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Esuohlim Feb 13th, 2008 05:56 PM

I live in a building built on a hill with, in order of descension, the 4th floor through the 1st floor, a ground floor, and a terrace floor. The front of the building enters through to the first floor and the back of the building enters through to the terrace floor.

So I guess my points are a) the terrace is the bottom floor which is the opposite of the definition of "terrace" in my opinion and b) it's impossible to leave the building from the "ground floor" without taking a flight of stairs. >:

So I guess my actual point is yeah Pub we're right the rest of the world is wrong deal with it!

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 06:01 PM

We do deal with it. We deal with it by being snide and pretending to be superior. :posh

executioneer Feb 13th, 2008 06:08 PM

where i work you can actually get into the building on the 1st AND 2nd floor

and the floor below 1st, where i work, is called the "service level", and you can get in on that floor as well

MarioRPG Feb 13th, 2008 06:50 PM

Great, now I am sick.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 06:52 PM

From getting a tan?

saltshakermaniac Feb 13th, 2008 07:28 PM

I just got home, picked up a copy of Devil may cry 4 and had a tattoo done

Guitar Woman Feb 13th, 2008 07:29 PM

Quote:

Let her think she is moving by herself but secretly move in a couple of blocks from her new place, then periodically break into her house to read her diary & when she writes that she mises you, that is when you casually meet her at the grocery store.
:lol

Guitar Woman Feb 13th, 2008 07:29 PM

Pub has a real way with the ladies

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 07:34 PM

If she fails to write that she misses you, due to her not understanding that she is still deeply in love with you, be sure to write that in for her.

saltshakermaniac Feb 13th, 2008 07:37 PM

nah, iam just going to let that one go. Its not realy worth it

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 07:43 PM

When faced with doubts, be sure to look at any pictures you may have of the two of you together, like that time when you went to her work party & you happened to be in the background when one of her colleagues took her photo and she had kept it because her hair looked good at that angle but later you removed the picture for your own use while checking through her belongings, you know just before you read her e-mails.

saltshakermaniac Feb 13th, 2008 07:46 PM

Actually the sad thing about that is that out of the 2 years with her, we only took 4 or 5 pictures of us toghter

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 531817)
Pub has a real way with the ladies

YOU SHOULD KNOW, SUGALIPS! :love

Guitar Woman Feb 13th, 2008 08:09 PM

I hope you aren't taking this seriously

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 08:15 PM

The other day I told a guy to leave his wife based on my expert understanding of relationships. He agreed.

Guitar Woman Feb 13th, 2008 08:17 PM

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...City-Societies

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 08:35 PM

Guys, this is a secret but I don't watch internet videos. :x

executioneer Feb 13th, 2008 08:47 PM

but its by a saucy british expat living in the southern hemisphere like yourself

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 09:11 PM

Because I really like myself & people with traits in common with me.

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 09:13 PM

There are people outside of jail. :lol

Tadao Feb 13th, 2008 09:14 PM

Why does a barely legal girl have to sign up when I'm trying to change my ways :(

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 09:17 PM


Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 09:21 PM

Tadao, stay away from dat jailbait. Won't get you anywhere, man.

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 09:27 PM

I want to vote somebody off the i-mockery island

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 531837)
Why does a barely legal girl have to sign up when I'm trying to change my ways :(

Who are you talking about, Creepotron? :confused
Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 531844)
I want to vote somebody off the i-mockery island

Is it me? :(

Tadao Feb 13th, 2008 09:35 PM

Pub, I'm talking about mmm_brains

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 09:35 PM

no it isn't you Pub. I like you because one of my best friends is from NZ, so I like you because I imagine all people from NZ to be cool like him.

We can make this a game though.

Hint 1: They do not have a mustache.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 09:37 PM

When did that user mention their gender?

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 09:40 PM

So that rules out Gene Shalit.

Tadao Feb 13th, 2008 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 531851)
When did that user mention their gender?

They didn't, but you can tell by their bio in "let's get to know". Or they are a gay.

executioneer Feb 13th, 2008 10:07 PM

idk i don't think "maquel" sounds much like a girl name

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmm_braaains (Post 531733)
Fav. Video Game- That's like asking a mother which of her children she favors...

Could just be bad at analogies.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:10 PM

Also, 18 isn't jailbait.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 531865)
idk i don't think "maquel" sounds much like a girl name

Pretty much, but if it is a she then sorry.

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 10:11 PM

It is on No-Sex-With-Anybody Island.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:17 PM

Stop reminding me where I live Fathom, or I'll repost Jake Busey.

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 10:21 PM

My mother wouldn't appreciate that, you cad.

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:22 PM

Hint 2: I hate this poster

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 10:23 PM

Oh shit it's not me is it?

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:23 PM

Hint 3: This poster isn't black or have any lazy eyes

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:24 PM

No it isn't you buddy you are as cool as a fan.

executioneer Feb 13th, 2008 10:25 PM

do they have the same number of letters in their username as you do

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 10:25 PM

What a load off my back that was.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 531876)
Hint 3: This poster isn't black or have any lazy eyes

:lol

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:27 PM

This poster does not have the same amount of letters in their username as me

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:29 PM

Hint 4: This poster still posts

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:29 PM

Hint 5: Zomboid could probably guess this poster on his first try

Sam Feb 13th, 2008 10:29 PM

I know it's not me. :picklehat

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:31 PM

It can't be you Sam

w/o u I would never know what the end of the classic 1989 arcade game TMNT would look like

u are def safe

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 10:31 PM

Need my James Bond avatar back.

executioneer Feb 13th, 2008 10:33 PM

hahah ok hint 5 makes it a little too easy

can anyone guess who I thought it was w/ the whole same number of letters as mattjack username

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:34 PM

Hint 6: This poster has probably made you say "UGH" in your mind or out loud within the past 2 weeks.

Sam Feb 13th, 2008 10:34 PM

I can be your hero Mattjack.

I can wash away your pain.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:34 PM

Does this user look like DJ Conner?

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 531888)
can anyone guess who I thought it was w/ the whole same number of letters as mattjack username

Esuohlim. :eek

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:36 PM

If only you could wash away this poster Sam :tear

Good guess Pub! But incorrect!

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:36 PM

i was going to say Milhouse backwards too :(

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 10:37 PM

Does this poster have hair like Moe Howard?

Sam Feb 13th, 2008 10:37 PM

Did you guys know he is a rapist?

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:38 PM

Hint 7: This poster is probably one of the red dots on the local sex offenders map that your newspaper puts out once a month or so

Sam Feb 13th, 2008 10:38 PM

I KNEW IT

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 531897)
Did you guys know he is a rapist?

Someone did tell me this. ;)

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:39 PM

:lol @ fathom, no

I can only think of two people with that haircut and they're aight

Dixie Feb 13th, 2008 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 531898)
Hint 7: This poster is probably one of the red dots on the local sex offenders map that your newspaper puts out once a month or so

Dude that's half of I-mockery, including the girls.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 531898)
Hint 7: This poster is probably one of the red dots on the local sex offenders map that your newspaper puts out once a month or so

I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T ME! >:

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:40 PM

Hint 8: This poster's eyes are black

Sam Feb 13th, 2008 10:41 PM

As is his/her SOUL.

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 10:41 PM

Ugh like distasteful or Ugh like that sucks?

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 531902)
Dude that's half of I-mockery, including the girls.

CiG is standing in for Emu tonight. :(

executioneer Feb 13th, 2008 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 531892)
Esuohlim. :eek

no way >3 melhouse

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 531902)
Dude that's half of I-mockery, including the girls.

But this poster looks the part

Esuohlim Feb 13th, 2008 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 531882)
This poster does not have the same amount of letters in their username as me

Whew :eek

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 531906)
Ugh like distasteful or Ugh like that sucks?

UGH as in "UGH! THAT IS WAY BEYOND JOKING AROUND, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE"

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 531906)
Ugh like distasteful or Ugh like that sucks?

both

BONUS HINT: Biggest Ugh was in the post your picture thread

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 10:43 PM

Oh, now I have it dead-pinned.

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:44 PM

give it to me in a spoiler!

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 531908)
no way <3 melhouse

Yeah, Tom! It's all about the love 4 U! :love

Sorry :x

executioneer Feb 13th, 2008 10:45 PM

Spoilers!

Sam Feb 13th, 2008 10:45 PM

Spoilers!

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 10:46 PM

IT'S YOU! But if it's not Tadao, I don't know what's real anymore.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 531912)
BONUS HINT: Biggest Ugh was in the post your picture thread

No way, you must have missed the thing I'm thinking about. :(

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:46 PM

Incorrect guys!

Keep trying!


Sam Feb 13th, 2008 10:46 PM

THAT IS NOT IN A SPOILER TAG FATHOM, YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED.

executioneer Feb 13th, 2008 10:46 PM

Spoilers!

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:47 PM

Spoilers!

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 531922)
THAT IS NOT IN A SPOILER TAG FATHOM, YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED.

YOU'RE NOT RUNNING THE GAME, COCKMASTER.

Tadao Feb 13th, 2008 10:48 PM

Not me? I feel.. disappointed somehow....

Sam Feb 13th, 2008 10:48 PM

I WILL RUN MY FIST INTO YOUR FACE.

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:49 PM

Hint 9: This poster is not a GW, but has roughly the same color hair

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 531926)
Not me? I feel.. disappointed somehow....

Whoa, wait. Now I have no idea! :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 10:49 PM

YOUR FIST WILL BE MET WITH STEEL TEETH FOR I AM JAWS.

Esuohlim Feb 13th, 2008 10:50 PM

Spoilers!

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:50 PM

THIS POSTER JUST POSTED AND NOW I QUIT THE FORUMS FOR 30 MINUTES

Guitar Woman Feb 13th, 2008 10:51 PM

I FEEL IT IS RUDE TO INTERRUPT BUT I LOOK MORE LIKE JACK WHITE THAN ANYONE THESE DAYS SHUT THE FUCK UP >: >: >:

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:51 PM

PS THAT WAS HINT 10

POST YOUR FINAL ANSWER

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 10:52 PM

???

Tadao Feb 13th, 2008 10:52 PM

Spoilers!

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2008 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 531933)
I FEEL IT IS RUDE TO INTERRUPT BUT I LOOK MORE LIKE JACK WHITE THAN ANYONE THESE DAYS SHUT THE FUCK UP >: >: >:

I take it back, you look like Clint Howard.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 531933)
I FEEL IT IS RUDE TO INTERRUPT BUT I LOOK MORE LIKE JACK WHITE THAN ANYONE THESE DAYS SHUT THE FUCK UP >: >: >:

I NEED TO SEE PICTURES, HONEYHIPS! :love :internetperv :tadao

MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:53 PM


Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 10:53 PM


MattJack Feb 13th, 2008 10:53 PM

NOBODY WINS


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