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WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 12:34 AM

I'm piss broke right now so my only option to get drunk tonight is to take shots of captain morgan with a 20oz. coke. The times, they are rough.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 12:41 AM

Pip Viewing Thread
predict the next crappy spoofs movie

:( Don't do it!

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 02:44 AM

I'm well on my way to getting quite drunk on an eXtrem3 budget right now. Oh, how I wish I had money.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 02:52 AM

But what of tomorrow?

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 02:58 AM

I still have half a liter of Morgan left. I can scrape together enough dimes for a 2 liter of coke but come Monday gas is going to be a whole 'nother story.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:00 AM

Do you have a paypall account? I'll buy you a drink.

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:00 AM

So Tadao, what sort of blockbusters are playing on SciFi tomorrow night? Clearly I have no other option to get fucked up at home watching low budget movies.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:03 AM

09:00 AM
MOVIE
REPTILIAN

11:00 AM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE
MANTICORE

01:00 PM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE
CERBERUS

03:00 PM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE
GRYPHON

05:00 PM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE
GRENDEL

07:00 PM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE
SUPERGATOR

09:00 PM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE
COPPERHEAD

11:00 PM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE
SASQUATCH MOUNTAIN

01:00 AM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE
COPPERHEAD

03:00 AM
MOVIE
KOMODO VS. COBRA

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:03 AM

I don't have a paypal account anymore. I'll survive the weekend as I have a huge cup full of dimes and nickels (i already spent the quarters on loads of laundry). I get paid on tuesday but with a mountain of bills due the next 2 weeks will be very interesting.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:03 AM

I'm looking forward to Super Gator

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:07 AM

Didn't we already see Reptillian? Wasn't that the shitty T-Rex movie from about 2 months back?

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:09 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EViaMYpiPY

Supergator!

No I think that was Aztec Rex.

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:09 AM

Also you need to stop changing avatars every few weeks. You need to go back to the rabbit with the pancake on it's head. Your constant changes are too much for my simple mind to handle.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:11 AM

I was thinking about going back to Oolong the pancake wearing rabbit as a matter of fact. Maybe this weekend.

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 564554)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EViaMYpiPY

Supergator!

No I think that was Aztec Rex.

I love how the old man with the M-16 (or AR-15) is firing wildly on fully automatic, even though those rifles are single shot or 3 round burst only. I think we are in for a treat with Supergator.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:15 AM

Hehe, as an ex-electrician, I always look at wiring and call bullshit on things.

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:16 AM

So are you two hours behind me?

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:18 AM

Yeah, 11:15 right now. I'm waiting till midnight to see what announcement Blizzard.com makes.


WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:20 AM

That's too bad, it would be nice to be able to have some current banter going on during the SciFi masterpieces. I remember last time I got that shit mixed up and we were talking about two separate movies. Tadao, you are no good to me!

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:23 AM

part gator, part dinosaur, all cold-blooded killer

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:25 AM

Lol But FathomO was on your time I think.

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:27 AM

Yes he was, but who knows if his emo tendencies will allow him to watch some serious SciFi action.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:29 AM

Depends on if his mom is being a hippy or not.

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:30 AM

Poor kid needs to grow out of his Ninja Turtle half-shell and grow the fuck up.

Ps - I "lol'd" at your last post.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:36 AM

He'll do it. I think it's harder for him than it was for me. I was the son who left home at 16 and moved to Indiana. I did everything possible to stay away from home, but my parents where cool so they never instilled the whole "You'll never make it out there and you can't come back" thing. I was allowed to try and fail.

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:40 AM

Hopefully he will. He seems like a smart enough kid that just needs some experience in an independent lifestyle. Hopefully he'll go to college and wisen the fuck up and make his own life.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:43 AM

Heh, If I was him, I'd try convincing my hippy parents to let me tour Europe over the summer, but I am a Deadhead so of course I would.

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:46 AM

Ha, deadhead. Tough of gray man, grow that beard out. CHERRY GARCIA.

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:46 AM

I'm on shot number 12. My coke supplies are dwindling to a dangerous level. Please have mercy on my poor soul.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:49 AM

Yeah, I probably fucked Fathoms mom at a show once. I'm not a believer in peace though, I follow the laws of chaos. The animal kingdom has never lived in peace and harmony and to go against that would be just as bad as destroying the world with toxins.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:49 AM

It's almost 2, last call!

HickMan Jun 28th, 2008 03:50 AM

good morning guys. It's 2:49 and I gotta wake up for pt at 6. Goodnight!


xoxo

HickMan Jun 28th, 2008 03:51 AM

-Clayton

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:52 AM

Fuck last call. I have enough coke for maybe 3 more shots...allah willing. If push comes to major shove, I have a quarter bottle of Seagram's vodka on the fridge to drink but I don't know here I can find a chaser. I don't do Russian goods.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:53 AM

I'm on my last glass of vodka on the rocks. I gotta get some more for SciFi tomorrow.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 564576)
good morning guys. It's 2:49 and I gotta wake up for pt at 6. Goodnight!


xoxo

goodmornight to you too!

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 03:55 AM

You out?

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 03:57 AM

in about 3 mins

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 04:00 AM

weiner poopie

liquidstatik Jun 28th, 2008 04:01 AM

:lol

liquidstatik Jun 28th, 2008 04:01 AM

GUYS I AM SO BORED UGH

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 04:03 AM

Lol, no update, I'll look tomorrow morning. Cya in hell my friends :rock

liquidstatik Jun 28th, 2008 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 564511)
:lol I would be rad if the J was invisible until glow in the dark time.

:lol

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 04:31 AM

I'm on my last legs right now. Sadly i'm watching Bravo and the ginger named Kathy Griffen.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 28th, 2008 04:53 AM

Damn, I missed the banter. I thought for sure Supergator was going to be "Half-Gator....Half-Superman"

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 04:54 AM

Oh, you just wait till tomorrow. Supergator will be everything that we wish/hope for.

Esuohlim Jun 28th, 2008 05:00 AM

hi

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 28th, 2008 05:00 AM

I'm down for that.

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 05:06 AM

hi milhouse

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 05:11 AM

by milhouse

WhiteRat Jun 28th, 2008 02:12 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWDVW...eature=related

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 28th, 2008 08:40 PM

What's with all the guests?

Pub Lover Jun 28th, 2008 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 564515)
Pics or they don't exist

No! >:

That is unacceptable behavior.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 08:47 PM

03:00 PM
SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE
GRYPHON

was amusingly horrible

Pub Lover Jun 28th, 2008 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 564648)
Skorts look ok in front, but they make asses look really bad. Also, the shorts tend to ride up and you get this red, raw patch on your thighs- it's just too much damn fabric in one place.

Don't get me started on fucking scotchgard-ed school uniform skirts.

Tadao, your new mission is to get her started on that topic. :creepy

Pub Lover Jun 28th, 2008 08:59 PM


HickMan Jun 28th, 2008 09:04 PM

Sup guys. Pittsburgh is a dirty city

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 28th, 2008 09:08 PM

Just talked to someone in Pittsburgh, they said there was an intense storm.

Kitsa Jun 28th, 2008 10:43 PM

I'm bored and messing around with google street view. It's sorta creepy.

Kitsa Jun 28th, 2008 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 564653)
Tadao, your new mission is to get her started on that topic. :creepy

What? It's like wearing a sandpaper kilt.

HickMan Jun 28th, 2008 10:56 PM

I had to pick my buddy up from Pittsburgh. It's a terrible, terrible place.

liquidstatik Jun 28th, 2008 10:58 PM

storms :eek

Kitsa Jun 28th, 2008 11:03 PM

Pittsburgh's getting to be almost as charming as Detroit.

liquidstatik Jun 28th, 2008 11:38 PM

i just burped and vomit came up & burned my throat and nose and stuff :(

liquidstatik Jun 28th, 2008 11:39 PM

wait i think it was a hiccup idk

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 28th, 2008 11:51 PM

a vodkahiccup?

liquidstatik Jun 28th, 2008 11:54 PM

nu uh i think i ate too much pizza or something :x

HickMan Jun 29th, 2008 01:36 AM

Guys I just took a guy to a hospital from a party because I beat him up :x

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 02:15 AM

:lol you're supposed to either kill him or run, not take him to the hospital :x

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 29th, 2008 02:27 AM

So, copperhead is on and all I see is a wild west shoot-out. Except the guys are standing like 8 feet away. Up, man down.

HickMan Jun 29th, 2008 03:16 AM

I broke his leg though :x

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 03:24 AM

awesome :x

HickMan Jun 29th, 2008 03:44 AM

I almost puked from the sound but w/e I'm going to bed guys gnight


xoxo

Tadao Jun 29th, 2008 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 564685)
So, copperhead is on and all I see is a wild west shoot-out. Except the guys are standing like 8 feet away. Up, man down.

Yeah that was a horrible one.

Esuohlim Jun 29th, 2008 04:21 AM

8)

Kitsa Jun 29th, 2008 08:45 AM

I watched like the last 15 mins of Copperhead and it was by far the dumbest piece of shit I've ever seen.

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 564653)
Tadao, your new mission is to get her started on that topic. :creepy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 564659)
What? It's like wearing a sandpaper kilt.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 564682)
It'll keep the rape evidence from sticking to the clothes.

I was talking to T-Dawg.

HickMan Jun 29th, 2008 01:29 PM

Make something happen in this thread

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 01:41 PM

Go have a threesome and then tell us about it. In loveline, not in here.

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 01:42 PM

Also, shut up. >:

HickMan Jun 29th, 2008 01:47 PM

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT MY THREESOMES WHEREVER I WANT JERKWAD

HickMan Jun 29th, 2008 01:48 PM

sry about the jerkwad comment

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 03:08 PM

Next time have it include another dude, that would be hot. I'd prefer it if it was you and two dudes, but you gotta ease some guys into homosexuality slowly.

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 03:09 PM

slow and steady wins the, uh, gay love.

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 03:18 PM

It's so easy to get carried away and just pound it in. :tear

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 564715)
My main problem was there were TWO buttons specifically for an action that did nothing to help you out.
Hell, there were times in the middle of a gunfight that I'd hit the button accidentally and end up breaking BOTH our covers just so our guys could air guitar.
That was pretty dumb.
And the aggro thing was pretty dumb.
It went to far; if they just concentrated MORE on the guy firing, and threw less bullets at the other guy, it'd have worked.
But your guy went completely invisible; that was dumb.

tl;dr it had a good idea, but poor implements.

You have an odd idea of what qualifies as [i]too long[/I, as for didn't read? Well, be assured most of your posts get that treatment no matter the length.

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 564726)
Jeez. Was that guy okay?

No, he died. :tear

AND WE DNACED ON HIS GODDAMNED GRAVE! >:

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 03:25 PM

dnace Audio Help [dnarse] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, dnaced, dnac·ing, noun
–verb 1. to be really stupid on the internet: Pub Lover liked to dnace all the time. :(

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 03:27 PM

May I have this dnace?

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 03:37 PM

PUB LOVER :HIFIVE

liquidstatik Jun 29th, 2008 03:43 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cJQEkyMwX8 oh man scene sluts making out :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 29th, 2008 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 564733)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cJQEkyMwX8 oh man scene sluts making out :eek

And that's what's wrong with America.

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 04:09 PM

That video should have ended with a notice that everyone that watched it is goilg to hell/jail.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 564730)
May I have this dnace?

Nothing seems to stop you. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 564732)
PUB LOVER :HIFIVE

LIQUIDSTATIK :HIFIVE

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 04:12 PM

No matter how many times I fuck up my typing, I'm not going to start proofreading it as I have a headache, plus lots of stupidity.

Fun fact; my task right now is to proofread something that I have written.

When I get paid for my shitty posts I'll... hate myself just a little bit more.

MetalMilitia Jun 29th, 2008 04:22 PM

Pub Lover your profile says you're a journalist, is that true or is that just what you tell your parents so they don't try and force you into becoming a real person with a job and stuff?

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:25 PM

I'm sorry if I upset you Pub Lover lets settle this with a game of dnace dnace revolution!

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 564738)
Pub Lover your profile says you're a journalist, is that true or is that just what you tell your parents so they don't try and force you into becoming a real person with a job and stuff?

It is true. :(

Even a bad jounalist, is still a journalist. :(

I'll edit my profile to say something like Troll, or idiot or drunkard later.

ALSOS LOL @ PARANTS GIVING A DAMN :(

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 564739)
I'm sorry if I upset you Pub Lover lets settle this with a game of dnace dnace revolution!

Are you Fathom Zero or something? >:

wobzire Jun 29th, 2008 04:32 PM

No. I'm just bored and annoying. Is he a bad guy?

MetalMilitia Jun 29th, 2008 04:32 PM

What do you write about? Are you doing an exposé on Internet sub-culture? Is that why you seem to be here 24/7?

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 564742)
No. I'm just bored and annoying. Is he a bad guy?

No, he's a great guy with a sad, sad family life.

You're not very annoying.


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