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Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 12:01 AM



:rolleyes @ pagebrak counting.

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 605297)
I was talking to my ex-girlfriend's mom today (who works at a safeway as a cashier) and on the day before xmas both Andy Dick and George Takei were in her line :0

George Takei is A list you queerhating, pertbutted bigot. >:

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 12:11 AM

It could have been food poisoning. Only, with a couple of exceptions, the bf has eaten the same stuff the past few days and hasn't been sick at all.

We did eat at a Mexican place that got in trouble for food poisoning before, but that was an isolated incident (sick worker didn't wash hands) and the place has been very clean ever since.

Dunno ...?

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 12:30 AM

Has your beefcake husband got a better immune system than you?

You're always playing yours down, Honey. So it could be that he can tolerate more fecal matter in his food.

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 12:48 AM

If only we had a medical forum.


Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 605314)
I gotta think you are a made up character. If you want anyone to take you seriously as a real person here, your gonna have to hold a sign saying "Stop Stalking Me Pub!" Wearing that same shirt.

I really hate that most forums now make it so you need to sign in to see poster profiles.

She posts at SA. Do we still hate them? They don't know who we are, so hating them is a bit silly.

Willie is the new mod and Chojin has retired. Willie, do you hate Something Awful?

The sign is "I'm a Sexy Lady & I love Jixby Phillips." And you know that, Tadao.

Stop making me cry. >:

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 12:52 AM

CAT FORUM :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 01:00 AM

Don't worry, Fathom. Mod MetalMilitia will move this convo there as soon as he gets on.

Won't you, Steve?

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 605316)
She posts at SA. Do we still hate them? They don't know who we are, so hating them is a bit silly.

All the more reason to change the sign for this young lady.

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 605321)
Don't worry, Fathom. Mod MetalMilitia will move this convo there as soon as he gets on.

Won't you, Steve?

It's Stephanie.

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 01:19 AM

He does have a better immune system than me, because I had the shit radiated out of me as a kid and radiation does that to you. So it could be.

I don't know. I ate oreos and milk. I'm fine now.

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 01:25 AM

I hope he gives you hugs and I hope you likes hugs. Hug you people, and maybe think of people that don't get or like hugs as you're doing it. :(

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 01:26 AM

So how much have you had to drink tonight? :/

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 605326)
I hope he gives you hugs and I hope you likes hugs. Hug you people, and maybe think of people that don't get or like hugs as you're doing it. :(

That is beautiful, next time I get a hug I'm gonna think of paralyzed people who can't hug each other and be thankful, even if it is just my dog :tear

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 01:39 AM

I hate hugs. Even when it's people I want to touch, the idea of them touching me makes me need to take a shower. Yay 4 Crazy.

BTW, that is what I'm doing this year. Not hiding my crazy in '09.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 605327)
So how much have you had to drink tonight? :/

So far I have had a nice glass of mango malibu. I have not had this before. I dunno, maybe I prefer the regular coconut.

Also, ten bottles of beer. They are only small 330ml though. I have no interest in calculating the conversion on that size right now.

Don't you like hugs, Kitsa? Everyone needs hugs.

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 01:44 AM

I think I'm gonna take another shower now.

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 01:46 AM

THIS

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 01:46 AM

THIS IS UNCLE AL, THE KIDDIES' PAL! HELLO LITTLE FRIENDS, HELLO!

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 01:48 AM

AGH

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 01:55 AM

Go touch you nephew in the shower.

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 01:55 AM

Coconut liquor makes me want to throw up even more.

I'm not big on being touched. OCD thing...no touchee.

I think I might go to bed now and sleep off whatever this was. My stomach hurts.

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 02:35 AM

Nephews never clean all the dirt off if left to do it themselves.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 605342)
Coconut liquor makes me want to throw up even more.

It depends how much of a girl I feel like being.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 605342)
I'm not big on being touched. OCD thing...no touchee.

That is a shame. At least you're not so bad as to avoid fucking due it's grossness.

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 02:59 AM

I-Mockery Chat(lets drink until our hearts stop)
Quote:

Originally Posted by VelvetEvoker (Post 605344)
Hey now, I don't just hold signs for nothin'.

What do you want in return?

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doopa (Post 605361)

:love

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 605364)
Is this where I gay up the thread?

>:

I am so mad at you right now. :(

Murder mad, my friend. ;)

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 05:15 AM


Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 05:16 AM

I've got the best timing :sadclownface

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 05:18 AM

You could say that I took a bullet for my ****** Pac-Man.

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 05:24 AM

Seriously, I'll murder you with my frustrated boner, Tadao.

It's whittled to a razor point.

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 05:25 AM

Vodka hurts when it comes out your nose. >:

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 05:32 AM

Vodka coming out of my nose means I would have vodka to drink.

As it is I only have Whisky and Rum, and what am I meant to do with that shit?

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 10:41 AM

I feel a little bit better today but it still feels like my stomach is filled with cement :(

WhiteRat Jan 1st, 2009 12:30 PM

New Year's Eve was your standard get drunk and smoke a shit ton of cigarettes. Things were pretty tame until I found a mountain back with a bent rim and flat tire laying in the street. I rode that shit home for over a mile. I love my new bike.

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 02:09 PM

Drunk bikes. :lol

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 02:16 PM

That's now tied for first in "things I wish I could have seen". Well, let's call it a close second. First is the show where Iggy Pop was so high he thought Elton John in a bear suit was a real bear coming after him.

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 02:22 PM

Days of speed and slow time Mondays -
Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday -
Watching the news and not eating your tea -
A freezing cold flat and damp on the walls -

That's Entertainment.

Big McLargehuge Jan 1st, 2009 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 605308)
George Takei is A list you queerhating, pertbutted bigot. >:

i have seen his house, he lives by one of my old high school friends, trust me it's not the house of an a-list celebrity.

also, is pertbutted a compliment? i wouldn't call my ass pert >:

Big McLargehuge Jan 1st, 2009 04:03 PM

actually maybe it is pert

Quote:

Originally Posted by dictionary.com
1. Trim and stylish in appearance; jaunty: a pert hat.
2. High-spirited; vivacious.
3. Impudently bold; saucy


Big McLargehuge Jan 1st, 2009 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
George Takei is A list you queerhating, vivaciousbutted bigot. >:

>:

Big McLargehuge Jan 1st, 2009 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
George Takei is A list you queerhating, saucybutted bigot. >:

:eek

Big McLargehuge Jan 1st, 2009 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Public Pub Lover
George Takei is A list you queerhating, high-spiritedbutted bigot. >:

:(

Big McLargehuge Jan 1st, 2009 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by more like public chub lover
George Takei is A list you queerhating, jauntybutted bigot. >:

>:

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 04:12 PM

http://www.last.fm/music/DJ+Topcat/_/Hey+MIMS-83bpm+%28master%29

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 06:13 PM

I know my new avatar pic is old, but I looooovvvvveeeee this little bun bun.

WhiteRat Jan 1st, 2009 08:38 PM

What a lazy day. I've been watching the Twilight Zone marathon on Sci-Fi for 5 hours now today, and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 08:46 PM

Today has been so depressing, I've been very near to considering murder.

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 08:57 PM

I ran out of energy again and napped most of the afternoon.

Only it was shitty napping because it was really cold and all the blankets were in the wash. I had to sleep under an inefficiently small throw :(

Woe is me.

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 09:43 PM

What, you didn't get a snuggy?

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 10:52 PM

Nope, just a Tiddy Bear.

LOL, I actually like the Tiddy Bear, it (somewhat) does what it promises, only the back part that fastens over the seatbelt is hard and if that hits you on the chin it's annoying.

But the funniest part was that it came with a little ad tucked in the snapping part, and when I unfolded it, it was totally ghetto...xeroxed, and you could see where they'd whited out something on the bottom! WTG Tiddy Bear!

Shyandquietguy Jan 2nd, 2009 02:18 AM

I am a man, an only man and by that I mean I do things solo, so Tadao, you think you're gonna survive me well let me tell you this brother I'm a walking ton of man and the only one who is gonna beat me is me, so tell me this, are you ready to go mano e mano with me once I return? Or are you gonna tell me that you wouldn't touch the ring just because you had your fill with Tuku Tiki? Well let me tell you, Tuku Tiki is a small man in comparison with me, the champ, and if you had your fill with Tuku Tiki then you better be scared cause I'm calling you out for a no holds bar match, one round, sudden death and the only person you can bring is the one who'll help you into the ambulance. Oh yeah!

Pub Lover Jan 2nd, 2009 02:46 AM


Kitsa Jan 2nd, 2009 08:33 AM

I feel like I'm getting slightly better at photoshop. This place is helping me improve! :D

WhiteRat Jan 2nd, 2009 12:35 PM

I watched over 8 straight hours of the Twilight Zone yesterday. I don't know if I should feel proud of ashamed at myself.

Kitsa Jan 2nd, 2009 12:38 PM

DAMMIT where did the "work from home" thread go?!?!? I had a "neo rich" picture all ready :(



:cries

Tadao Jan 2nd, 2009 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 605488)
I am a man, an only man and by that I mean I do things solo, so Tadao, you think you're gonna survive me well let me tell you this brother I'm a walking ton of man and the only one who is gonna beat me is me, so tell me this, are you ready to go mano e mano with me once I return? Or are you gonna tell me that you wouldn't touch the ring just because you had your fill with Tuku Tiki? Well let me tell you, Tuku Tiki is a small man in comparison with me, the champ, and if you had your fill with Tuku Tiki then you better be scared cause I'm calling you out for a no holds bar match, one round, sudden death and the only person you can bring is the one who'll help you into the ambulance. Oh yeah!

Saying my name only makes me more powerful.

Tadao Jan 2nd, 2009 01:59 PM

There is no way possible that I could scare off a one armed SA girl. Kitsa... What did you tell her >:

Kitsa Jan 2nd, 2009 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 605516)
Saying my name only makes me more powerful.


Kitsa Jan 2nd, 2009 02:42 PM

It's your own damn fault for taking a versatile picture, Tadao.

Tadao Jan 2nd, 2009 02:46 PM

Here's to never ever being serious!


Fathom Zero Jan 2nd, 2009 05:22 PM

I didn't know Jim Thirlwell contributed to The The's Soul Mining album.

Says he was credited with "sticks and tins."

Misdemonar Jan 2nd, 2009 08:15 PM

YOU GUYS ARE A CANCER

Tadao Jan 2nd, 2009 08:33 PM

I HOPE YOU CATCH IT!

Kitsa Jan 2nd, 2009 10:53 PM

HELLO I AM DANG


YES YES YES

Tadao Jan 2nd, 2009 11:27 PM

You make a beautiful transvestite!

Pub Lover Jan 2nd, 2009 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 605058)
I want to be banned.

I am also new.

Hi, I am new.

This is my thread.

In this thread I tell you all that I am new, as I say Hi.

Hi, I'm new. Thread.

This post is out of context in the new people thread. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 605594)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 604642)
No, she stole my heart :tear

Dammit, beat me to it.

Oh shit, I wanted to make the same joke as Lord Sap. Kill me now, oh Lord! :x

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2009 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 605563)
I have the hugest crush on Zooey Deschanel.

<3
And why doesn't everyone? >:


Spoilers!

Tadao Jan 3rd, 2009 06:18 PM

One day I want to go to this.

http://www.24timepass.com/blogs/harb...tival-2009.htm

Tadao Jan 3rd, 2009 06:52 PM


Fathom Zero Jan 3rd, 2009 07:08 PM



Female Tadao.

Tadao Jan 3rd, 2009 07:13 PM

Rarw!

WhiteRat Jan 3rd, 2009 07:32 PM

That whole series of pics of that hag is hilarious. Saw the thread on BodyBuilding.com a few weeks ago.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 3rd, 2009 07:54 PM

Boooooooooooorrrrrrreeeeeeedddddd

Tadao Jan 3rd, 2009 07:54 PM

Yeah, and her myspace page too and all the girls trying to give her make up tips. I saw it a few months back I think. I believe the guy who showed it to me found it at a body building site too.

Kitsa Jan 3rd, 2009 08:27 PM

I may not have a bikini body, but at least I have the good grace to realize it.

I don't know what makes people put photos like that online :/

Fathom Zero Jan 3rd, 2009 08:30 PM

I think part of it is the "sexy" eye play she's trying to pull.

It just makes her look drunk or that she has a lazy eye.

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2009 08:36 PM


Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2009 08:37 PM

Happy Birthday, Eric. :)

Don't ever come back, k? :(

Fathom Zero Jan 3rd, 2009 08:42 PM

It ain't his birthday, not for a few hours yet.

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2009 08:45 PM

I am wishing him a good birthday before it becomes apparent to all that it can't possibly be, Stupid. Also, fuck your slow ass timezone.

Tadao Jan 3rd, 2009 08:58 PM


Tadao Jan 3rd, 2009 09:07 PM

I'm wanking it to your picture Kitsa.


Kitsa Jan 3rd, 2009 09:12 PM

That's fantastic, Tadao. I'll make a note of it.

Kitsa Jan 3rd, 2009 09:21 PM


Tadao Jan 4th, 2009 12:08 AM


Kitsa Jan 4th, 2009 12:09 AM

The scary thing about that last one is that it -almost- looked right.

Fathom Zero Jan 4th, 2009 01:12 AM

Oh jesus christ. I need to puke now.

Aaarg Jan 4th, 2009 11:53 AM

What's worse than that is the fact that it looks better than the original.

Kitsa Jan 4th, 2009 12:58 PM

I could have added the makeup, but Tadao is lovely enough without.

Tadao Jan 4th, 2009 01:15 PM

It almost looks like you added a little stubble to our chest. EWWWWWWWWWW.

Kitsa Jan 4th, 2009 03:12 PM

Nope, all I changed was the face.

I like how you and she are now one.

Esuohlim Jan 4th, 2009 03:36 PM

I'M BACK

CONGRATULATIONS WILLIE SORRY SAM

Aaarg Jan 4th, 2009 03:44 PM

TODAO A/s/l/ r u single?????? pm me babby :-*

Fathom Zero Jan 4th, 2009 04:23 PM

I keep on searching for a way to your heart.

Tadao Jan 4th, 2009 04:38 PM

It was stolen by a Mexican girl and I'm pretty sure it was used in a stew.

Fathom Zero Jan 4th, 2009 04:40 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdlE9...e=channel_page

Kitsa Jan 4th, 2009 04:45 PM

Dammit I needed to find a really old Far Side for something and now I can't find it anywhere :(

Tadao Jan 4th, 2009 04:53 PM

That is a big database to click through.

Kitsa Jan 4th, 2009 05:23 PM

yeah. And the fact that it was shark related really narrows things down :(

Tadao Jan 4th, 2009 06:23 PM

Well the good news is that it is an early one you are looking for. Since they published 1 comic for everyday of the week for many years, you should be able to find it in less than 3000 views.

Kitsa Jan 4th, 2009 06:47 PM

yeah :(


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