In the dim light, I thought it was a wadded up piece of hosiery.

I thought perhaps a towel had mildewed and had a sour smell, or something. Wasn't sure.

I think I'll hit the hay

i think ill hit ur mom lololol

WOAH.. wait wait wait ... rewind be kind .. So this girl was grocery shopping and this guy just randomly grabbed her at knife point and dragged her out of the store?? She had to of been scared, you would think someone would of noticed? I know it was a very messed up situation, but why in hell didn't she start picking up random shit and hitting him with it, screaming fire and run the hell away?

Obviously that grocery store has really shitty employes and I would have it shut down..

She never made it to the store.

"The girl was going to buy a loaf of bread when Soriano snatched her from the street, threatened her with a knife and raped her."

so the question left is which hole

She was like 13 so any hole has got to be nice and tight.

oh my god i didnt know :x now i just feel terrible :(

the toast that couldve been...

Brian.. my dear.. so so SO wrong..

kinda like all that funny porn you like to look at so much!

feet is never funny

unless its clown shoes

why in the hell does anyone get raped? WHY DIDNT THAT WOMAN JUST LIKE THROW HER ATTACKER OFF AND THEN LIKE PICK UP A BUS AND THROW IT AT HIM? WHAT THE FUCK.
NEXT TIME THAT THIRTEEN YEAR OLD SHOULD TRY A LITTLE BIT HARDER.

good job coming back and resuming your retarded character-like behavior ;\

Ease up, Kahl... the point was valid, but I don't think any of us knew that she got snatched before she got into the store before Tadao said so. There was a little girl (I forget how old, but under 13) who escaped her captors, got home, and had the cops on there asses before they knew she was gone a few years back. It's not unreasonable, assuming they're in a grocery store, to ask why wouldn't she go apeshit and throw stuff around and scream.

EDIT: Dave Chappelle - How old is 15, really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afaYTA2a4gA

(the girl was 7 years old http://findarticles.com/p/articles/m...02/ai_90468685)

guys get back on topic or im gonna split this stuff to the potilitics board

I'm drunk. That's the new topic.

"Beauty is only skin deep. Rape comes from inside" -.........Fucking Horrible.

I'm all verklempt... talk amongst yourselves... I'll give you a topic: 10,000 Volt Ghost is neither electrified nor deceased- discuss.

:lol

Still kinda drunk.....might meet this guy I met on craigslist. Hopefully I won't die. :(

Meh... I've met plenty of people on Craigslist and I haven't died yet. Granted they were from the erotic services section, but still... :\

Maybe I should just drink less. I'm supposed to hang out with this Polish-Rican hottie on sunday I met through my roommate. From what I gathered talking to her so far she's basically just me with a vagina. Or I'm her with a penis. We haven't decided yet. Either way I think we're the mirror image of each other.

Here's hopin for Buttsex.

Happy Birthday Uncle_Sham

You ignorant fucks!

Oh my god. I've got the worst fucking hangover ever.

Cures please

I didn't even know there was a fucking topic in the chat thread. Do we have to stick to KITTIES or whatever the first post's current edit is?

Anyhow, I've got no sympathy for those of you who can't even go back one fucking page to check the details of a news story.

I'm sure I'm hours late for the cure but I use cranberry juice to flush my system.

Hair o' the dog.

METALMILITIA YOU COULD TRY BEING A MAN AND TAKING YOUR HANGOVER LIKE YOU DESERVE

It's not valid, she was just being a fucking idiot. And so are you. Go fuck yourself.

:lol

i was being facetious i just didtn think this thread was an appropriate place to have a "serious discussion"!

Sorry. I've had a really shitty few days.

haha literally :(

:rimshot

Yes, part of it did involve actual shit :(

I was peeing out my butt yesterday.

That sounds like fun.

I woke up with something similar to strep this morning. My throat hurt so badly it was hard to get two excedrin down, and I've got one of those fevers where your skin and hair even hurt.

With everything else going on, it's making for a really great time.

good god...

I think I'm coming down with polio.

shit happens to everyone sooner or later, just life, doesn't matter.

Uh Oh. Polio!

Just put some Tussin on it.

Rub your chest with raw chicken to cure Polio.

False alarm. It was just gas.

THE POLIO FORM IS DEAD, INSECT. ARE YOU AFRAID?

i never should've gotten the ingredients to make margaritas, now i'm all drunk and shit and everyones gone to bed

There's always the southern hemisphere.

in theory, yes

I think it's there in practice, too. My existence proves this.

heh.

Sore throat's still here. I was hoping when I woke up it'd be gone :( Dammit.

Work sucks.

oh god Oh God OH GOD OHHHH GOOOOOOODDDD

I accidentally bought a bottle of Pepsi Max Mojo, and it's fucking disgusting :x

But being a man I'm planning to finish it no matter what >:

Holy shit, I did it.

I'm still standing

You're so metal!

:rock

How is it possible that I fail twice when it comes to choosing what to drink?

I decided to try this German gluten free beer and guess what, it was fucking disgusting :x
It smelled like honey/syrup, the taste was like a mixture of water and honey/syrup and it generally wasn't like beer at all. Honestly, I've never ever drank anything like it.


Should've sticked to the good ol' ones instead of trying new shit.

Gluten free beer? Isn't gluten free = wheat free?

Yup. But some beers have so small amounts of gluten that it wont cause any symptoms.

I would think that a wheatless beer would taste like a beer I wouldn't want to drink.

You should try Kukko beer, that stuff is awesome

RAPISTS

LOL

That's terrible.

Wow

What the hell is up today everyone?

hi wob

working :(

Hurrah, "I am legend" arrived today :rock

Happy Birthday Colonel Flagg! Hope it's Sunny for you today.

OH SHIT HE'S STILL ALIVE!

Happy Bday Colonel Flagg, you old codger.

It's "No Cussing Week" in Los Angeles. That's pretty fucking lame.

I just got back from my grandmother's funeral. It was depressing because it was just like "generic grandma funeral #415", there wasn't anything really personal about it and I felt like she deserved better. :/

Then there was this volunteer group we didn't know who wanted to feed everyone afterward and that was nice of them. But there was no room for all of the people, so the bf and I ended up sitting on some neon purple steps in some sunday school room wondering why there was a picture of Chuck Norris on the door and why there was a completed hangman game with the answer "CHUCK NORRIS" on the blackboard.

Now I am going to go to the mexican restaurant and get an enchilada platter and a GIANT fucking dos equis because it has been that kind of day.

lol wtf is crossdaily.com :(

I gots the after being sick for a week stomach rumbles. My farts vibrate the bed.

If you could shrink that down... a little, maybe... :/

All of that was a Strong Bad voice in my head :(

the Mexican restaurant thing was a bumblefuck. Somehow a 12 oz beer became a 44 oz beer...not complaining, but I barely got through half. Our waiter was of the fat, shuffling, generally ineffective variety and we waited 45 mins for the fucking bill. Then when we paid with a giftcard, the cashier thought our 8-cent giftcard balance meant we owed 8 cents and he shouted and ran after us like we were trying to rip him off.

I had a lot of dos equis in me and for whatever reason it didn't occur to me to sort it out in Spanish, I just stood there like a me-no-speeka and let a waiter argue with him.

And then we left. It's over!

Not that it means much, but I liked it.

Thanks for the birthday wishes, 10K and Pac. And I prefer to think of myself as a "geezer" not a "codger" ;)

it was alright but it took forever to read :(

I thoroughly enjoyed it.

guys would anyone get mad if i started locking every thread kulturkampf makes

i'm getting tired of seeing his stupid shit when i search for new posts

I'm for that.

i'd merge em but then the incoherence would reach critical mass and it'd probably cause a rip in the fabric of the internet

Wouldn't that be like declaring war on a lesser uncultured nation? I think he wouldn't mind then.

i mean i dont want to deprive kahljorn and the assorted philo board folks of a punching bag or anything i'm just not really all that thrilled to read all this nonsense

maybe i'll wait for him to start another thread, yeah

I'm kind of enjoying him.

No one would get mad. Please do something about his fucking threads.

Hurrah, I think I passed the astronomy test :eek

Congrats

The next person to start a thread like that without a clear-cut point to make needs to be made an example of. No one comes here for that shit. :\

Aren't those just entries from his blog he's posting anyways?
They all seem to come from the site he has listed in his profile.

yea, its pretty much just his blog.

I say merge them all and let us jerkoffs sort it out. or lock it it doesn't really matter. Even I'm getting bored with him ;/

hes inspired my girlfriend and i to wear monocles in our mouths though when we EXCHANGE WORDS OF A HAUGHTY NATURE WITH THE ESTEEM OF THE GENTLEST OF GENTRY.

haha and she thought he sounded like some fight club douchebag too ;\

Hay folks. I just had my first suicide attempt :o. Tried to hang myself in the closet, the unconscious body does some crazy things to keep itself alive. I have the worst headache of my life now. Doubt I will try that again.

In a closet?
That's gay.

:(
at least you didn't get 5150ed. that shit sucks ;\

im on aim if you wanna shoot shit.

I thought the Nosferatu thing was with October Rust?

*shrug* they have a lot of different songs on it

im watching itright now cause i watch the same things all the time :(