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Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 11:00 PM


Pub. I demand you make a Merry Christmas thread as you are in the future an an elder. Do it before some dillweed does.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 11:02 PM

Dedicated to me :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fW4Des7kO4

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 603881)
Pub. I demand you make a Merry Christmas thread as you are in the future an an elder. Do it before some dillweed does.

Oh man, I hate making threads. :x I've used the same birthday thread for fives years.

If that thread was a child, it would be able to outwit me. :(

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 11:20 PM

an an elder? That like an unvetted vet? :lol

Man I an a terrible person.

[that pic of my pants but not spoilered]

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 23rd, 2008 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 603866)
It is Christmas eve here & I'll be as miserable as I want. >:

BTW Ghost, did you say you were bisexual? PLZ POST A PIC OF YOU IN YER UNDERPANTS PLZ! :)

I thought you must have at least seen the picture of me wearing nothing but a coffee mug?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 603867)
No way, Cheers was way better than The Young Ones

Young Ones was way better than cheers :posh

Aaarg Dec 23rd, 2008 11:23 PM

Today I saw the license plate "MIJET" which I assume was supposed to mean "my jet" since it was on a sporty little BMW--but of course me and the rest of the world sees "midget."

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 11:23 PM

FUck the Vets, once the become vets they do nothing. Yeah I'm looking at you Esu!

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 11:23 PM

Lol I saw Midget right away.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 11:32 PM

Lol, I despoiled a holiday classic with my boxered wang Merry cuntmass. Hahah I am so clever. I'm like 14 ior something skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 11:34 PM

(7:31:49 PM) KitsuneDS: dude what the fuck is your deal
(7:32:00 PM) KitsuneDS: I didn't even personally attack you man
(7:32:07 PM) KitsuneDS: you need to lay the fuck off, OK?
(7:32:13 PM) Tadao: OMG OMG ARE YOU HAWT!
(7:32:13 PM) kitsuneds is now known as KitsuneDS.

(7:32:22 PM) KitsuneDS: ?
(7:32:27 PM) KitsuneDS: no...?
(7:32:38 PM) Tadao: Your ugly then? Go awy ugly
(7:32:54 PM) KitsuneDS: look, why are you trolling me on mockery
(7:33:02 PM) KitsuneDS: what the fuck did i do to you?
(7:33:28 PM) Tadao: Take up your complaint with the fat ugly department. I only serve the hawt here.
(7:33:37 PM) KitsuneDS: no
(7:33:39 PM) KitsuneDS: actually
(7:33:45 PM) KitsuneDS: im going to keep talking to you
(7:33:52 PM) KitsuneDS: until we're friends :3

Blocked :x

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 603890)
I thought you must have at least seen the picture of me wearing nothing but a coffee mug?

Coffee mugs are not the theme of the day. ;)

Also, that was SEXALICIOUS, SO MOAR PLZ



Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 603890)
Young Ones was way better than cheers

I've seen more episodes of Cheers, but I remember more plots of Young Ones.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 11:38 PM

No way dood, Woody lives forever while Neil and the gang do bit parts.

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 11:41 PM

Young Ones was okay. I mean, Motorhead. MOTORHEAD.

My fave always has been, and always will be, Father Ted.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 23rd, 2008 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 603902)
Coffee mugs are not the theme of the day. ;)

Also, that was SEXALICIOUS, SO MOAR PLZ


I'll see if I can find the one right after I got my chest tattoo done.


I've seen more episodes of Cheers, but I remember more plots of Young Ones.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 603904)
No way dood, Woody lives forever while Neil and the gang do bit parts.


Rik Mayall got kinda fat for a while, but now he has a sweet mustache and goatee. I remember him rocking a spaniard now.

Sam the mailman didn't do anything.

I guess Frasier made the most out of his character and all.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 11:44 PM

Nah, Woody went on to directing.

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 11:45 PM

Sam the Mailman hosts a show in which he drives an RV from tourist trap to tourist trap and takes factory tours to teach us all how soup gets canned, and shit like that.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 23rd, 2008 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 603907)
Nah, Woody went on to directing.

Anything good?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 603908)
Sam the Mailman hosts a show in which he drives an RV from tourist trap to tourist trap and takes factory tours to teach us all how soup gets canned, and shit like that.

Awesome! Is it on the learning or discovery channel?

Also, does he wear his mailman garb? I kinda remember seeing him on this but very vaguely.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 11:48 PM

You never saw that show? Travel Channel I think. All American bullshit though :(

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 11:51 PM

http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Made_in_America

Esuohlim Dec 23rd, 2008 11:58 PM

Hey tadao stop being so mean to Kumsitucnaexus, or not, whatever, who cares

Esuohlim Dec 23rd, 2008 11:59 PM

Fuck y'all

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 11:59 PM

:p If he/she/fox was hawt I would have listened to it.

DevilWearsPrada Dec 24th, 2008 12:00 AM

esuohlim is a stickler for internet trannies and anime/fur fags

Colonel Flagg Dec 24th, 2008 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 603908)
Sam the Mailman hosts a show in which he drives an RV from tourist trap to tourist trap and takes factory tours to teach us all how soup gets canned, and shit like that.

Yes, that show belongs on FOX or something, for all the flagwaving. I'm surprised they didn't get Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity to host it.

Ratzenberger was better as Cliffy, though. I miss Cheers. :(

Tadao Dec 24th, 2008 12:03 AM

Hehe remember the Jeopardy episode, That was one of the bestest.

Colonel Flagg Dec 24th, 2008 12:12 AM

My fave was when Cliffy's mom tried to adopt Woody. It worked as a drinking game - every time she said the word "hips" you'd down a shot. :inebriated

Colonel Flagg Dec 24th, 2008 12:27 AM

Ooops. :troutslap

:pagebrak

Tadao Dec 24th, 2008 12:32 AM

On the Young ones, I'm almost positive Vyvyan played the Burser (or some wizard) on the first Discworld game.

Tadao Dec 24th, 2008 12:35 AM

I mean Neil :(

Nigel is the reader for the audiobook editions of many of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. He also appeared in the television adaptations of both Terry Pratchett's Hogfather and The Colour of Magic, as well as performing as a voice artist in the game Discworld Noir. Discworld Audiobooks narrated by Nigel Planer include (with number in parentheses indicating order of the book in the Discworld series):

DevilWearsPrada Dec 24th, 2008 12:47 AM

I win some kind of award

Pub Lover Dec 24th, 2008 01:51 AM

DWP, have we seen yer picture yet? May I suggest you take one of you in yer underwear?

Unless ya're a girl, then nevermind. :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 603927)
I got about 70 bucks so far. Gonna buy some hella Discworld

Y'are such a nerdy fag. :rolleyes

Tadao Dec 24th, 2008 01:53 AM

From the dirty things loveline post, I have a feeling it is considered kiddie porn.

Esuohlim Dec 24th, 2008 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 603964)
Y'are such a nerdy fag. :rolleyes

And? >:

What else am I going to buy some comic books or '80s action figures like 60% of the people on this site :rolleyes

Esuohlim Dec 24th, 2008 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry Nirvana (Post 603935)
- Ocarina of Time T-Shirt

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

DevilWearsPrada Dec 24th, 2008 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 603965)
From the dirty things loveline post, I have a feeling it is considered kiddie porn.

I was operating the photosensitive recorder

Tadao Dec 24th, 2008 02:10 AM

Yeah but your crew is a little young unless you are the candy van man.

DevilWearsPrada Dec 24th, 2008 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 603964)
DWP, have we seen yer picture yet? May I suggest you take one of you in yer underwear?

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 575192)

I'm 17, they're all mostly 16

Pub Lover Dec 24th, 2008 02:32 AM

Mister S, you are right. Everyone in this site is a lousy nerd. Begin the bannings.
Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 603975)
lol ok!

You wouldn't know what to do with CiG if you had her. :rolleyes

Tadao Dec 24th, 2008 02:34 AM

I'd smoke her.

Guitar Woman Dec 24th, 2008 02:46 AM

CiG wanna /ss/

Supafly345 Dec 24th, 2008 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 603966)
And? >:

What else am I going to buy some comic books or '80s action figures like 60% of the people on this site :rolleyes

You could fix your car or put in a killer sound system and flames on the side.

bigtimecow Dec 24th, 2008 04:50 AM

so sup guys

it's mad late, watching dude wheres my car, nerding out on the laptops with sandra

:D

bigtimecow Dec 24th, 2008 05:23 AM

MY TIMING FOR THIS THREAD NEEDS TO BE FIXED

FUCK YOU GUYS

merry christmas!

liquidstatik Dec 24th, 2008 05:27 AM


HickMan Dec 24th, 2008 09:11 AM

SUP DANNY

Dixie Dec 24th, 2008 11:56 AM

What does /ss/ mean?
You guys know I'm retarded.

Misdemonar Dec 24th, 2008 12:17 PM

SUPER SEX

pac-man Dec 24th, 2008 01:01 PM


Kitsa Dec 24th, 2008 02:06 PM

club supersexe!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TncdhLGjFTE

Kitsa Dec 24th, 2008 02:22 PM




10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 24th, 2008 02:58 PM

I just saw a commercial for the snuggies. I didn't know they were just a backwards robe. They do look comfy as shit though.

pac-man Dec 24th, 2008 04:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0
"God damnit! I want the remote, but I don't want to take my arm from underneath the blanket. Aaargh!"

The 21st century muumuu. Now you can shit with your blanket on.

Kitsa Dec 24th, 2008 05:20 PM

I thought that it looked sort of nice, but I was a bit thrown when they showed kids and adults wearing it (in decent proportion) and the voiceover said, "One size fits all"

DevilWearsPrada Dec 24th, 2008 06:31 PM

I like how the chick in the beginning looks and acts like she's literally freezing to death quickly

Shrubfest Dec 24th, 2008 07:39 PM

20 minutes to christmas....

OOOOOOH.

Hot chocolate time!

Tadao Dec 24th, 2008 07:40 PM

I thought you had yours already.

Fathom Zero Dec 24th, 2008 08:15 PM

6 hrs. here.

Kitsa Dec 24th, 2008 08:21 PM

I made Tadao black and nobody cared!

Tadao Dec 24th, 2008 08:25 PM

Racist!

Tadao Dec 24th, 2008 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604062)

I can't figure it out, but it looks like one of those pimp character on Fridays or something with hair straightner.

Kitsa Dec 24th, 2008 08:42 PM

It's your pic, I just matched the skin tones to the kid's arms.


Tadao Dec 24th, 2008 08:56 PM

Just messin with you nutty lady, Merry Xmas.

Dixie Dec 24th, 2008 09:34 PM

I'm tempted to take a picture of one of my blood clots and photoshopping a little Santa hat on it.
But I don't think anyone else would enjoy it.
Except maybe Jeanette.

Kitsa Dec 24th, 2008 09:45 PM

are you ok CiG? It seems like you just had your last period a week ago.

Tadao Dec 25th, 2008 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604121)
k, this is for fans of the Garage Sale Bathroom Incident, who chortled at my suffering.



...and yes, that is pretty much what it looked like.

At least the toilet lid was closed to keep the smell minimal.

liquidstatik Dec 25th, 2008 02:47 AM


liquidstatik Dec 25th, 2008 02:48 AM


liquidstatik Dec 25th, 2008 02:50 AM


Tadao Dec 25th, 2008 03:26 AM

Hi Danny

Aaarg Dec 25th, 2008 04:34 AM

way to break the internats

liquidstatik Dec 25th, 2008 06:09 AM

sup tadao

Tadao Dec 25th, 2008 06:14 AM

NO YOU SHUT UP! How ya been doing? You've been quite lately. You hiding from the popo?

Kitsa Dec 25th, 2008 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 604131)
At least the toilet lid was closed to keep the smell minimal.


I think it was. I don't remember. I do remember shit actually dripping from the ceiling and at that point I pretty much blacked out.

There were shit-footprints on the floor and shit handprints on everything she'd touched....toilet handle, tp roll, drawers, towels....she'd even hand-over-handed it down the countertop to get to the door (also covered with shit on the inside, but not pictured)

The big mystery to me is, she asked me to bring her clothes in there because her white suit was ruined (stupid me, thought she'd just pissed herself). I brought her a long skirt. It was one of those hippie-style skirts that fans out; how did she get that on and get out, being a frail old lady, without getting shit on it? I didn't smell it on her as they pushed by me to get out of the house.

Kitsa Dec 25th, 2008 10:02 AM

Also, Liquid, not that you actually speak to me or anything, but does that kid's sweatshirt say PENIS in the first pic?

liquidstatik Dec 25th, 2008 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 604150)
NO YOU SHUT UP! How ya been doing? You've been quite lately. You hiding from the popo?

nah this place got borin' for a while

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604155)
Also, Liquid, not that you actually speak to me or anything, but does that kid's sweatshirt say PENIS in the first pic?

lol i think it does D:

& I SPEAK TO YOUA LL THE TIME :rolleyes

Kitsa Dec 25th, 2008 12:01 PM

no you don't


Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2008 05:11 PM

Yeah, he does. Shouting at yer monitor counts.

I speak to the president all the time.

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2008 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 604179)
There will still be a crotch to punch either way.

Not if God put his brain in a robot body with trackwheels instead of legs.

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2008 05:24 PM

Happy Birthday, BLEU (20). :)

I am sorry you are not a teenager anymore. :(

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2008 05:26 PM

Happy Birthday, Meester Mockery. :)

I am sorry about all the stuff I do wrong. ;(

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2008 05:28 PM

I treat Birthdays like the Eighth Step or something.

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2008 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 604165)
I got a complete set of star wars keychains :O

Get a matching number of body piercings and adorn yer adonic self with the nerdy bling.

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2008 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 604175)

THIS IS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS

Tough Break, Pal. :(

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2008 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604103)
For a second I thought it said Gran Turismo and thought it was some adaptation of the game.

Me too!. :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ant10708 (Post 604168)
great post kitsa

Tell me about it. :rolleyes
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604180)
yeah except I was serious which just makes me a dumbass.

Oh. :(


Wanna get married, Kitsa?

Mockery Dec 25th, 2008 06:45 PM


Fathom Zero Dec 25th, 2008 07:07 PM

D'ja ever wonder what Christmas is made of?

Aaarg Dec 25th, 2008 07:17 PM

Oh snap! Edit me into a picture of me!

Kitsa Dec 25th, 2008 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 604201)

Wanna get married, Kitsa?


'fraid I can't, pub...you're possibly gay and certainly already betrothed to shrub.

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 604214)
jenette mccurdy

Don't break this resolution. >:

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2008 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604227)
'fraid I can't, pub...you're possibly gay and certainly already betrothed to shrub.

Gay guys can marry ladies. :(

I think Shrub said no? :(

Kitsa Dec 25th, 2008 08:21 PM

Well, sure they can, but why would they want to? Isn't there some handsome young lad you fancy?

Fathom Zero Dec 25th, 2008 08:22 PM

Jake Busey. >:

:(

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2008 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 604221)
My people thank you for your thread, fluffymix

Ye're Jewish now, Mister Santatini? :eek


Spoilers!

Kitsa Dec 25th, 2008 08:31 PM

since the advent of Google I've been less impressed with peoples knowledge.

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2008 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 604235)
Jake Busey. >:

:(


Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2008 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604237)
since the advent of Google I've been less impressed with peoples knowledge.

My first idea was to say "A Santatini sounds like a pretty good drink" but then I wondered if I had been preempted in it's creation, it doesn't sound as good as what I was imagining, but then I drink gasoline.

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2008 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604233)
Well, sure they can, but why would they want to?

Marriage isn't all about sex. Infact, I hear there isn't any at all, and that suits me fine.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604233)
Isn't there some handsome young lad you fancy?

Yeah, but acting on such impulses is contrary to the tenets of my faith. :(

Tadao Dec 25th, 2008 08:42 PM

:( But I luv you

Dixie Dec 25th, 2008 11:14 PM

Yeah Kitsa I'm fine, my robot body is just adjusting to the atmosphere here on Earth and pretending to be a real girl.

(Birth control wearing off, need more)

Tadao Dec 25th, 2008 11:17 PM

:( But I luv you


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