A KITSAS A RUSSIAN NAME FOR KITTEN.

I READ THREADS ABOUT NAMING KITTENS :(

That it is indeed. :(

I could have been a Koshka but I like Kitsa better.

im assuming thats an adult cat :(

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MISHKA IS? OR MEESHKA? I learned it from tolstoy ;)

like a cub?

I'm not even going to pretend to know Russian, I just had a Russian friend I chatted with for long stretches when I was trying to keep him from offing himself (didn't work). The closest I get is nadsat from Clockwork Orange.

yea it's a bear!

i learned it from war and peace when they get all drunk and tie a police officer onto the back of a bear and make the bear go into a river. :lol

Russians are weird.

I haven't read that book in a very long time.

I'm glad I double-check bills before I send them out...I just realized I accidentally wrote "$181" when I meant to pay "$100.81". That could've been ugly. :/

You have to respect anyone who can tie anyone else to a bear. But I liked Dolokhov a lot more before he had his duel with Pierre.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/cas/1062479559.html

What's a cutty buddy? Like the liquor?

Or someone to make sugar cookies with!

That craigslist stuff is some wacky foreign shit to me. It's fun to browse, but I don't see a change coming in my "steer well clear" policy.

BTW, tadao, those photoshop things are great.

Hey, can anyone help me think of a birthday gift for an 80+ yr old nun who usually regifts what you give her anyway? I gave her a laser-engraved personalized pillbox for Christmas, but I'm having trouble thinking of anything else :(

Take her to dinner. I doubt she'll regift that.

She lives 4 hrs away unfortunately :/

They also have rules about leaving the convent, even if I tried I probably couldn't pull that off.

Yeah I learned and laughed even though I hate Dane Cook.

Something from here maybe?

NSFW

http://www.divine-interventions.com/

Hmm, so Nun heist is out of the question.

http://www.overthehillgifts.com/pers...thdaygift.html
http://www.overthehillgifts.com/80birgif.html

Try these

Hmm.

Interesting, Tadao, but I don't see that going over well.

10,000v- thanks :)

Baby Jesus butt plug isn't for everyone :(

She's cool for a nun but I don't think she's that cool.

She does openly exploit her nun status to get free shit out of kiss-asses, though. I loved her for that.

We're so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty! :lovecats

hi pub

We missed you

Ditto

hahaha oh man the only time you can actually see a baby jesus butt plug, that is just a holy sight.

Thanks for the link to the photoshop Tadeo. I never thought Dane Cook was all that funny but The geek factor made it work for me.
I liked the cat stain and the ring ebay tutorals. Ring of ultimate sorrows..LOL

Lol the cat being put in the bag made me sad.

I thought it was Dane Cook doing the tutorials but then I tried to deny the fact that his voice had any connection but now, it's really not all that bad to accept the truth.

I'm drunk. I ate a steak. Let's celebrate.

Happy Birthday Fat_Hippo. Wherever you went.

CIG, how're you doing? You're usually drunk by this time too.

ZeldaQueen: You and your boyfriend still coming up to visit this year?

I am drunk as well and I'm making food sounds good. Oh man how channels 480 and up on WOW!!!!!!!!!11! t.v. got shitty. Wet Hot American Summer is on indemand so fuck yes that's pretty entertaining watch that for a couple ours. FoOds done time to put cheese on it I hope all of have a fun time love from galaxion and herpeas. FUCK JERRY!!!!! DENNIS QUAID IS HIS SONS UNCLE!!1 OH WAHT A FUCKING WORLD.

Babs, have you watched "The Ten" yet?

no I have not son is it that movei with paul rudd in it?

yeah, if you "liked" Wet Hot American Summer you'll "LOVE" The Ten.

here I come demonoid!

There's a girl in my bed and I TIRE OF PLAYING WITH HER VAGINA so I came here to smoke and post this :(

Fag

Ah, 1999. Ah, Back Orifice.





Edit: Oh my god it's like internet Memory Lane. Skot turns out the lights...was that really 10 years ago? :(

Haha I remember that fucking dumbass Skot. HI I THINK I'LL FUCK WITH THE ELECTRICAL ON A STREET LIGHT!

With a leatherman, lol.

Whilst looking at lovelines main page.

Being pregnant and a roller derby go hand in hand.

Ha!
And here I thought that was just a NC thing!

oops wrong thread

Being out of beer usually sucks, but it caused me to put the little bit of rum I had left to work in the form of a rum screwdriver. Can't believe I'd never tried it before; it tastes like Sunny Delight. :yum

WooHoo #8

I'd like to remind everyone that this evening begins Purim, where it's a mitzvah to get drunk.

Grab some Manischewitz or Mogen David today!

oh man and right before st. pats day, this is a good month for alcoholics

i saw that same picture except with the predator ;\

I don't know, Aughara looks prettier to me. :(

I thought plastic surgery was supposed to fix all that shit.

Just like it fixed Jacko? :eek

And Cher? :eek

and that lady with the oilface.

It's worked pretty well for Mickey Rourke. :/

Entertain meeeeee!
I'm fucking bored.

i'm watching season 1 of arrested development and playing with my buck 119 knife.

That's not entertaining enough

I just saw 6 kittens be born and then the mother eat the afterbirth. Then my friends and I sparked up an L, had some beers, and played Magic. True story.

I'm trying to fill half a sketchbook in 2 hours. I can't draw anyway.
Then I'll go to class, be told my work is bad, then go drink.

Positive: I started dating one of the bar staff.

I'd like to see your drawrings, Shrubbles.
:)
Congrats on new penis!

Awesome about the kittens Babs!

I'm at a point in my life where if the world exploded in a cataclysmic fireball, my only thought would be how annoying it is not being able to finish my book or cop a feel or Lily Alen's arse.

My only thought would be how thankful I am that I don't have to pay back all those loan's due to med school. I really don't want to even think about that.

Two babies crying and my daughter won't get out of the shower and get ready for school.

Time for some scotch.

I didn't get loans for med school. I worked at a hospital and tried to wheedle them into believing it was "work-related education". Then I cried as I put $400 textbooks on my credit card.

The man will step on you every chance he gets. True the world over.

The biggest ass-fuck there is when you buy a $400 postgrad textbook, the professor teases the class into believing he might use it until after the book-return deadline, then never does. When you put it on casters to roll it into the used-book sale in mint condition, they tell you they'll give you $25 for it.

This was before Amazon/Ebay/etc.

Wow, I totally forgot about that kind of shit too. I remember buying books for my english classes and never used one of them which roughly came around to the price of $150, couldn't return it either.

I was also a big fan of the professors' xeroxing two or three of their papers, comb-binding them in a flimsy little presentation folder, and selling them in the bookstore as mandatory "textbooks" for $50.

I just got rid of two of those last week- I'd held onto them for 10 years because it felt like throwing $50 away.

I hate college, I really wish I could just be done now. Many more years to go still hahahahahahaha I am an ass.

My worst purchase was 2 engineering texts for $200. But this was 25 years ago, when that was real money.

Grad school sucked balls. Free education, yes, but below poverty line living expenses. For 6 fucking years. You've either got to be committed, or you should be committed.

I spent almost 1/3 of my life in college, and I had to leave early or it would have been more.

Cheer up, it's Purim. Drink some sickly-sweet Jewish wine! And tell me what you think this mascot looks like.

http://www.aish.com/holidays/purim/

I know what he's supposed to be, but tell me what you think he looks like.

The two scariest things you ever want to hear. A two year old coming into the next room and saying "Uh Oh!" and pointing. And changing a poopy diaper for the one kid while you hear a projectile vomit from the other. Ah youth.

Oy, I'm getting verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves!

He's supposed to be a hamentaschen donut, but that doesn't look like a donut to me.

I thought he was a faschtnacht.

Eh, it all happens around the same time.

What the fuck is that?

Mordy Mermeltashen. Duh. :lol

DUUUUHHHHH.

That is not a Jew nose :/

but it is circumcised.

and hairless

I still can't believe they put that thing on a kid's page.

And why is it flesh colored?

Did you get a load of how he looks during party time? Is this really a kids page?

Yep, aish is a huge Jewish site and that's their kids page.

Here's Mordy with his son, who I understand is a little prick.

And here I thought the Japanese were strange! Thank god I'm not the only one embarrassed by my blood line.

You want to see something embarrassing, look at this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcB68AtrmZM

Lol, I get a visual of several female Jewish comedians from that.

The only thing yet to be determined is which gender's organs it actually is.

Edit: I can't believe I missed these coloring book pages.

http://www.aish.com/purimfamily/puri...ring_Pages.asp

That's the great thing. It is both. Point up in masculine, point down is feminine. Make them hump and you'll see stars!

Now I need to bake some and make them hump :(

hehe

Weird. I just got a call from one of the bf's coworkers. I don't think he knew he was calling me, he must have been set up somehow.

He stammered that he liked the oreo balls I made for their Christmas party and quickly got off the line.

Hehe sounds like a phone joke gone awfully bad.

Hi, is your refrigerator in a can?

Poor bastard, having to call me. I knew who it was when I heard the name, but I accused him of being the bf's "other woman" just the same. I think he thought I was serious.

Maybe they thought you would be rip roaring drunk.

Speaking of which, I think it's time to switch from coffee to vodka.

Just add the vodka to the coffee, it'll be okay.

It will never be ok. Dave Blood has been dead 5 years to the day.

:tear