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Asila Apr 9th, 2008 06:07 AM

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*long rambling post connecting The Yellow Wallpaper with other insanity-related stories that also feature the color yellow such as The King In Yellow and then linking that story to h.p. lovecraft's "cthulhu mythos"*
Love, everything relates to the mythos. I'm pretty sure that's the only reason he wrote it.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 06:10 AM

man, i think these last ten or so pages might just be the best this thread ever. fucking. got.

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547160)
I don't know why you need a FUCKING* certification to teach English but I'll tell you what if you need practice before the big exam I can help out.

*I'm referring to the act of copulation against your intended use of a gerund adjective. The word "fucking" has multiple meanings that you might be careful to use.

You smart ass, what did i FUCKING care :sleep,the emptyness of your words reflex how rotten is the nation where youlive, if the earth starts to shaking i'm prery sure that you capitalistpigs will fly away far away with your rockets cause you have been saveall the oil of the world, selfish bastards :x

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 06:19 AM

not that i am disagreeing but man you are an awful grouch right now! may i suggest you get high as shit to counteract this negative vibe

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 06:20 AM

I forgot to ask a while ago when it seemed like a good idea.

Punkgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlie- what happened to her?

It'd be one thing if she kept posting and stopped using AIM, or if she stopped posting and kept using AIM, but a mysterious disappearance from both at the same time?

It seems like someone referenced a post I never saw where she said the kind of thing I'd say about her enemies finding her online identity and holding it against her. But really, guys. If I posted a picture of her with a friend she sent me, every calorie spent on cognitive processes in the brains of every member of this forum would be allocated to hunting her down with the advanced internet creepiness tactics I would expect to find in the minds of our members.

Seriously, the fact that she laughed at my stupid obscure philosophical jokes* makes this a matter of great personal interest.

*I can think of one time when this happened, but since my memory of that era is hazy it's proper to assume that it was a daily occurrence.

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 06:21 AM

i didn't mean you gonna explode, i mean that you gonna trip to space in search for a better place to live like mars, meanwhile we the poor countries get toasted

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 06:23 AM

Wait, are ElPila666 and Asila both Pub characters and right now he's getting everything mixed up in his head?

'Cuz I really can't figure out what's going on.

At the very least, I feel hurt by that final green mr. yuck emoticon but I really don't know why.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by elpila666
i didn't mean you gonna explode, i mean that you gonna trip to space in search for a better place to live like mars, meanwhile we the poor countries get toasted

i dont want that to happen :( only super millionaires like lord british get to go into space anyways so its not like MOST of us are gonna get to go anytime soon :(

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 06:25 AM

"you gonna trip to space"

Hey guys, this would be really funny if this site were still associated with the anti-rave scene because there's still a rave scene in this funny parallel universe in my head.

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 06:26 AM

I think I've had people offer me pills and they tell me "take these and you gonna trip to space" is what I mean.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547171)
Wait, are ElPila666 and Asila both Pub characters and right now he's getting everything mixed up in his head?

'Cuz I really can't figure out what's going on.

At the very least, I feel hurt by that final green mr. yuck emoticon but I really don't know why.

i really hope not

no offence intended to various parties involved but i dont like being fooled by the internet and I WONT GET FOOL'D AGIN

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547174)
I think I've had people offer me pills and they tell me "take these and you gonna trip to space" is what I mean.

did they call them "melissas"

is that a slang for ecstasy, i'm wondering what i passed up (uh, like six-seven years ago)

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 06:38 AM

I should relate a fake event in my purported memory with a an actual event from my real memory and see if anyone catches on to how awkward it is.
----
No, the nurses called them Zyprexa.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 06:45 AM

man that shit is antagonistic at all KINDS of neurotransmitter receptors

what the fuck, zyprexa, does your daddy not respect you enough

you are the yngwie malmsteen of drugs, zyprexa

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547173)
"you gonna trip to space"

:lol Icannot be mad at you with such kind of irony, i don't know dude i justfeel that you have double personality, cause sometimes you write longunderstandables and boring post, and sometimes shorter and funny ones, they didn't seem to be writed by the same person, how many seths are there?

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 06:47 AM

ALL OF US

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 06:48 AM

What about Trapax with alcohol?, i heard that you can be raped and don't noticed a thing with it

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 06:51 AM

INTERESTING FACT: i attribute my current obsession with "laser tag" and resulting slight weight loss to the fact that i was taking mucuna pruriens supplements which contain a large amount of l-dopa (dopamine predecessors) when i first started playing and that i am now addicted to laser tag on purpose

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 06:52 AM

man i would stay away from trapax on general principles due to its being a benzodiazepine and therefore REALLY DANG ADDICTIVE

EDIT: PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY IT IS 3 AM AND I AM DRUNK AS A LORD

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 06:57 AM

I read "I-dopa" and thought it said "I-Doopa" and I thought that would be a pretty fantastic transformation of the website.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 07:00 AM

if i had the talent to, i would make a video for the faith no more track "woodpecker from mars" that involved an alien bird/parasite, astronauts, and zombified astronauts that serve as carriers for the bird/parasites that invade the earth and turn it into an enormous nest/hive

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547188)
I read "I-dopa" and thought it said "I-Doopa" and I thought that would be a pretty fantastic transformation of the website.

hahaha man that ties in with the whole previous roald dahl tack this thread took so well

oompa loompa doopa de doo, indeed

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 07:18 AM

Also, every male who has ever posted here would be pleased if she murdered her husband with a delicious cut of lamb.

Willie, I think I'm going to sleep now. I want you to quote that sentence so that it will be PRESERVED, as it certainly tests the limits of their "we don't ban people for saying things that we don't like as invididuals" policy.

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 07:28 AM

I like this short bus Seth

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 08:12 AM

Where's the lovely Pub Lover? :tear

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 08:36 AM

Ok, that's it, i'm gonna taped my keyboard for a while, today i have write enogh weirdo stuff, bye bye
GOOD MORNING
GOOD EVENING
GOOD AFTERNOON
GOOD NIGHT
:greenfacemoticon

Chojin Apr 9th, 2008 09:13 AM

Seven force just reported a post and I can't find him in the ban list after adding him twice.

Am I missing something here?

Chojin Apr 9th, 2008 09:24 AM

lol false alarm i just now saw that the ban list has a 2nd page

But what I meant by 'am i missing something here' is that I thought seven force was permabanned for something or another? Am I just remembering incorrectly?

MetalMilitia Apr 9th, 2008 09:30 AM

It does sound like something he'd do.

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 10:22 AM

ElPila666, I woke up extra early to tell you that your posts hurt my head.

Quote:

Wait, are ElPila666 and Asila both Pub characters and right now he's getting everything mixed up in his head?
Certainly not; I'd offer to pretend that this was so, but even I can't keep up with Pub's mood swings for any length of time.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547192)
Also, every male who has ever posted here would be pleased if she murdered her husband with a delicious cut of lamb.

Willie, I think I'm going to sleep now. I want you to quote that sentence so that it will be PRESERVED, as it certainly tests the limits of their "we don't ban people for saying things that we don't like as invididuals" policy.

OK

Zomboid Apr 9th, 2008 12:55 PM

omg dudes I am so hungover :(. I slept with two hot ladies though.

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 01:12 PM

yeah right :rolleyes

Dr. Boogie Apr 9th, 2008 01:17 PM

I thought sevenforce just stopped coming to the boards for some reason.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by zobmoid
omg dudes I am so hungover :(. I slept with two hot ladies though.

i'm hungover too, high five

Esuohlim Apr 9th, 2008 02:09 PM

I don't remember Seven Force being banned unless you count four years ago.

HickMan Apr 9th, 2008 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 547225)
omg dudes I am so hungover :(. I slept with two hot ladies though.

Welcome to the club, ma man!

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 02:26 PM

Whussup guys

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 02:33 PM

Whassup guys

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 02:38 PM

watchin Rep. Monique Davis go crazy 'bout some atheists, wudoin?

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 02:39 PM

Jesus Christ, either the forum or the school connection is sucking big time. Anyway,
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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547238)
Quote:

He was swimming in the Amazon River when he went head to head with the tiny parasite
hahahah

:lol

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 02:39 PM

watchin Rep. Monique Davis go crazy 'bout some atheists, wudoin?

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 02:40 PM

Drawing this fucking Smash brothers cartoon

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 547244)
Jesus Christ, either the forum or the school connection is sucking big time.

i think its the forums ;<

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 02:42 PM

i drew somethin for the first time in 2 years the other day, but i dont have a scanner to share :x

Moobs Apr 9th, 2008 02:43 PM

my mom bought me some chocolate with fruit and nuts in it when she KNOWS i like my chocolate plain imgonnakillher

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 02:44 PM

i drew somethin for the first time in 2 years the other day, but i dont have a scanner to share :x

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 02:46 PM


Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 02:47 PM

SHARING IS CARING

Moobs Apr 9th, 2008 02:47 PM

holy cr*p dude

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 02:50 PM


WELL NOW I FEEL INFERIOR, THANKS GUS >:

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 02:50 PM

It needs to hurry up and get fucking FINISHED, so I can get the other three cartoons done, but all that black background acts like a speedbump >:(

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 02:51 PM

Hey, check these guys out

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=40473310




I heard these guys playing at TJ Shaws a few months ago, they're awesome

I wanna see if I can track em down and do band art for them

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 02:54 PM

according to cnn we're more hated than muslims and gays ;<

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 03:00 PM

"we" as in, america?

RaNkeri Apr 9th, 2008 03:22 PM

NSFW-ish, RANKERI -don't do that again -mle
Spoilers!


:)

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 03:27 PM

DUDE! at work! >:

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547207)
ElPila666, I woke up extra early to tell you that your posts hurt my head.

:love holy guacamole am i popular among the babes now, that's pretty cool!

Pandajuice Apr 9th, 2008 03:37 PM

POP QUIZ!

Do they have guacamole in Argentina?

Guitar Woman Apr 9th, 2008 03:39 PM

elpila is the best poster on the forums

RaNkeri Apr 9th, 2008 03:45 PM

God damnit, now I feel like eating tortilla chips :(

Tadao Apr 9th, 2008 03:53 PM

Wasuup faggots

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pandajuice (Post 547266)
POP QUIZ!

Do they have guacamole in Argentina?


No, i took that phrase from the movie "Devil Rejects"

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 81351)
I've been on a medication for three months now which ambiguously warned of "sexual side effects". What this amounts to seems to be that my libido has been decapitated. Not literally... goddamn that would hurt. Even though I pay just as much attention as ever to any attractive lass I see, the thought of sex now rarely pops up in my mind. It should be obvious what else hasn't popped up in too long. In spite of a week of insomnia, I haven't had any desire to masturbate in the last ten days. It would make sense that I have decreased testerone levels, since I gained very little muscle from a very strenuous six weeks of working out and my facial hair seems to be growing slower.

I know I have no use for virility now that I'm not in a relationship, but I still think it's a good thing to have "just in case". Any suggestions?

...

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 04:58 PM

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i'm hungover too, high five
Ditto. At least I still remember everything from last night.
And seriously Pub, do you EVER get sleep?

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547288)
And seriously Pub, do you EVER get sleep?

Yeah, but not nearly enough.

Recent studies indicate that I'm putting myself at risk of future dementia. Good luck with that, Future Pub. You jerk. :emoticonindicatingsomeemotionidon'treallyfeelrigh tnow

Pandajuice Apr 9th, 2008 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547289)
Yeah, but not nearly enough.

Recent studies indicate that I'm putting myself at risk of future dementia. Good luck with that, Future Pub. You jerk. :emoticonindicatingsomeemotionidon'treallyfeelrigh tnow

Are you implying that you don't already suffer from some dementia?

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pandajuice (Post 547290)
Are you implying that you don't already suffer from some dementia?

HAHA, GOOD ONE BUDDY! YOU SURE GOT MY NUMBER! YOU'RE GOING TO FIT IN GREAT AROUND HERE!

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:10 PM

Get bent. >:

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:12 PM

haha, just kidding, you're good people. :)

Tadao Apr 9th, 2008 05:13 PM

Serious Pub Problems :'[

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 547294)
Serious Pub Problems :'[

Hardly serious.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 05:18 PM


executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 05:18 PM

serious momo problems

Hobo Renee Apr 9th, 2008 06:42 PM

Momo taro...bitches.

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 06:49 PM

:eek

Dr. Boogie Apr 9th, 2008 06:50 PM

I believe you're thinking of James and the Giant Peach.

Pandajuice Apr 9th, 2008 07:03 PM

What a peach!

Pandajuice Apr 9th, 2008 07:04 PM

And I don't mean the fruit!

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 07:39 PM

Hey PandaJuice, I can't seem to see your post in the 'NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another' thread.

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 07:55 PM

http://antid0te.imeem.com/music/VYDLUIRX/mugison_salt/ :o

Esuohlim Apr 9th, 2008 08:36 PM



<3

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 08:38 PM

I wish I wasn't too lazy to go and get a wireless adapter for my 360. Then I could say "hey I'm on Live" and I would be cool.

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 08:39 PM

:lol

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 08:39 PM

that :lol was for milhouse

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 08:45 PM

welcome our newest member Ambuttram >:

Tadao Apr 9th, 2008 09:14 PM

Yes, I like my Butt rammed in the AM

Chojin Apr 9th, 2008 09:15 PM

Okay so since no one can rememebr whether or not 7force should be banned, i went ahead and unbanned him.

This is sure to have been an excellent idea, you'll have to let me know how it turned out.

Tadao Apr 9th, 2008 09:16 PM

He'll banned in a week.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 547353)
Okay so since no one can rememebr whether or not 7force should be banned, i went ahead and unbanned him.

This is sure to have been an excellent idea, you'll have to let me know how it turned out.

I did this thing for a couple of months suggesting that he was permabanned. He didn't actually do anything though, he was just too busy to post.

Stop taking me so seriously, Homos.

Chojin Apr 9th, 2008 09:31 PM

maybe we should permaban pub for spreading libel

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:01 PM

The sound of no disagreement.

It stings. :(

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 10:03 PM

I'd disagree but you'd USE IT AGAINST ME I JUST KNOW IT

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:05 PM

It was a call for attention. Just by mentioning it you're feeding my unsociability.

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:33 PM

JUST ONE MORE POST PUB

JUST ONE MORE




YOU NEED US, PUB

WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS



YOU DON'T NEED AAAAANYBODY ELSE

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 10:35 PM

SQUAT THRUST

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:35 PM

:tear

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 547381)
SQUAT THRUST

:love

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547192)
Also, every male who has ever posted here would be pleased if she murdered her husband with a delicious cut of lamb.

Willie, I think I'm going to sleep now. I want you to quote that sentence so that it will be PRESERVED, as it certainly tests the limits of their "we don't ban people for saying things that we don't like as invididuals" policy.

I've said way worst on that subject.

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:41 PM

NO MORE PUMAS


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