Heh, yeah I do that. I often drive to my parents house which is:



Picture taken from my bedroom window.

I hate North Cali/Oregon/Washington for the amount of rain they get. I lived In Eureka California for 15 fucking years and developed a severe case of alcoholism and depression.

i live in a South American country i haven't much to say. i have a mental issue cause i were raped back when i was a kid

just kidding i wasn't

i heard that Tori Amos was raped, which other celebrity were rape?

all celebrities get raped one way or another

here in my country rapists have copying the spiderman technique, they climb the buildings and rape their victims, they're nuts

:lol

Movie Idea.

El pila is such a horrible character. I don't care if I originally liked the person behind it, but I don't now.

who

I don't know whose character he could possibly be since his IP ends in telecom.net.ar

WTF!!! i just felt raped :tear

So you work in the CIA, oh man i hate you so, do you see the porn that im watchin too?

you would say that cause he's your character :roileyes

oh sh*t

Who ever smelt it, dealt it

Zomboid is El Pila :fartin

What the hell emoticon? >:

:fartin

:lol

:lol

Hypocrite. :rolleyes

Hey, I never said I wasn't a hippicrite.

!!

GOD DAMN YOU, PENNSYLVANIA! >: :sportforum

Hey! Kick me up some Argentinian porno, brutha!
Unless it has to do with Spiderrape.... I ain't into to that.

Among other things I did today, I found out that I can't smoke cigarettes IN A GODDAMN TOBACCO STORE! They had ashtrays that were recently used, they even had a 3 foot hookah up for sale. "I have allergies... could you please put that out?" This place is even set up with couches and a coffee table with a chess board on it, so smokers can lounge about, but OH NO! Not me! It's Spring, right? People need to stop whining and bitching about smokers who don't wear pants in this town.... assholes.

That picture was taken at least four years ago. :rolleyes

Try again.

Guys, I haven't been able to visit more than for a few minutes since Saturday night.

Did I miss anything?

The page break.

& another illonois earthquake.

No.

I used to monitor my eye color compulsively because it used to be far more capricious. For example, I remember on Drunk Night here on the boards when I was a high school junior, I tried to figure out a way to scan my eyes without going blind because they were seriously grass green. They'd never had that color before. In recent months they seem to have been settling to a boring shade of blue, so it's interesting for me that the above picture captures the color well.

I used to be insanely jealous of this one girl I knew in high school with eye heterochromia. One was light blue and the other was sort of a reddish brown. Of all the eye defects to have, that's by far the coolest. :lazyeye :sevenforce

I found out later that I have central heterochromia, where my gray pupils also have gold rings around the irises. According to Wikipedia this is even rarer so I'm no longer jealous. :eek

OK I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS >:

Does anyone want to sell me their Wii :(

Make me an offer.

I have the central heterochromia deal, id est the golden rings in my iris around my pupil. Both of my parents have it, as do both my sisters, so I don't get what they mean by saying it's residual toxins. That doesn't sound scientific.

don't sell your wii, MARIO KART THIS WEEK FAGGORT

Shit how much more is the Canadian dollar worth these days :(

If anyone's keeping track I think my new obsession might now be Buckethead.

I hope it's not gay to like Buckethead :(

The only other person in my family who has it is my mom's sister, and hers is sectoral heterochromia which I also happen to find much cooler >:

depends on who you ask i guess :/

Every time I start liking a new band I check Facebook to see who else I know likes it and almost every time you show up Willie :eek

I have also taken an interest to Presidents of the United States of America, Primus and Tom Waits as of late :eek

as a general rule I avoid any band with a -head suffix in their name

I'll back you up on the Primus, milhouse.

It is... if he's with Les Claypool.

But if he's with Bootsy Collins, that Butch!

But if Buckethead is with BOTH Les Claypool and Bootsy Collins... well, that's like having a chick squat on glass table and shit while you lay underneath

So, whatever you do, don't get "Monsters and Robots".

I'm gonna listen to some early SWANS....

BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE

But if Buckethead is with BOTH Les Claypool and Bootsy Collins... well, that's like having a chick squat on glass table and shit while you lay underneath

I understand the image that's being expressed, but I have no idea whatsoever what actually meaning is intended to be conveyed.

To me, you may as well have said, "if Giuseppe Gentile is with BOTH Kofi Annan and Marylin Monroe... well that's like having a man in a Big Bird costume bludgeon a small child as you drink a Slurpee."

then you should listen to death cube k instead lol

The Dodge Nitro is a bunch of butt cracks. Could it try to look any more like a Range Rover? A crappy one at that. Also, what's up with the Chrysler 300?

Dodge Nitro



Range



Chrysler 300



Rolls-Royce Phantom



Dudes at Dodge and Chrysler, stop making crappy copies of kickass cars. Maybe hire a European design team, I guess?

Racist.

Car Forum. :rolleyes

TAG TEAM IN GAY THREAD REVIVAL ATTEMPT:HI FIVE

Czars, Bismarks and Robots, oh my.

It's always about size with you. :tear
He spent that time hoping you would take the hint.
Chancellor Forum. :rolleyes

What the hell, BL Lacertae? Why you gotta be so hard to find pictures of? You're a star, baby! Now act like one. >:

Are you kidding?

I had a sudden and odd desire to watch The Illusionist again, but thankfully it died sometime around Kim Jong, so kudos Fathom.

Because BL Lacertae is a galaxy not a star! :eek

AND OF COURSE I MEANT MAO THANK YOU PUB

When I talk about Iron Maiden, I'm not kidding, sir.

"Don't you fucking look at me!"

It really should be like this all the time :(

Mr. ohlim,

I was just kidding when i said Les Claypool was gay.
Bootsie is still butch, tho.
And I have no fucking clue about Buckethead... don't think I want one.

And "Monsters and Robots" kicks ass

Oh yeah, never go to a decent Thai restaurant and order something "extra spicy".
I think I ate a whole fucking Ginger root raw.

hey guys guess what

you should go to http://www.earlyconan.com , it's fucking great

good call executioner- they need one with Oldy Olsen

Willie, give Jixby his own thread.

OKAY

Kybo Ren - Star Wars (Droids)
Kwisatz Haderach - Dune
GO TEAM VENTURE!!!!!! - Venture Brothers

Personal Information? 0%

I can't crack this nut. I thought it was Gadzooks until he called Jixby 'they'. :(

all i know is, they on my ignore list

As a moderator of this forum, I don't do that.

Jediscum has an avatar of Foghorn Leghorn as a member of the Green Lantern Corps.

what a nerd

I was gonna go with Rokur Gepta-

That explains it!

"Location: Terra
Interests: reading, etc
Occupation: unemployed"

Not any better than when it was variants on faeces.

Also, no posts in the Articles forum, & homing straight into the Chatroom? Either a natural-born Vet or we've got someone circumventing a ban.

- I was gonna fill out the little things later. I didn't lie about anything (although I'm not the Kwisatz Haderach, I'm just using Children as my bathroom reading). I really say Go team venture (I LOVE the "what are you doing" look people give {it's right up there with black guy doing a white guy laugh}). Also I don't post everything I think ( like why wasn't fake windu on hated phantom menace things?).

I've never been banned here- but there was an "incident" on a star wars website. I have been a fan of I-mockery for YEARS though.

You just broke the "don't seriously say 'seriously'" rule.

Could be worse... I could have a hound dog dressed like Sinestro as an avatar.

I had to look up who that was. :(

Dweeb. :rolleyes

Also, I have no fucking idea what is going on in your sig. :(

Happy Hippo's = Treat

Tesco's Vanilla Slices = Treat

Come to England if you like good times. Wetherspoons in Cambridge is a good bar. And by good I mean extremely badass. It's an old theatre turned into a HUGE bar. It's all open plan. Upstairs, downstairs, balcony and ground floor.

Mr Kipling's bakewells tarts=treats?

Mr Kipling's Bakewells Tarts = Treats

Guys, my girlfriend got mad at me because I left the seat up :-(

She laughed when I told her we should probably get a giant shoe-horn for her

when cfr5 is less busy I'm going to bother him to make i-bapery an alternate board skin

'Cause Chairman Mao oh so closely resembles Mr. Il.

Seriously. How can you not recognize Mao Tse Tung? :(

I did say that to her. She said she was sick. I'm still dubious.

Il is his first name. :rolleyes

So? People are referred to by their first name preceded by the title Mr. or Ms. all of the time.

I'm rolling my eyes at Asia.

And only robots do that, Jake.