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miami vice fuck my cock
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My neurosurgeon sounds exactly like an American Alfred Hitchcock :/ But he looks like Garrison Keillor.
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I became a fan of Marvin Nash on Facebook. :lol
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so after finally being strongarmed into getting a YIM account, I now realize that "why yes, it is just as gay as it's ever been."
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I've been given my first work placement. It's in about 2 weeks and its with 16 year olds. And then I have another one I know nothing about a few weeks after. Then I'm moving out. I think I'm about to have a panic attack. It's all too grown up and sudden.
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What, are you being assigned as a social worker at a fucking halfway home or some shit?
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sci-fi cheese junkies in need of a quick fix and the occasional witty sentence |
I'm a costume student. I'm supposed to help 16 year olds make carnival costumes based on tigers. Or something.
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And I'll be all like "Ah, it's somebody's throat. Nobody important, though" And they'll be like "That's somebody's throat?" And I'll be like "yeah, I marinated and spatchcocked it" and that will be humiliating for you because it sounds dirty and you'll be looking down from the afterlife being all like "not cool bro, not cool" |
I'LL SPATCHCOCK SHRUBFEST ;)
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I got a job :eek
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Doing?
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I'm working as an orderly in a local retirement home
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I thought you said "elderly."
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:lol
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HAVE FUN CHANGING BEDPANS AND DIAPERS YOU FAT FINNISH FUCK
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Jesus, why did I do that?
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I MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH, I HAVE NO SPARE TIME ANYMORE.
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New processor and hard drive are ON THEIR WAY. Yippie. I'm sure it'll help out everything, especially the bloated process corpse that is Google Chrome.
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I think I has the flu :(
Either that or someone broke in, gave me a cold and fever and beat the shit out of me with a baseball bat, and I have no recollection of the event. |
Yeah, Fentanyl's a hell of a drug.
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MIAMI VICE, FUCK YEAH
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Great, Guitar Woman has gone from trying to be cool by pretending to be a girl, to trying to be cool by being a 4chan fagot to the final stage of trying to be cool by pretending that he's a druggie.
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Fentanyl is pretty harmful in recreational doses. I'd be careful.
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Yeah, it generally has a reputation for causing nods that you don't wake up from.
I'd try a lot of stuff, but I'd probably never touch Fentanyl. |
I had a shitload of IV fentanyl in '08. Made things very ripply and weird, but I don't like the out-of-control feeling. If I had the choice, I'd refuse it in the future.
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holy shit Splice is by the director of Cube and Cypher?
i need to see it then, hopefully it'll be batshit crazy and not just another run of the mill creature feature |
GRISLYGUS
I NEED AN UPDATE ON OUR SPECIAL PROJECT. VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE. IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. |
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Now Pub can post his PAGE BREAK, FOOL at someone else's expense
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THE EFFECT IS RUINED NOW
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Haha what a dummy this guy is
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I went to sleep during deadliest catch and had some sort of fucked up dream/hallucination about fishermen in yellow slickers with giant staring fish-eyes and rotating needle-teeth like their jaws were made of chainsaws.
My fever was only one degree above normal. Damn. |
My nightmares are usually about everything and everyone I love dying and disappearing painfully. Your dreams sound way cooler.
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maybe I was transported into a crab's point of view for a moment :(
I always wondered what would happen with obnoxious strobe gifs if it could be proven they really did induce a seizure in someone susceptible. People die during seizures, so that could be a fun time in the courtroom. If you experience it, report back! I'm curious. |
I've never been anything other than myself in my dreams. :( It sucks.
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Thanks...other than coughing a little and generally feeling like death warmed over I am better and ready to ROCK THIS FEDERAL HOLIDAY thanks
While I was out of it yesterday, I was informed that had I been healthy I could have had an awesome weekend of parks, zoos and general happy recreation, but now of course it would not happen. That made me pretty unhappy. It wasn't exactly like GW's avatar...I'll photoshop it if I can remember the stretching technique. |
Guys, what do you do when your paycheck bounces after you've deposited and spent it?
I mean, aside from getting stuck with overdraft fees that I can't currently pay off and not working for that company fucking ever again. |
Pay off debt? I dunno.
If it's worth it, file something. I'm sure you can. |
Look into getting a lawyer to sue said company, there was fiscal pain and suffering to you that they caused. Might be able to squeeze something from them that way
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Part of me hopes this will come to legal action, as I really feel like kicking someone in the balls right now.
And I could use some free money. |
I had a half assed dream this morning. In reality my gf's cat kept pawing at my head and shoulders while an infomercial played on tv. So in my dream her kept was poking at me trying to sell me shit.
"Meow. Sir, this is the perfect product for you. You'll use it all the time." Poke. Poke. Poke. |
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Hah! I'm buying this. No reason to fuck up my back worse than it already is.
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Genius, that is.
The only problem would be if it started strangling your toddler or dislocating its arms. |
true. But I bet if I were generally careful and didn't let her wander like she was attached to an invisible parachute, it'd be okay.
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:lol IT WAS THE PURRRRFECT PRODUCT.
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HELLO KAHLJORN
CAN'T SLEEP AGAIN? |
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WHATS UP GRIBSLY GUS
I SLEPT LIKE A BABE LAST NIGHT :O A BABE THAT SLEPT REALLY WELL NOT ONE OF THOSE ONES THAT CRIES THE WHOLE TIME |
That reminds me of an amusing story. One of my friends has a kid named Colin, and he's quite the temperamental baby. His mother has been known to say that Colin has colic, and that they've nicknamed him Colicky Colin.
Wait, that's not funny at all. Sorry. |
That walking wings thing seems made for single parents.
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i love YOU ARE SHOCK
my girlfriend and i dont even call it fist of the north star we call it YOU ARE SHOCK |
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Fist of the North Star kicked ass everywhere it went.
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ace!
love knows no borders, nationalities or genders. do it! (I made a great gif of that once but then I lost it) |
I have a rule of thumb that male hair size should not exceed head size.
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These billboards are all over town. Looks like Pub is up to something. |
Whu did you lock the sodium fluoride thread Tadao? >:
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Why the fuck do you think finland?
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I'm sure old beaten dead horse is a delicacy to the Fins.
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I was behind a woman at walmart today who had a back-of-the-neck piercing. Due to my particular set of circumstances, that gave me the oogies like you would not imagine.
Anyway, it was nasty because the bar thing was too wide for the piercing and she had a good half inch of the flexible middle part sticking out on either side of the back of her neck. And that middle part was caked with indescribable grossness. I think some of it might have been pus.:puke I chickened out on taking a covert pic because she looked like the springer type. |
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