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Good morning, class.
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GOOD MORNING MRS. REANIMATED CORPSE!
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I'm a sad zombie today.
I broke a nail. :( God I feel like a tard saying that. |
Glue it back on. I'm going to sleep.
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I can't. It's a real nail.
:( Sweet dreams mister! |
:( It'll be back soon enough.
Good night Ladyface :) |
what'd you break a nail on?
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I was opening a plastic bin and it was stuck.
I pulled on the damn thing so hard that the tip just broke off. Left a nasty jagged edge. I found the other half of it. :( Having a good morning? |
leave it jagged, use it to CUT MOTHERFUCKERS
christ i've been up since about 2am now. i'm just waiting to not be the only person awake, and for stores to open so i can go waste time buying things i don't need. |
Hahaha, I'm filing it down now.
This is the second one I've lost to the same cause. I've been up all night, like always. Always waiting to not be the only one awake. I know the feeling well. It's almost time for the stores to open! |
Maybe you should keep your nails short! Though I hate when they're really short because it's harder to perform certain simple tasks.
Do you sleep at all, or what? |
I am eating a monster bowl of Cocoa Pebbles.
Cocoa Krispies suck, they lack cocoa-power. |
This is the first time I've ever let my nails grow long.
I'm attempting to be feminine to some extent. I'm gonna let them grow like my hair, though I think I'll cut my nails before I ever cut my hair. I don't really do much sleeping. I kinda know why, but it's nothing I'd discuss on I-mockery. I nap, but real sleep doesn't come easy. Last night/today I will not be sleeping because I'm waiting to hear news about a friend in the hospital. :( |
Cocoa Pebbles are an excellent choice my friend!
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Here's someone who had a worse day than we did:
http://www.nwi.com/articles/2009/02/...8544407622.txt (nice to see that a professional journalist doesn't have the there-they're-their thing down yet) |
Oh that's exciting. Good luck.
Cocoa Krispies were one of my mom's favorites, so I grew up on those and have a preference towards that. |
Cocoa pebbles are just way more chocolate-y. And I've been on a chocolate kick.
We got the bf's birthday cake at Jungle Jim's and holy-fucking-hell it was amazing. It was devil's food with cream cheese frosting and then some sort of thin layer of fudge coating it all. We managed to eat all but one piece in about 12 hrs. |
mmm cake. Sounds good for breakfast.
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This cake was. I just didn't want to eat the last piece so I did cereal instead.
I've already picked out my birthday cake for next month from the people who do the Jungle Jim's cakes. Vanilla with lemon curd filling, lemon frosting and sugar-daffodils on top. |
Too complicated for me. I'll just buy whatever cake mix happens to be on sale and bake that shit up!
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It's been a rollercoaster day so far.
I lost my debit card. But then I found it! I had a bad experience with some soup mix. But then the manufacturer sent me ten $7 gift certificates! I got some errands done. But then a dog ran past me and I saw too late that the receptionist from my vet's office was chasing him. I mean, I could have grabbed him at one point if I'd seen that someone was chasing him and not just walking him off leash. He ran off into town and even though we drove around looking for him, we never did get him. I saw him behind a house but he got away through some backyards. I feel really bad for her. God, it would be horrible to lose someone else's dog. I sent her flowers. :/ |
My uncle always sends letters of false complaints to the manufacturers of various food products. He gets a ton of free shit out of it.
He has this promotional Twinkie hat that I've been wanting to steal since 3rd grade. I'm the only one who visits him; I want it when he dies. |
Well, this was a real complaint...the soup mix had little flecks of what looked like blue plastic. I remember my dad saying that food companies use blue plastic on their production lines so that any debris in food can be spotted easily. I sent them the flecks with a note saying that I just wanted them to know about it for quality-control purposes, in case it was anything important.
So they sent me a letter back with 10 $7 gift certificates, which was pretty cool. I'm covered for soup mix for the rest of the year, anyway. |
Ziziziziii
ziiziiziiziziziziiiii ziiziiziiziziziziziziziziiziiziii :boohoo |
Violins go zizi in Finland? :hypno
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No, just in my head due to lack of imagination :(
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However, that doesn't change the fact that wycliffe theme is one of the most awesome ever.
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Wyclef Jean?
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oh great the guy with the WORST NAME EVER is back >:
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You would have think he would have remembered the rules.
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Why are there all these people that joined the same month as me that I have never heard of before. Colonel Flagg and Pentagarn are all that I remember.
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cause they make one post if any and then flee into obscurity
THE DOGS |
IM OUTTA HERE GUYS, ENJOY THE NEXT FIVE DAYS ME-FREE
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:(
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When I get out of the doctor's office and he just tells me to come back in a month, doesn't do anything else, I leave wondering what the point was of going in the first place :/
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Well, he wanted your money I'm sure. I wonder the same thing when I leave sometimes.
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I don't think I'm going to post in this shitty thread anymore
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oh what will this thread be without you esulohime
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Bearable.
*rimshot* Tip your waitress. |
LOL I WANT TO MAKE A DUMB JOKE ABOUT BEARS BUT I WONT
BUT I WANT TO |
oh, no, wait, I think what he's saying is that we're not interesting!
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I WANT TO EAT A WARM ROAST BEEF SANDWICH
BY WHICH I DO NOT MEAN THAT I WANT TO EAT A VAGINA :( ALTHOUGH I DO |
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Have I mentioned that I have ruined my own threads yet?
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I just spent 20 minutes trying to explain to a very old person that pressing caps lock meant that they would be typing in caps. They wouldn't believe me and insisted that they were "locking the caps owtatha keybeerd" by pressing it.
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and if you tell them to press f4 they hold down both the f and the 4
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I taught a convent full of 80+ nuns to use the computermachine, I win.
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If anyone needs access to porn it's them. You really made a difference Kitsa.
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I just tutored someone with a learning disability. The subject was sociology.
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Just being alive is a sociological study.
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That's deep man.
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JUST BEING ALIVE IS A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT
JUST BEING ALIVE IS A PHILOSOPHIC STATEMENT |
I hate sociology fags.
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good for you. It's not my major, I just tutor it.
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I also tutor history and philosophy if you want to say something retarded, and later something irreverent, about that.
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No no, please continue your story. I'm sure you have a lot to say about things and stuff.
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It wasn't a story. It was a statement. Or i guess two statements.
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What was the learning disability? A comprehension one or more of a memory?
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No idea ;\ I didn't really ask. I'm not really a small talk type of person. She definitely had problems comprehending some things, whereas with other things she was pretty on the ball. I want to say she had some kind of autism or something, but I don't really know. She had a pretty good memory it seemed, although she had problems remembering things she couldn't understand. She also had speaking problems and she couldn't write without her hands hurting.
When I went to tutor her the people in charge made cringing faces and were all, "We want you to know that we like you, Chris." |
Maybe they think you are good at what you do and pretty even tempered. Almost sounds like she gets self conscious about how people perceive her intelligence level.
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Possibly, though she seemed pretty jovial it could have been from nervousness. *shrug*
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PIJFEIPFJDIPJFi;a"OAIGf:"
MIND NUMBING BOREDOM |
I HATE COFFEE
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I GUESS ILL JUST HAVE TO WATCH NOSFERATU WITH MUSIC BY TYPE O NEGATIVE AND CRY MYSELF TILL EXHAUSTION LIKE IVE DONE THE LAST FIVE NIGHTS IN A ROW
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:( Maybe you'll find what you want to write about for your paper.
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haha :(
i hate philosophy. I'm probably going to write about how social retributive justice alienates us, as pertains to the Marxist term, from our sense of personal retributive justice ;\ or how friendship is dishonest and self-serving ;\ WHEN YOU BECOME SOMEBODIES FRIEND, YOU DO THEM A GREAT HARM. But that's kind of lame and pretentious ;/ and typical ;/ WHAT IS TRUE FRIENDSHIP |
I WROTE BAD POETRY CUZ IM BNORED AND DRINKING WINE AND TRYING TO REMEMBER HOW TO BE DIONYSUS:
In my ultimate agonies (which probably weren't very agonizing) I realized that there was Nothing worth realizing That all my realizations were a lie that I was a facade and that deep inside I was a pygmy LONELINESS consists in knowing yourself As the coward as the despicable as the honest as the lover abandon yourself because you're the asshole haghaahufaoe I swallowed my soul and found myself empty I swallowed my tongue and found myself elated |
MAYBE ILL WATCH NOSFERATU TWICE >:
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In the deluge of the mysterious
I was elusive Now I just fuck off |
DO YOU GUYS EVER WONDER IF YOU ARE ALIVE OR DEAD
HOW CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE |
OK I WATCHED NOSFERATU TWICE IN A ROW NOW IM GOING TO GO TO BED
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It's Friday the 13th today, I didn't realise.
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Yay!!!
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I'm visiting London on the 13th (tomorrow). We're going to see the Tate Modern and the Natural History Museum. I hope I don't get shot and stabbed. Damn London.
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It is London, good luck my friend!
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I might go see Friday the 13th at midnight tonight. Hopefully its good.
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Let me know how you like it.
I've been very curious about it! |
I'm trying out something I read on CNN.
I have taped my thumbs to my palms. I will perform all my daily activities in this state until my husband comes home. So far using a mouse really sucks. |
I can still pick up my cats and wash dishes like this.
Not bad so far. Cant wait til I have to wipe my ass. |
what if you have to BUILD SOCIETIES
oh by the way i dig the old type o negative in your signature and have always wondered if your username was in reference to the baaaaaaaaaand. |
like what kind of societies?
And yes of course my username is in reference to the band. :) |
motel six sucks, what kinda motel doesnt give you a tiny shampoo >: although i guess thats why it was only 36 bux a nighrt
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I know where youuuu areeeee!
:P |
:eek :eek :eek :eek
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You guys come help me pack dammit!
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heh why are you taping your thumbs to your palms? Reminds me of this:
http://www.hermetic.com/crowley/libers/lib3.html OF THINE OWN INGENIUM DEVISE OTHERS |
Beats me.
I do alot of stuff for the hell of it. Someone somewhere has a picture of me with a dildo taped to my head. I do these things for no other reason than to do them. If I were smart I'd claim to be drinking. |
"For the hell of it" and "Because I can" are two of the best reasons to do anything.
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I just successfully used one of my grocery coupons on wine. :love
I promptly celebrated with a glass of wine. Then my dog dragged me around the block a few times. |
Let me know when you figure out how to get booze with foodstamps. I get to white trash level up when I can do that.
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You'll be the first to know.
This was recompense for some ickiness found in food I purchased. It said "any product", and I was waiting for them to say "any but alcohol"...but they just swiped it through. I felt like I'd just gotten away with something. |
Corporate guilt booze. Classy.
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that, i can't help you with.
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It could have been a year book. It could have been Twisters. I'm not sure... Hmmmmmmmmmm.......... |
MUAHAHAHAHA!
I'VE FOUND IT! I've narrowed how I know you down to one person on your friendslist from your myspace! Now I know how I know you! |
Holy fucking shit, and I thought my bus was bad when a kid cut my ponytail off. Apparently it's gotten worse.
http://www.nwi.com/articles/2009/02/...7257578962.txt |
myspace :(
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Thank you Kitsa for giving me another reason to not want children and to detest a good portion of them.
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