Linux is basically the worst thing ever

NO BOD! I WILL NEVER GET OVER MY HATRED OF BIG GLASSES!

I have a thing about eyes. It's the 4th part I look at on a woman.

fuck, Tadao, I just pictured you on a rascal and almost choked.

I would rather have a walker with hidden weapons installed into it.

And a hidden whiskey flask.

I oughtta get me some rum

Man, I know better ways of wasting my time than hanging around this shithole.

I have some Smirnoff and it has a taste to it. I'm so used to Skyy that Smirnoff now tastes like a well vodka.

Please take Blue with you.

Bleu is my middle name :(

yet more evidence that my parents hate me.

Everytime I start to get really angry at Zeldaqueen, someone like Bleu comes along and reminds me that she isn't that bad.

DUDE!
Absu is coming here on tour!
YESSS!!!!!!
The black metal empress within is rising.

I just can't listen to singers like that without laughing.

I normally can't either, but Absu is special to me.

lol black metal


:rolleyes

I'm very picky about black metal now days.
I've matured enough to find it annoying most of the time.

I can only handle Slayer. No one has ever done it better, I don't think they can.

Apples and oranges, my friend.

YUP, people :rolleyes

Neener neener neener

im on aim if anyone wants to chat

Damn, i don't know what aim is...

AOL INSTANT MESSENGER

oh.

Right. I don't have aol.....

what chat program do you use?

Msn....

oh ;o yea i dont think i have that

Someone just messaged me on google talk and somehow that spawned a popup from adultfriendfinder.com ???

I'm running some scans.

Haha. Happy times!

SHRUBFEST I HAVE MSN. ;)

I HAVE MSN NOW TOO
MY NAMES SEPHONE@LIVE.COM
'
HAH SAM HAH

OOh
Fun stuffs

how embarrassing for me to have installed a program explicitly to speak with you, and for you to then show so little interest.

Hey Kahl, can you draw?

Sorry.

I'm trying to cancel the aim download...

I HAVE MSN BUT I RARELY GO ON. I WILL BE ON TONIGHT THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOK FORWARD TO CHATTING WITH ALL OF YOU AND ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE CONCERNING MY PENIS.

like, who doesn't have MSN these days? :rolleyes

OH LOL SILLY ME I FORGOT TO PUT MY ADDRESS IT'S TEEPEEBURNER@HOTMAIL.COM LOL

Not really. I blow at art stuff

Good. Are you near a scanner or something?

no :( Although i do have a digital camera

Awright Kahl, if you were to be forced to whip up a drawing of an adorable creature to feature in a kid's book, what would it look like? Sketches would help, but describe if necessary

Doogan.

It would look like a sloth probably. Those things are adorable.

SLOTH!

I want one.

Sloths, huh

yea and it would always be wrapping its arms around people and hanging off of them or something!

Sluts, huh.

DOOGAN'S PLAYHOUSE

"HE'S A COLLEGE STUDENT, NOT A PENIS"

I like the idea of monkey climbing antics without the monkey.

Awright, based it off of a bearcat rather than a sloth, but same sorta thing

That works, I think. Like a Malamute/bear/monkey kind of deal. Bushy tail's a clincher. Art has to get the kids interested, story's gonna suck by default

DONT FORGET ABOUT A MORAL

If I can manage to get someone to take this'n, I'll only worry about Bearenstein Bearsish morals when I'm out of story ideas

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

What?

grisly, usually people looking for children's stories are going to look for some kind of gay moral in the story. Not always, but it might make it easier to sell.

;)

I just returned from what may well have been the shittiest Mexican dinner I have ever had.

And it cost $28.

And I ordered the special, which was supposed to be two enchiladas and a dessert, and there was never mention of a dessert.

And they never brought us the drinks we ordered, we had to ask the waitress twice.

$2 tip :/

dont be such a pushover, kitsa. you should've left some pocket change.

the bf paid, so it was his decision.

It's saturday and I'm getting reADy to rue

OFFSIDES! CAN I GET A RULLING PLEASE!

you're messing with the big boys now

I don't even know wtf you're saying half the time.

I don't know most of what's going on here either.
This is mutual.

I meant Tadao.

aw balls.
I was almost reassured then.
I always thought ppl ignore me cos they thought i was shit and i then thought hey no, it is cos i is northern english. Thanks for bursting my bubble.

I don't mind Northern English :( One of the ladies at the local Arts council is a very nice Geordie and Mollie Sugden is one of my favorite actresses :P

I hope you had a rued awakening!

I'm drawnk.
Make me laugh goddammmit

OH BABY HAVE I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU (my cock)!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



prove it

Omg the aggressiveness frightens me :(

That's what I thought, bitch.

LADY, YE CULDNT HANDLE WUT I M PACKIN DOWN HURR (my cock)

HAHAHAH
you called me a lady.
that was funnuy

See? Here I am.

stop your trickery, magician!

I'm trying to get an ex-girlfriend who grew giant boobs in the time between we broke up and now to SEND ME BOOBIE PICTURES, but she's being a bitch.

So, now I'm watching the simpsons while working on my essay and posting here :(. What a sad Friday night :(

yeah big titties are a bitch.

simpsons is good. i'd watch it if it were on tv
i spent all night drinking tequila and finding stuff to burn in a bonfire
FUCK YEAH

WELL I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M GONNA BE REALLY FUCKING DRUNK TOMORROW, AND THEN I'M GONNA COME HOME AND DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW: DRUNK POSTING.

BOO YA

I'm gonna go have sex now.
with a willing human being, and not a corpse.
he's breathing i swear.

HEY BEBE U AINT GATA GO FAR TO HAVE SEX WITH A WILLUN PERSUN U CAN HAV DAT RITE HERE (my cock)

they normally run when i lock the door
GOOOODNIGHT

tomorrow i wield the chainsaw!

Today i'm going to bravely venture into Biloxi, Mississippi for a night of booze and gambling.

I've driven through Mississippi a few other times. Myself and whoever i'm with always count how many blown tires and animal carcasses we can find on the side of the road. The record for blown tires was 42 and for dead animals it was 17, including a beagle.

Mississippi is a filthy state.

i didnt sleep between thursday and friday! hooray! now my weekend is cut short by a day because i had to make up on sleep :(

I wrote about 700 words of an essay that's due on Monday last night and I left it for today, planning on finishing it up before I head out and get drunk with my friends. This morning at like 9:30, one of my friends calls me and says he's having a party a big after noon because he didn't do anything last night.

The words have never flown through me so freely as they did after that. I typed out a few hundred words that are probably better than the rest of the essay in like 20 minutes. That's just sad :(

Not really, zomboid. Writing is USUALLY better when its spontaneous. At least for me ;/ i write all of my papers last minute.

SWEET DIONYSUS

Yeah, that's true. I always write my papers last minute too, but this was just weird cause usually even at the last minute, I stop and go on facebook or do anything other than actually write. I guess I just had a glimpse into what it'd be like if I DIDN'T procrastinate so fucking much. Or maybe I should keep procrastinating and wait until I need to finish so I can go do something fun.

A really good writing technique is to just sit down and write without thinking about it too much -- kind of like improv or freewriting or whatever they call it. Then you just go back and edit it.
Cut out the crap, if necessary.

Hangover demon slowly leaving my brain.
Almost chainsaw time.
I'm trying to get Jim to take pictures of me with it.

Yeah, they stress that a lot in a couple of my classes. I'm in college for a career in pro writing, but it's my first year so I'm perfectly content slacking off and doing all my stuff last minute :D

OH HEY BEBE UR BACK LAST NITE SUR WAS A GUD TIME U ROCKED MY WORLD

I promise it would have been more fun if someone was screaming.
PICTURE TIME!

I'LL KILL YOU TONIIIIGHT!

That's a mean hair-curler.