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HickMan Dec 25th, 2008 11:42 PM

merry xmas guys hope it was goood 4 u

Tadao Dec 25th, 2008 11:52 PM

I luv your butt :(

DevilWearsPrada Dec 26th, 2008 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 604266)
merry xmas guys hope it was goood 4 u

You know it might not be that bad, you were the best I'd ever had :love

HickMan Dec 26th, 2008 01:13 AM

No one on the corner has swagga like us :lol

pac-man Dec 26th, 2008 01:38 AM

Merry Xmas

Pub Lover Dec 26th, 2008 03:48 AM

Aww, Microshock is getting older. :adorable


Or maybe it is just that he needs a haircut? :confused

Pub Lover Dec 26th, 2008 03:49 AM

Pheonix Gamma has too much anime on his photobucket, I didn't need that.

Pub Lover Dec 26th, 2008 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 604258)
MAKE IMOCKERY UNBEARABLE

Race ya! :eek

Pub Lover Dec 26th, 2008 04:08 AM

RIP Eartha Kitt. :(

You were always my favourite Catwoman.

Esuohlim Dec 26th, 2008 04:27 AM

Even though I believe North Face apparel is for douchebags, I can't help but think that I look damn spiffy in my new douchebag jacket >:

Also to complement my hipster fag outfit I received some skinny-fit jeans thanks a lot mom >: >:

Esuohlim Dec 26th, 2008 04:29 AM

MAYBE TOMORROW I'LL GET A FAUX HAWK AND POST PICTURES OF MY KISSY FACES

Zomboid Dec 26th, 2008 05:36 AM

Also, get a messenger bag if you don't already have one. That's a pretty effective way to complete the look.

Kitsa Dec 26th, 2008 09:33 AM

Is this going to be one of those Planet of the Apes endings where he was a douchebag all along?

Fathom Zero Dec 26th, 2008 01:38 PM



holy fuck

Fathom Zero Dec 26th, 2008 01:41 PM



:love

Tadao Dec 26th, 2008 04:27 PM



Bunbun no ears.

DevilWearsPrada Dec 26th, 2008 04:32 PM

guinea pig

Kitsa Dec 26th, 2008 05:33 PM

It appears to be a bunbun.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 26th, 2008 06:15 PM

Did he lose his ears in his new years party hat?

Also, he's the perfect rabbit to pull out of a hat to freak children out at a party. Just pull out some fake rabbit ears out of a hat and then show the children the bunny in the hat...with no ears.

Tadao Dec 26th, 2008 07:22 PM

Nah, that party bunny is a different one. This one was born without ears, or so says the telegraph.

Kitsa Dec 26th, 2008 07:26 PM

That thing that happened in California the other day (the guy dressing as santa, shooting a kid in the face when she opened the door, then proceeding to kill the family, burn their house down, and go home and kill himself) was horrible.

WTF is wrong with people? He needed medication hardcore. At the very least.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 26th, 2008 07:45 PM

I think he's going to need much more than that. Maybe Lazarus RX night time.

New Sherlock Holmes movie anounced Kitsa. Excited much?

Kitsa Dec 26th, 2008 08:02 PM

y'know, I was never much for Sherlock Holmes :/

Except, of course, for The Red-headed League.

Pub Lover Dec 26th, 2008 08:42 PM

:lol @ Asila/Kitsa confusion.

Pub Lover Dec 26th, 2008 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604363)
That thing that happened in California the other day (the guy dressing as santa, shooting a kid in the face when she opened the door, then proceeding to kill the family, burn their house down, and go home and kill himself) was horrible.

This doesn't happen enough.

Pub Lover Dec 26th, 2008 08:45 PM


Tadao Dec 26th, 2008 08:52 PM

All of California needs to be murdered and burned :x

Fathom Zero Dec 26th, 2008 09:04 PM

Someone needs to set Greece on fire again.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 26th, 2008 09:49 PM

If someone does set Greece on fire I hope they don't try and put it out with water this time.

WhiteRat Dec 26th, 2008 10:23 PM

Found this at a closed down gas station near Pensacola:

Tadao Dec 26th, 2008 10:30 PM

Words to live by.

Kitsa Dec 27th, 2008 01:03 AM

I don't get the me/Asila confusion. I don't think we're alike at all.

Guitar Woman Dec 27th, 2008 01:24 AM

The difference is Asila never posts because she's too busy nerding it up on GameDamage

Tadao Dec 27th, 2008 01:26 AM


HickMan Dec 27th, 2008 02:47 AM

NEEERDS

Esuohlim Dec 27th, 2008 02:47 AM

My new ipod charger makes a weird buzzing noise while plugged in :(

Tadao Dec 27th, 2008 03:33 AM

Have you tried unplugging it?

Esuohlim Dec 27th, 2008 04:16 AM

No >:

Or better yet maybe I should stop trying to steal its honey lol

Sam Dec 27th, 2008 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 604386)
Found this at a closed down gas station near Pensacola:



EAT PUSSY

Zomboid Dec 27th, 2008 04:36 AM

YES SAM, WE REMEMBER :rolleyes

Sam Dec 27th, 2008 04:37 AM

ZOMBOID

liquidstatik Dec 27th, 2008 04:37 AM


Sam Dec 27th, 2008 04:37 AM

EAT PUSSY

Zomboid Dec 27th, 2008 04:37 AM

RANKERI

Sam Dec 27th, 2008 04:38 AM


liquidstatik Dec 27th, 2008 04:38 AM


Zomboid Dec 27th, 2008 04:38 AM

:rolleyes

Zomboid Dec 27th, 2008 04:39 AM

I'd bone that cow-chick.

Sam Dec 27th, 2008 04:39 AM

EAT COW PUSSY

Sam Dec 27th, 2008 04:40 AM

I GOT SOME MILK FOR HER

Zomboid Dec 27th, 2008 04:41 AM

COCK MILK ON HER COW FACE

liquidstatik Dec 27th, 2008 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 604422)
I'd bone that cow-chick.

Yeah :(

Sam Dec 27th, 2008 04:41 AM

SOME COCK MILK COW FACE EAT PUSSY ACTION

Sam Dec 27th, 2008 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 604422)
I'd bone that cow-chick.

NOW I UNDERSTAND SO MUCH ABOUT YOU ARE ALWAYS LINKING ME TO SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FUCKING TAILS WHILE KNUCKLES GIVES HIM HIS NAMESAKE. >:

Esuohlim Dec 27th, 2008 11:27 AM

HEY I'M GOING TO BE GONE FOR A WEEK

ENJOY THE INTENSE LACK OF MODERATION AROUND HERE WHILE I'M GONE SINCE CHOJIN WANTS TO IGNORE MY PMs

MetalMilitia Dec 27th, 2008 11:52 AM

Make Pub Lover a mod.

bigtimecow Dec 27th, 2008 02:35 PM

so how banned danny? mofuckas

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 27th, 2008 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604394)
I don't get the me/Asila confusion. I don't think we're alike at all.

I forgot which one of you two liked Sherlock Holmes.

executioneer Dec 27th, 2008 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 604479)
so how banned danny? mofuckas

probably whichever mod saw his picture of a lady drinking jizz from a dog's cock first :lol

Tadao Dec 27th, 2008 04:33 PM

hehehe

Guitar Woman Dec 27th, 2008 05:41 PM

I got a gay haircut and donated my hair to help cancer kids not look stupid

I look like a pretentious hipster but at least one child will have a lovely wig to wear

Pub Lover Dec 27th, 2008 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 604446)
I HATE WILLIE TOO

How do you feel about dick?

bigtimecow Dec 27th, 2008 09:41 PM

he told me it was a girl drinking cow's milk but HEY I'M JUST SAYIN

Pub Lover Dec 27th, 2008 09:45 PM

I couldn't tell what that picture was. :(

I sure as hell wouldn't put a dude on the ban for it.

However, he did post CiG's cleavage in here unspoilered and that shit is nasty, so the ban stands. :modruling

Pub Lover Dec 27th, 2008 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 604445)
either way this isn't even a bad enough example of parenting to warrant a news article, let me know when they cut his dick off for christmas ok

Is this the same situation as yer hankerin for placenta?

MetalMilitia Dec 27th, 2008 11:21 PM

I made a thread somewhere about how much I hated New Years eve. Someone relied with this:

Quote:

On new year's eve I'll be having a blast, drinking warm sake, listening to J-pop and watching anime with my mates.
This guy must be such an annoying loser in real life.

Pub Lover Dec 27th, 2008 11:23 PM

They are broken lonely men waiting to watch women who won't touch them take off their clothes.

Pub Lover Dec 27th, 2008 11:27 PM

When I read Max Burbank my face stiffens, my eyes unfocus and drift downwards, and then I reread the line and smile.

An hour ago, when I decided to post that quote, I was hoping someone would say something like you just did, Steve.

Pub Lover Dec 27th, 2008 11:29 PM

Does my collection of action figures and soft toys count as friends? Because I'll drink warm beer, listen to Britney Spears, and watch Thundercats on New Year's if it makes me as cool as that guy.

MetalMilitia Dec 27th, 2008 11:31 PM

Yeah there's nothing wrong with a good old fashioned "lame stuff" party.

MetalMilitia Dec 27th, 2008 11:34 PM

This thread is pretentious.

Guitar Woman Dec 27th, 2008 11:39 PM

I like New Year's Eve a lot.

Sam Dec 27th, 2008 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 604544)
On new year's eve I'll be having a blast, drinking warm sake, listening to J-pop and watching anime with my mates.

:rolleyes

Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 01:06 AM

Does this mean that Max is now employed?

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 01:18 AM

That was the implication I took from his post in the Secret Santa thread.

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 01:19 AM


Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 02:00 AM

I know you've heard of the movie Dogs in Space Pub, right?

Guitar Woman Dec 28th, 2008 02:54 AM

GIGA PUDDING

Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 04:37 AM

Would something like this make you cry Pub?

http://chat.parachat.com/chat/login....600&height=400

Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 06:29 AM


Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 06:33 AM


Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 604568)
Would something like this make you cry Pub?

http://chat.parachat.com/chat/login....600&height=400

When is everyone on at the same time?

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 09:12 AM

Can I play my gamecube games with the wii remote?

Because if I have to use the gamecube controller, I'm just going to use my cube and my new wii can go to hell.

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 604558)
I know you've heard of the movie Dogs in Space Pub, right?

Nope.

I have not, Mister Edit.

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 604562)
I had hot sex with a mexican momma that I worked with one night. In the morning I had to go to work. I showered, got dressed and kissed her deeply and said "Don't steal anything."

You had something worth stealing?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 604579)
Don't tell me you have never made you lover laugh. I feel sorry for you if you think life is all suit and tie.

What if I haven't and think life is all crazy and depressed?

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 09:33 AM

I'm going to sleep. So, that's 10-16 hours right there. However I'm leaving that chatpane open, so if you shout loud, you might wake me.

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 09:52 AM

nvrmnd, laptop hums 2 much 4 sleep


plus, ytf would either u or i wanna talk in real time, we both h8 me, so i'll spare us both.


assole

MetalMilitia Dec 28th, 2008 12:15 PM



Laugh out loud cats

Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 604591)
Nope.

I have not, Mister Edit.

It said Dods in space :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 604593)
You had something worth stealing?

The funny part is that I didn't.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 604595)
plus, ytf would either u or i wanna talk in real time, we both h8 me, so i'll spare us both.


assole

I meant if there was a bunch of us at once, but there never is.

Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 01:31 PM

Yay for drinking and posting.

Kitsa Dec 28th, 2008 05:54 PM

I went to bed ok and woke up feeling like shit...isn't the reverse supposed to happen?

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 604626)
Your mom is cooler than you.

No way! His mom had sex with Jake Busey. :x

Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 08:55 PM

Which means she likes to get wasted enough that it sounds like a good idea.

DevilWearsPrada Dec 28th, 2008 08:55 PM

Is he frequently aggressive in situations that don't call for it?

Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 08:56 PM

Who? Jake Busey or Pub?

Fathom Zero Dec 28th, 2008 08:57 PM

FUCKING SICK :X

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 08:58 PM

I know I am. :(

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 604632)
FUCKING SICK :X

I am also this. :(

Kitsa Dec 28th, 2008 09:59 PM

Fresh off watching yet another WWII documentary, I can't help but wonder...

is there anything new that can be said about Hitler?

Colonel Flagg Dec 28th, 2008 10:25 PM

When I was in high school, I knew a guy who was in army intelligence in WWII - he was among the first American soldiers to infiltrate German High Command. As such soldiers could take whatever they wanted with impunity, he ended up with an incredible collection of Nazi memorabilia. My class had the fortune to see the entire collection - it was at once impressive, astonishing, revolting and nauseating. Not all at the same time.


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