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lunlun Feb 15th, 2006 05:10 PM

its scary :(

MetalMilitia Feb 15th, 2006 06:04 PM

Im in austria right now for my grandfather's funeral. It's a bit sad because although I never knew him well, I am staying in his old flat and there are alot of old pictures of me as a small child with him and its brining back alot of memories seeing this place again. :(

Luckily I have managed to steal a negbour's wireless Internet, but its a really weak signal and only works if I hold my laptop in the air near the window.

camacazio Feb 15th, 2006 06:18 PM

Focusing on what counts; posting on I-mock. Thank god we have these continual life updates. Truly wireless internet is the greatest achievement of man.

lunlun Feb 15th, 2006 06:37 PM

im very sad for you metal melitia

on the other hand i really have to laugh that writing at this forum seems to be so important to you

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2006 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothing4buddha
FUCK YOU SAM, WE'RE THROUGH

Hooray :(

ItalianStereotype Feb 15th, 2006 06:48 PM

lunlun, I hope to watch the news one day and find that you've been in a car accident.

I'm sure you won't be riding in a car when it happens though. you'll be waddling across the Autobahn and cars will careen off of your bloated form, causing a massive pile up and killing hundreds.

Guitar Woman Feb 15th, 2006 06:52 PM


MarioRPG Feb 15th, 2006 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype
I'm sure you won't be riding in a car when it happens though. you'll be waddling across the Autobahn and cars will careen off of bloated form, causing a massive pile up and killing hundreds.

Sauerkraut would be splattered everywhere. :/

lunlun Feb 15th, 2006 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
Sauerkraut would be splattered everywhere. :/


hehehe this is a really funny thought :)

ItalianStereotype Feb 15th, 2006 08:10 PM

good lord, I hope you die.

lunlun Feb 15th, 2006 08:18 PM

you know
in some way you are getting boring

ItalianStereotype Feb 15th, 2006 08:42 PM

will that make you leave?

or better yet, die in a horribly pornographic way?

Marc Summers Feb 15th, 2006 09:01 PM

maybe it'll involve the fucking machine ;D

MarioRPG Feb 15th, 2006 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Summers
maybe it'll involve the fucking machine ;D

The Fucks Per Minute would be too many for anyone to handle.

Sam Feb 15th, 2006 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Quote:

Originally Posted by nothing4buddha
FUCK YOU SAM, WE'RE THROUGH

Hooray :(


>:

Seven Force Feb 16th, 2006 12:10 AM

Jesus Christ this page is hilairious.

Sorry about your loss MM. :(

Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2006 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
>:

J/K I guess :(

Pub Lover Feb 16th, 2006 08:00 AM

Hey Guys.

Instead of posting I've taken to reading old chatlogs. Apparently, the very first time Chojin IMed me, back in January '03, he called me creepy & then gave me a link to furry porn. :(

Carry on with what you were saying.

xbxDaniel Feb 16th, 2006 08:34 AM

The first person from I-mock who IMed me called me a fag and told me he was going to get me banned from I-mockery. I have yet to get COV, too. Money's tight.

camacazio Feb 16th, 2006 01:14 PM

People sometimes IM me and then give up trying after a few IMs.

Guitar Woman Feb 16th, 2006 02:31 PM

another page lives and dies :(

Guitar Woman Feb 16th, 2006 02:32 PM


ItalianStereotype Feb 16th, 2006 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
The first person from I-mock who IMed me called me a fag and told me he was going to get me banned from I-mockery. I have yet to get COV, too. Money's tight.

well good, we don't really want you on cov.

lunlun Feb 16th, 2006 04:23 PM

noboy is interested in the forum event :(

Guitar Woman Feb 16th, 2006 04:29 PM

that's cuz the last one turned out so fucking crappy >:

lunlun Feb 16th, 2006 04:30 PM

this time it starts crappy

c'mon guys

Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2006 04:32 PM

wanna chat?

lunlun Feb 16th, 2006 04:35 PM

of course

join my aim

:P

Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2006 05:22 PM

Pfft.

lunlun Feb 16th, 2006 05:49 PM

Esu.. im waiting ;)

MarioRPG Feb 16th, 2006 06:11 PM

Don't hold you breath

lunlun Feb 16th, 2006 06:16 PM

no need to .. got another partner for chatting.. quite amusing with him :)

*twinkle at PubLover*

Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2006 06:42 PM

Pub Lover you depress me :(

Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2006 06:49 PM

lunlun is fat and is from Germany so probably likes poop, come on :(

lunlun Feb 16th, 2006 06:50 PM

in fact he depresses me too


he an ARSE .. iHATE YOU WHORHOUSE LOVER!

lunlun Feb 16th, 2006 06:53 PM

*starts to cry*

xbxDaniel Feb 16th, 2006 06:57 PM

So sad.

ItalianStereotype Feb 16th, 2006 07:07 PM

ha ha ha, delicious

lunlun Feb 16th, 2006 07:08 PM

hehe ok italien sterotype made me laugh again :)

Guitar Woman Feb 16th, 2006 07:18 PM

hey lunlun you're a jerk >:

lunlun Feb 16th, 2006 07:47 PM

and you are SO mean to me i dont even know how to defend myself

Guitar Woman Feb 16th, 2006 07:51 PM

thats fucking right you pussy

Chojin Feb 16th, 2006 08:02 PM

hey now dago i like xbxMCj

ItalianStereotype Feb 16th, 2006 08:03 PM

why

Chojin Feb 16th, 2006 08:07 PM

he's witty

it's just his name that's dumb

Pub Lover Feb 16th, 2006 08:10 PM

How about giving him a new name?

Take submissions for it.

It could be a Forum Event.

ItalianStereotype Feb 16th, 2006 08:10 PM

maybe we're looking at different people.

Sethomas Feb 17th, 2006 12:02 AM

My German skills aren't what they should be, but Lunlun asked me if I like anal sex. :(

Rongi Feb 17th, 2006 12:15 AM

i know this was like several pages ago, but the only song on Jazz From Hell that's good is St. Etnnies. That song is bliss

Emu Feb 17th, 2006 08:38 AM

agree

Emu Feb 17th, 2006 09:05 AM

I think you guys talking about i-mockery dreams made me have one too >:

Guitar Woman, Chojin and I were all playing Poy Poy for the Playstation. I had that faggoty rainbow glove and kicked ass. >:

Sethomas Feb 17th, 2006 10:54 AM

I had a livejournal dream last night. :(

This girl on whom I had the biggest crush three years ago posted, in my dream, over and over again "I LOVE COMMUNISTS" with all sorts of new and innovative communist emoticons to spicen up her text. In real life she's obsessed with Ayn Rand. :(

MetalMilitia Feb 17th, 2006 01:49 PM

still in austria, I took a few pictures on my phone today but it's camera sucks so they are not too good.









Its cold here :(

The funeral was yesterday and it was ok, I got a bit tipsy at the wake on this strong european beer but the food was nice :/

I have managed to fashion myself a rudimentary desk out of a window ledge and a chair which is not comfortable at all.

thats all I have to report for now.

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2006 03:01 PM

I had a videogame dream last night and I was playing Chibi Resident Evil in it. Either that or it was Chibi Doom inside the RE mansion. :(

camacazio Feb 17th, 2006 03:47 PM

So everybody's had the mega man dream, right? Where you're mega man and you run around shooting the fuck out of your neighborhood?

camacazio Feb 17th, 2006 03:51 PM

That was a good dream.

MetalMilitia Feb 17th, 2006 04:00 PM

dont let jack tomson hear you say that

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2006 05:43 PM

I've got a question for the Americans of the board.

When it's forty-five minutes past the hour, why do you say 'quarter of' not 'quarter to'?

Even 'quarter off' would make more grammatical sense to me. :(

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2006 05:44 PM

I always thought they said "quarter 'til"

xbxDaniel Feb 17th, 2006 05:45 PM

I don't know anybody who says "quarter of".

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2006 05:50 PM

Until works as well.

Maybe it's a regional thing. :/

I haven't noticed it until recently.

A cop from San Diago said it on TV the other day, & I just read it in an American book.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2006 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
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THIS IS AN AUTOMATED REPLY. DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS MAIL.

:lol

Completely wasted on Pram Mavin :(

xbxDaniel Feb 17th, 2006 05:54 PM

That was one of the funniest things I've read on here that wasn't in the mock wars.

Chojin Feb 17th, 2006 05:59 PM

well, it sorta was :<

xbxDaniel Feb 17th, 2006 06:11 PM

You at least put effort into your stuff.

Chojin Feb 17th, 2006 06:17 PM

I am a throwback to the GLORY DAYS vest vets bape vets ezboard vets winky

I dunno I think I put maybe 5 more minutes into something than your average jerk when I'm trying to be funny. The forum is nothing without people making an effort to make it enjoyable, so I try to contribute where I can (COV thread, dunking Maven's head in the toilet, et al).

The Retro Kat Feb 17th, 2006 06:20 PM

Man, don't you hate it when your nutsack gets so cold it's almost solid?

xbxDaniel Feb 17th, 2006 06:22 PM

I've never had that problem.

The Retro Kat Feb 17th, 2006 06:26 PM

You obviously don't get cold then, you manly man.

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2006 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I've got a question for the Americans of the board.

When it's forty-five minutes past the hour, why do you say 'quarter of' not 'quarter to'?

Even 'quarter off' would make more grammatical sense to me. :(

We do say "quarter to" that "of" stuff sounds British to me :/

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2006 09:03 PM

Not even slightly British. >:

& as I said, maybe it's a regional thang. :(

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2006 09:04 PM


Emu Feb 17th, 2006 09:14 PM

I wonder why Guitar Woman isn't completely creeped out by the fact that she's in every dream that involves this board. >:

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2006 10:10 PM

She wasn't in mine that's the problem :(

Rongi Feb 17th, 2006 11:56 PM

i had a dream that helm came to america and i was like his helper guy and he spoke very broken english and laughed a lot.

Rongi Feb 17th, 2006 11:59 PM

i also once had a dream that the simpsons movie came out and i wasnt allowed to see i because marge was naked or something

MarioRPG Feb 18th, 2006 12:46 PM

Heh... I once had a dream I was in the simpsons. And I was a cartoon. :/

Pram Maven Feb 18th, 2006 01:47 PM

Speaking of the Simpsons, do you like my new avatar? :P

Supafly345 Feb 18th, 2006 02:04 PM

The long bitter rivalry between simpsons and south park continues.

Pram Maven Feb 18th, 2006 02:11 PM

*lol*

Someone should do a Southy Park VS Family Guy VS the Simpsons too. The creators of all three shows have been talking smack about eachother.

Esuohlim Feb 18th, 2006 02:26 PM

Somewhere on the internet is a cartoon of Lois sucking the grim reaper's d*ck :eel

Pram Maven Feb 18th, 2006 05:04 PM

Sounds like a Family Guy DVD extra ;)

Emu Feb 18th, 2006 05:32 PM

:P

Seven Force Feb 19th, 2006 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Somewhere on the internet is a cartoon of Lois sucking the grim reaper's d*ck :eel

This isn't getting enough love you guys! :lol :rolleyes

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2006 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
:eel


Pram Maven Feb 19th, 2006 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Somewhere on the internet is a cartoon of Lois sucking the grim reaper's d*ck :eel

This isn't getting enough love you guys! :lol :rolleyes

:wank

xbxDaniel Feb 19th, 2006 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
Heh... I once had a dream I was in the simpsons. And I was a cartoon. :/

South Park did it!

Pram Maven Feb 19th, 2006 03:48 PM

HAHAHA!!!

It was actually Family Guy, though. South Park just watched

GADZOOKS Feb 19th, 2006 04:13 PM

"Tim!, I'm going out for a whiles. Tell Mark to get his room cleaned." cried out Jill as she left for her classes.

"Arggghh-arghhh.", grunted the Tool Man in response. He wasn't paying much attention to anything other than his latest car project, a 1986 Iroc-Z Camaro, so he had been spending much of his time in the garage. This was no big surprise to his family.

Coming out of his reverie at what his wife had said, Tim immediately began to think of things to do today. In his mind at some subconcious level, he began to list things off.

1. Car.
2. Tell Mark to clean his room.
3. Murder Wilson.

Esuohlim Feb 19th, 2006 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Somewhere on the internet is a cartoon of Lois sucking the grim reaper's d*ck :eel

This isn't getting enough love you guys! :lol :rolleyes

I was completely serious.

Chojin Feb 19th, 2006 04:40 PM

So I finally went ahead and banned Pram Maven after breaking a record 10 board rules and posting pornography. Give the kid a hand!

pjalne Feb 19th, 2006 04:42 PM

Wait, was this Nose all along? He appeared about the same time Nose stopped posting.

Womti Feb 19th, 2006 04:44 PM

nose asked to change his name to pram maven. so yes, to all of you who HAVE NOT been watching the forums, pram maven was nose. but legally.

Emu Feb 19th, 2006 05:28 PM

and before that he was prog shooter

lunlun Feb 19th, 2006 06:36 PM

i think he had some metamorphose

he became a sort of "nice"

i didnt get why he was banned but i trust in chojin that he does the right thing

camacazio Feb 19th, 2006 06:38 PM

What were all the rules broken?

Chojin Feb 19th, 2006 09:23 PM



This is the generated mail that was sent (ips hidden to protect the stupid)
Quote:

I’ve banned you (Pram Maven) from the I-mockery.net forums and your IPs 71.111.57.xxx and 71.111.50.xxx both after you continued to break board rules after being warned, and especially for posting pornography.

Here are a few of the rules broken:

• Do not hijack threads.
• Do not pick/start fights often.
• Do not flood or otherwise intentionally “grief” the forums.

Here is the Instant Ban reason:

• Posting pornography and other extremely not-safe-for-work material.

Here are a few of the guidelines ignored:

• Make sure that your topic is both worth posting and in the correct forum.
• Do not post to raise your post count.
• Do not reply to everything.
• This is not a flame board.
• Read before responding.
• Learn to take a joke.

Your ban is scheduled for one month. E-mail me back on March 19th with this mail attached to be unbanned.

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MAIL. DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MAIL BEFORE YOUR SCHEDULED DATE OF UNBANNING OR IT WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY DELETED.

I've learned that if you don't ban all the IPs they've posted under, they'll return under each one until you do.

LegoLars Feb 20th, 2006 08:25 PM

posted.

executioneer Feb 20th, 2006 08:55 PM

where have you been young man

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2006 11:52 AM

yo willie
wuts up?? :O


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