeps staring inappropriately" is a long name lol. That was good thinking about the avatar though, one of those coincidence things. :lol

Bass Oct 19th, 2004 10:30 AM

Yeah, I was lucky it was in the first site I looked in., otherwise I would have even less time to work on all the book reports that are due. Luckily, I'm home "sick"and can work on all that stuff at my own leisure (which is why I'm able to surf the boards right now)

Matt Harty Oct 19th, 2004 10:34 AM

lol better finish all your work before you come on here, it's addicting!

Bass Oct 19th, 2004 10:39 AM

Well really, what's gonna help me out more in life, doing some book report that proves absolutely nothing, or surfing the i-mockery boards?

See? I have my priorities in order.

Matt Harty Oct 19th, 2004 10:58 AM

I-mockery won't get you into college!

Bass Oct 19th, 2004 11:04 AM

I doubt this one assignment will be the one deciding factor in my college enrollment, but just in case.... I'll go ahead and do both at the same time, and hope that I don't get the two mixed up.

Luchatein Oct 19th, 2004 05:48 PM

I-Mockery doesn't help you with jobs either.

I went for a job interview for a writing position for a newspaper a few weeks ago and when they asked me what the names of the websites I mentioned in my application project, I said I-Mockery before I even realized it.

I didn't get the job :(

Terra Oct 19th, 2004 07:49 PM

Maybe mentioning I-Mockery will get you laid?

Maybe not. It hasn't happened to anybody here either.

Bass Oct 19th, 2004 07:57 PM

Hmmm..... "Hey baby, I'm Bass, from the I-Mockery message boards"....

Yeah, I don't think that would work.

executioneer Oct 19th, 2004 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Maybe mentioning I-Mockery will get you laid?

Maybe not. It hasn't happened to anybody here either.

i thought rev danno and that one "polyamorous" chick got it on :/

Ninjavenom Oct 19th, 2004 10:04 PM


Bass Oct 19th, 2004 10:20 PM

I really need something to do. I've been staring at those dancing letters for a while now.


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