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GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 04:00 AM



now that I have done it, your thoughts? And will this be your new wallpeper?

PURR-FECT TIMING!

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 546914)
Oh. Thank you.

That was a much better word filter that the asterik asterix? Stars.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 546945)
I'm in only one mind about myself.


That I am awful & awesome.

You're awesome & awful & that's why I like you.

haha, I pretend you're like me because that is why I'm on the internet & not with real people. >:

i'm not with people irl because i'm to afraid they will actively dislike me

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 04:01 AM

cougars dont prowl for me

i prowl for cougars


Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546916)
guys i edited in a page break image on the pervious page check it out

Maybe later, I'm falling behind. :eek

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 04:01 AM

basically, fuck pumas (not literally)

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546919)
that word is encoded in SECRAT CODE in my last post in the cowboy thread, they didnt catch me this time :rubhands

:eek

Secrats!

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 546959)
Maybe later, I'm falling behind. :eek

it was this one pub, you already mentioned it


Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546920)
I QUOTED THE WRONG POST :SHRIEK

:shrek

:onions

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 04:03 AM

Ex--I'm not with people IRL because they irritate the fuck out of me, but I imagine that it's the same thing

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546921)
baby itll be fun i promise

just stop crying and put on this bowtie

:love

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546923)
by the time he reads that itll be the next page

& some.

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 04:04 AM

I'm with people in real life all the time, they just are just beer drinking slobs :)

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 04:05 AM

im coming to chi-town this summer wanna hang

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 546929)
FANTASTIC

Do you really have bad taste in men? That is very upsetting to consider. :(

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:06 AM

Hey guys, I'm going to post a picture that I took last week because apparently "photographer" is a legitimate extension of my job title. This brings my job title up to "...(?), photographer".

I originally planned on incorporating it into a post I planned on writing for the poli/phil forum, but you guys distracted me. I was going to demonstrate that it's hilarious for reasons that seem to be politically incorrect, but really aren't because they're just accurate reflections of reality involving sensitive issues we're conditioned to ignore.

Yes, the post would have been much longer than that paragraph, but you wouldn't have troubles believing that anyways.

Here it is:


GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546968)
im coming to chi-town this summer wanna hang

not really

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila
As bad as pming is supposed to be--should I totally give up on the flirting thing, or does it amuse you enough to be worthwhile?

I really like it. :(

Stop it, stop it now! >:

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 546964)
Ex--I'm not with people IRL because they irritate the fuck out of me, but I imagine that it's the same thing

that too :(

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:08 AM

I-Mockery Chat(FILLED WITH VICIOUS PUMAS)

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546971)
not really

not even for a minute :o

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546931)
man i gotta laugh at that game :lol

When you don't play you always win.

It's how I play relationships.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546932)
hahahhahahahaha pub

Meanie. :(

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 04:10 AM

it doesnt count if you're involuntarily not playing :(

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546935)
You can skip over mine unless you have a ancedote on hiccups

Oh boy, now I feel bad for doing that. :(

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:11 AM

The funny thing about the above picture is that it indicates that my monitor at work can have worse contrast issues than the one I'm using now, despite being far newer, bigger, more expensive, and all-around less likely to have contrast issues.

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 546977)
Meanie. :(

i was laughing at your joke, not you

the recent post though, that was on you :(

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:11 AM

RUM DEPLETED; ACTIVATING VODKA RESERVE

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 04:11 AM

Quote:

Do you really have bad taste in men? That is very upsetting to consider. :(
Not usually, but I've completely lost the thread of this particular quote conversation.

Quote:

I really like it. :(

Stop it, stop it now! >:
NEVAH! My self-conscious ass has hung on for this long, so that's gotta mean something.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 546936)
Yeah, I mentioned a metamorphosis that started in high school of turning an image into a personality.

The two biggest instigating factors were an essay I wrote on a message board for the movie "Stigmata" in 1999, to which I had over a hundred email responses that all seemed to deserve hours of research into 2,500 years of ecclesiastical and philosophical original sources--stuff I'd never touched before.

The other one was a few months after that began when I'd argue morality and theism with CLAspinster and Glowbelly on the poli/phil board, which forced me to get an accurate grip on what academic debate looks like before I had to actually live it every waking our of my life.

I-MOCKERY CHANGED MY LIFE.

Commitment to an idea.

I'd probably be a drunken fool even without the internet.

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 546970)
Hey guys, I'm going to post a picture that I took last week because apparently "photographer" is a legitimate extension of my job title. This brings my job title up to "...(?), photographer".

I originally planned on incorporating it into a post I planned on writing for the poli/phil forum, but you guys distracted me. I was going to demonstrate that it's hilarious for reasons that seem to be politically incorrect, but really aren't because they're just accurate reflections of reality involving sensitive issues we're conditioned to ignore.

Yes, the post would have been much longer than that paragraph, but you wouldn't have troubles believing that anyways.

Here it is:


wanna meet that frumpy cougar

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:12 AM

guys did you know that daniel boone was a trailer and a tractor

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546938)
hahaha you read every post

including mine

Always have. Can you waste the worthless?

ALL MY TIME... GONE!

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:14 AM

if i had never been on this message board i would have probably met less people irl :(

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546943)
I want pub to comment more on this so I will post it more


I've read that book.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546944)

Does this picture reflect your life decision? What does CHARLIES MEAN TO YOU?

Oh so bitter. :(

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 04:15 AM

Oh Pub, and thank you for teaching me to just ask you embarrassing shit in front of everyone, seriously.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:15 AM

whoa, there's a BOOK?

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546946)


Would you ever drive a yellow pickup truck, why or why not?

Yes, I would. I need a car that can carry my junk & not my family.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546947)
i just want to hear his opinion on current events

Subscribe to my news service. My inability to pronounce the words indicates my contempt.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 546948)
Because only the cool cougars drive the yellow pickup trucks

Lonesome isn't cool. :(

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546949)
Lonliness is aways a current event.

And cougars

Fo sho.

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:19 AM

"embarrassing shit". That reminds me,

Asila, do you know what a skin bridge is? If not, it'd be best for me to demonstrate personally. If you're curious, that is.

(My advice to investigate former Sethomas posts in Loveline is no longer necessary, whether you realize it now or not.)

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 04:20 AM

let's let pub catch up guys

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 546950)
Oh, I did notice 7F's comment and I enjoyed it.

Now, the next step is to actually write erotic I-Mockery fanfiction, and I'll link to chapters involving a fictional representation of myself from my social networking and online dating profiles.

I'd write some but how do you stimulate a skin bridge?

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 04:21 AM

God help me Seth, I'm curious to know what a skin bridge is.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547001)
I'd write some but how do you stimulate a skin bridge?

with a tiny fiddle bow

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546951)


what would you say if I enlarged this to giant dimensions

OOOOH WHAT A BIG ONE!

I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE AS BIG AS THAT BEFORE! :eek

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:22 AM

damn it i'm karaoke drunk and it's tuesday night >: DAMN IT

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 547000)
let's let pub catch up guys

OH WELL >:

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546955)


now that I have done it, your thoughts? And will this be your new wallpeper?

PURR-FECT TIMING!

Underwhelming.

No.

Eartha Kitt. <3

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547005)
damn it i'm karaoke drunk and it's tuesday night >: DAMN IT

it's a good thing i've got a bottle of jack daniels and a bottle of bushmills and another 151 in the car trunk, i gotta remember to do that shit this weekend

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546957)
i'm not with people irl because i'm to afraid they will actively dislike me

I'm certain they will dislike me. I'm afraid they'll act on it.

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 04:25 AM

his internet takes a while cause he lives on the other side of the world

and the Coriolis Effect

:lol

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546958)
cougars dont prowl for me

i prowl for cougars


If we deleted every other post you have ever made then we would only need this one to know why.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546960)
basically, fuck pumas (not literally)

You would & have.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547009)
I'm certain they will dislike me. I'm afraid they'll act on it.

oh man there is a part of me that WANTS people to act on dislike so that i am forced to action

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 04:26 AM

you dudes are goin too fast :<

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546962)
it was this one pub, you already mentioned it


Then I'm falling ahead?

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:27 AM

you're falling
away from me
falling away from meeee :korn

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 546964)
Ex--I'm not with people IRL because they irritate the fuck out of me, but I imagine that it's the same thing

KEEP MOVING FORWARD, DON'T THINK ABOUT THE THINGS I'VE DONE

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547018)
KEEP MOVING FORWARD, DON'T THINK ABOUT THE THINGS I'VE DONE

THE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE THINGS

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547019)
THE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE THINGS

THE SICK AND AWFUL THINGS :(

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 04:29 AM

I have to adapt Othello into a television mini-series, do you think they would notice if I cut the script of O in six parts.

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 04:29 AM

TERRIBLE PERSON

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546967)
I'm with people in real life all the time, they just are just beer drinking slobs :)

You're a riddle, Mr. Puzzle!

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 04:30 AM

TERRIBLE
IT MAKES ME GIGGLE THOUGH

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546968)
im coming to chi-town this summer wanna hang

No, no one does. Don't you remember?

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:31 AM

Asila, this is technically my 9th year on this message board and I still don't have the faith in anyone here to digitalize my unique and artistic approach to having an anatomical abnormality that has so far been witnessed by a direly small number of privileged individuals.

Anyways.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 546990)
My weirdest dream? How about a man that can use the washer AND the dryer!

Ladies, you know what I mean!

I wanted to include a picture of some obnoxious female comic that people would recognize, but I could only think of one and to use her would require that I say something totally superfluous about stereotypes of black men who have large penises.

This invites 7F to say something along the lines of "that's not a stereotype, I know it's true", and then he'd put in a good amount of blank space under that sentence and follow it with "as someone who is half-white, that is." followed with an emoticon expressing dismay.

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 04:31 AM

Hugo: [Roger accidentally shoots Mike in the leg] No! Fuck Rog! It has to look like suicide! It has to look like fucking suicide Roger! Fuck!
Roger Rodriguez: I did what you said! Now we do it up close!
Hugo: No! The cops will know someone else fired the first bullet! Fuck Rog! You fucking herbed us! You fucking herbed us! Where's the scarf? Where's the fucking scarf!
Roger Rodriguez: I lost it.
Hugo: When the cop comes I'm gonna tell them you shot him in self defense.
Roger Rodriguez: If he wakes up he's going to tell on me!
Hugo: Sorry bro, Desi's dead.
[Shoots Roger]

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 04:31 AM

thanks for bringing that up :(

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 546970)
Hey guys, I'm going to post a picture that I took last week because apparently "photographer" is a legitimate extension of my job title. This brings my job title up to "...(?), photographer".

I originally planned on incorporating it into a post I planned on writing for the poli/phil forum, but you guys distracted me. I was going to demonstrate that it's hilarious for reasons that seem to be politically incorrect, but really aren't because they're just accurate reflections of reality involving sensitive issues we're conditioned to ignore.

Yes, the post would have been much longer than that paragraph, but you wouldn't have troubles believing that anyways.

Here it is:


Is that chavette black?

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546971)
not really

I called that!

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 04:32 AM

You are talking about Lisa Lampenelli, right Seth?

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 04:33 AM

Oh god Seth, the ways that I'm torn by that piece of information is close to heart-breaking.

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 04:33 AM

id make a joke about not seeing her because shes black but i seriously couldnt see her for a minute


Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546978)
it doesnt count if you're involuntarily not playing :(

I like that you know Pub Lover.

I like the subtle differences between me & him.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 546980)
The funny thing about the above picture is that it indicates that my monitor at work can have worse contrast issues than the one I'm using now, despite being far newer, bigger, more expensive, and all-around less likely to have contrast issues.

But money makes things better!? INTERROBANG!

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 04:36 AM

LIQUIDSTATIK :rolleyes

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546981)
i was laughing at your joke, not you

What joke?

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546981)
the recent post though, that was on you :(

You think & wish.

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 04:37 AM

that joke about the game

wait, why do i bother

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 04:37 AM

<-|--- my expression right now
v

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546982)
RUM DEPLETED; ACTIVATING VODKA RESERVE

Would you be doing that if I hadnt caused this?

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:38 AM

Well, yeah, that was the joke.

I was formatting that picture and I couldn't figure out what was going on in it until i stared long enough to figure out there were two people at the front.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:38 AM

I'LL SHOW AN EMBARRASING BODY ANOMALY

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...r/gorsmole.jpg

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 546983)
Not usually, but I've completely lost the thread of this particular quote conversation.

Either commit to a theme or be Terra & show your tits.

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 04:39 AM

Emily: I have something for you.
Hugo: You have things for lots of guys.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 546983)
NEVAH! My self-conscious ass has hung on for this long, so that's gotta mean something.

I can abuse you all you want, but it'll only make me feel worse.

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 04:41 AM

Quote:

Either commit to a theme or be Terra & show your tits.
TITS OR GTFO.
Wait, who the fuck is Terra?

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2008 04:41 AM

she has a nice rack first of all

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547044)
Would you be doing that if I hadnt caused this?

yes :eek

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546988)
if i had never been on this message board i would have probably met less people irl :(

If i had never been on this message board I would have had an awesome life & everything would've been great.

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:42 AM

Honestly, my anomaly is more helpful than embarrassing. "Form and function", I tell people.

What's embarrassing is my total lack of good judgment in knowing when to talk about it and, far more importantly, when NOT to talk about it.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 546992)
Oh Pub, and thank you for teaching me to just ask you embarrassing shit in front of everyone, seriously.

LOL INTERNET

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 04:43 AM

Quote:

I can abuse you all you want, but it'll only make me feel worse.
Is this one of those BD/SM things, because I'll need to dig out my leather for that.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546993)
whoa, there's a BOOK?

I remember a book, but I don't remember my childhood, so I dunno.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547056)
Is this one of those BD/SM things, because I'll need to dig out my leather for that.

HAWT

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 546999)
"embarrassing shit". That reminds me,

Asila, do you know what a skin bridge is? If not, it'd be best for me to demonstrate personally. If you're curious, that is.

(My advice to investigate former Sethomas posts in Loveline is no longer necessary, whether you realize it now or not.)

PICTURES

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 04:45 AM

Speaking of tolerable female posters, Swamper's birthday was officially one week ago right now.


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