Yeah, my half-beard is awful! :x

You too?

PUB THINKS HE IS TOO GOOD TO TALK TO ME ON AIM >:

The bollocks I do! I rarely use AIM because it got depressing having a huge buddylist with no one that talks to me. No one has messaged me today. :(

FINE, Seven force just IMmed me, but he is really just a porn bot.

F99Cloud (10:35:24): WANT PORN?! I GOT PORNZX! MEGA-PONRNXZ!!! :O
Lemmysomemoney (10:35:42): No.
F99Cloud (10:35:44): SURE YOU SO! PRONZXS!!!

Which is kinda disturbing as he's so young. :(

I hear tell you like 'em young.

That apple is still a brilliant avatar.

That's the thing, I don't. :(

I'm sure you could learn to.

Well, if I make it to fifty, then I'm sure late twenties will seem young without my point of preferance having changed. >:

I hope I don't make it to fifty. :(

We need to have an I-Mockery death pool. It couldn't feasibly be annual, but it'd be fun to see whose blaze of glory happens first.

You'll outlive me for sure.

LISTER: Anesthesis stasis pods!

He fiddles with a near-by control panel. One of the pods slides out from the wall and begins to open.

LISTER: I must have triggered something.
KRYTEN: Doctor? Doctor Lanstrom?

The open pod pours forth smoke, but they they can't see anything inside yet.

LANSTROM: (_Very_ heavy German accent) And whom might you be?
LISTER: Hi. We were just passing. We heard the beacon.
LANSTROM: Schopenhauer was right, wouldn't you say? Life without pain has no meaning. Gentlemen I wish to give your lives meaning.

LANSTROM sits up in the stasis pod. A howl emanates from her. Her eyes glow a fluorescent red colour and electrical bolts emerge from them aimed at LISTER, KRYTEN, and CAT.

LISTER: Why can't we ever meet anyone nice?
CAT: Why don't we ever meet anyone who can shoot straight?

Oh god why did I fall for that?

Yeah. :rolleyes

hi

hi

hi

Stephen Hawking is back. I can't find a fitting emoticon for this event.

A thumbs up would be appropriate.

I should've waited until Pub gave the go-ahead. :(

Jesus Christ I was wondering where you were last night! :eek

HAY SEVEN FORCE

I wanna go to anime conventions for the same reason I liked going to the zoo when I was little.

Seriously WTF, I'm not the Mod of this thread, I just pretend to be. :(

It creeps me out whenever you say shit like that. >:

Hay Matt Harty!