alan fuck

You grew outta that a little bit, though. But you still look like you're twelve.

Milhouse needs to post a picture of himself at a police station desk wearing a lop-sided patrolman's hat licking an ice cream cone.

nah

i'm gonna go get a sandwich because i don't feel like cooking

later, nerds

:lol

I forgot I had told you that Rongi.

AND HERE WE ARE, FOUR YEARS LATER

THIS DEVELOPMENT UNNERVES ME

I AM THE LORD OF ILLUSION.

Should we make a Rock N' Wrestling synchtube party?

I didn't look how many episodes are uploaded but yeah!

omg that sandwich was so good

chojin i know you're readng this thread say something already sheesh

sup

while you were gone i got fat and then got kinda thin and kinda buff

spoilers related

holy shit chojin

while i was gone i starved myself to become thing, gained all the weight back, took it off again, and now i'm fat again

*thin

This is me in November, handsome and svelt :handsome



This is me today, fat and slovenly

that's me trying to eat my friend

Hahaha, your friend is Neil Patrick Harris.

hey whaddaya know he does kind of look like nph

tbh i don't really care about being fat lately. i've since figured out that not every girl on the planet expects you to look like either ed norton from american history x or an emaciated junkie

LOOK AT THE HIPSTER :x

What's that tattoo on your hand?

It's not a tattoo, I went to a show the night before that picture was taken and they marked my hand because I was a minor at the time

ALSO IM NOT A HIPSTER >:

I once almost got "PING PONG" tattooed on my knuckles, but it turned out I didn't have enough money for the all of the letters. It's the only tattoo I am glad I didn't get, as I don't get a chance to play table tennis as much as I used to. I used to be the king of it though.

I kind of want to get Flipper's logo tattooed on my shoulder, but I would probably immediately regret it. Flipper are the greatest band ever but I dunno if I want them on my skin forever

Another idea I had was getting a tiger standing on his hind legs, wearing a rasta hat w/ dreads and sunglasses, playing slap bass on a goofy blue bass guitar and the notes coming out of it form a rainbow. but i think i would probably hate myself in 30 years for getting such a retarded thing on my body

i will basically never get a tattoo is what i'm trying to say

I don't regret anything I've gotten. I probably wouldn't get skulls and crossbones on my wrists again, mainly because everyone asks me if I love pirates of the carribean. I hate those movies. But I don't regret getting it. I just had a thing for pirates 11 years ago.

whatchu got tatted on you, meng

also new breaking bad tonight :D

All I've got is those two skull and crossbone wrist tattoos, a tattoo on my forearm of a kitten fighting a snake, the cheese from wacky delly (rocko's modern life) on my right bicep, and on my shoulder I have the "crown and the down" symbol, which declares my allegiance to poverty. I got them all between 2000 and 2003 since I haven't had the cash to get any more since then. All my money goes to vidya games and oddities from the flea market.

And yeah, breaking bad time! Hopefully something happens this time. I mean, I still love the show when it's dawdling but, it'd be nice for a big move to happen.

Yeah, it felt like nothing happened in last week's episode! I guess it was necessary in an expository way, but I barely remember anything that happened

I liked Marie stealing from the open houses, even though it wasn't really too relevant to the central story. It reminded me of the time when we (me and my 2 roommates) were looking at houses and got denied based on our age. The guy who was showing us around wasted our time by showing us the place, talking about it, then saying we were too young to rent there though. We broke into the place that night and pissed/shat in each room, then tore the place up.

fox (yes that fox) has signed on seth macfarlane (yes that seth macfarlane) to be involved with a sequel (yes a "sequel") to cosmos (yes that cosmos)

and while the two writers from the original cosmos that aren't dead - one being carl sagan's wife - are also involved, as is neil degrasse-tyson...

... somehow i just can't imagine a sequel (how the fuck do you make a sequel to cosmos?!) to COSMOS: A PERSONAL VOYAGE really being quite the same as the original when it's aired on fox. in primetime.

"hey, remember that time i used the encyclopedia galactica to see what boobs look like on other planets?"

Fox relies on Seth to do everything. The only show that I enjoy from him now is American Dad. But this is too much. First he's asked to do the Flintstones and now this.

he could just be involved for financial reasons i haven't really seen anything that says what his involvement will be

hopefully it's not any sort of animation

hopefully he's just there so people who watch seth macfarlane stuff religiously will watch something educational

wait wait, it's fox, it won't be educational

but you know

sometimes i wish seth macfarlane got on that plane 10 years ago

So I managed to sprain my ankle as I exited my inlaws' house.

We'd just come back from a tour of the fire station, since my brother-in-law is a firefighter. I was backing down the front porch steps for some reason. I reached the bottom, but forgot that there's about 2 inches of cement that sticks out of the ground beyond the bottom step. So I trip on that and as I'm staggering backwards, I put my foot in the exact wrong little hollow in the ground and there goes my ankle.

Felt the tendon do the snap thing, felt the usual burny sprain-pain, sat in utter embarrassment as my brother-in-law wrapped my ankle and iced it with a bag of frozen spinach. The kids stood over me with umbrellas. I was grateful for the help, but what a humiliating way to end a visit.

This hurts me just reading about it - mainly because I sprain my ankles too damned much for my own good. In truth - I feel your pain. :ow

On the bright side, the wealth of experience has given me a pretty good knack for making up my own pressure bandage, so I heal up prety quickly now.

My ankle's been weak since I sprained it badly years ago...doesn't take much. More embarrassing than anything.

I'm up late watching COPS and the officer's name is Officer Hancuff. Perfect, right?

There's another one named Ruben Hood.

Did I miss something where everyone has high school pictures as their avatars now?

It's Nick's fan club.

THANK YOU FOR THE CLARITY

we're making fun of how ugly my little pony fans are, it's pretty neat

that girl in your avatar is ok looking

milhouse i'm still stinging from that hipster comment

might have to fight u for this

HIPSTER VS SALESMAN BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

I didn't know Vanille de Oerba was a fan of my little pony.

gonna write death of a hipster and make a million dollars

I think the hipster thing passed me by. I got called a hipster for wearing my top hat out and about town. Whenever I wear am forced to wear a suit, I wear a top hat and wax up the old mustache because I figure might as well go all the way. How am I a hipster for being my fancy self?

I don't really know where I stand on the whole hipster thing. Sometimes I think they're the worst kind of people and other times I agree with this article: http://takimag.com/article/hey_teach...#axzz1USmP5FuN

Last night I met this cute Ukranian girl and talked about Dostoevsky and cooking with her. Got her number too :hat

guys i was just letting something cut on the laser cutter and it was cutting for 20+ mins and was going to cut for another 20+ mins so i figured i had time to go take a shit. well i do and when i come back my colleague jim is standing outside the lab to tell me that the exhaust fell out of the window and the lab was filled with burnt plastic and cancer smell. i ruin everything :(

:( oh no

FIXED

defenestrate is the best word ever

you guys season four of breaking bad isn't that great so far

im kind of bummed about this

I think it's great, but it's not awesome yet. Although I am sure it'll arrive at that point soon. I enjoy the characters interacting with eachother and watching everything slowly come into play. I am sure soon we'll have some crazy shit going down.

THE NON-HIPSTER TALKED ABOUT DOSTOEVSKY, HUH?

THE EVIDENCE IS PILING UP.

HIPSTER PATROL

F*CK YALL

guys she spoke russian what the hell else was i supposed to talk about ivan drago

"hey bby can u help me with dis vodka?"

SORRY GUYS MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY WITH HER >:

The ramifications of Chernobyl is a great ice-breaker

HEY BABY YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE TOTAL ATMOSPHERIC RELEASE OF CHERNOBYL WAS?

ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE, HOW YA DOIN'? I'M JOHN SANSONE.

....

Isn't that like asking a jewish person if they how hot the fires in the ovens were?

lol now i want to ask a jewish person if they wanna go get baked :(

:lol

:ducksauce

I know several jewish people who would probably follow you. You could probably get a ton of them and rent out a train to put them all on. Then take them all to get baked in a warehouse or something. Jewbake 2011?

By baked I mean to get high from marijuana cigarettes. Not actually fry them up.

we could all break a bunch of glass, breaking glass is fun :kristallnacht

so whatever happened to pub

he lurks beyond the veil of sleep

waiting for the stars to align

serious answer: well he's probably not dead or anything, he just posted on twitter 6 hours ago

and he stalks me on tumblr

man pub i dont know about that guy

i like him and everything but he can be kind of a downer

guys remember when gw was a girl 5 years ago

i cannot believe that was 5 years ago

I hope you all pickled this >:

GW is still a girl now too

He has chess.com open in his browser 24/7 and says depressing things in the chat box :(

uh no

No Milpool is right

guys i am not riffing on this joke guitar woman is dude

externally that may be so, but the parts go to waste if you get my drift

he's gay?

or is he like morrissey or something

guys i found out that my upcoming semester at school has been completely paid for by the government

fuck yeah

Gay? I don't really know. Not for me to say, but wasted parts are wasted parts :lol

in retrospect asking if he was gay doesnt make a lot of sense

His favorite youtube video is of a guy jerking off on another guy or something like that... :\

I was watching to catch a predator in a synchtube room earlier and someone put in a video of a guy getting a prostate exam. I left the room.

i'm gonna go smoke weed and play crono trigger

milhouse listen to This Heat i think you'd like them guys

Milhouse probably doesn't like This Heat.

IT'S ALL I CAN DO TO KEEP FROM SCREAMING 'MAKESHIFT SWAHILI'.

I like a lot of shit now

PSSSH

:O

take that back

I am going to listen to This Heat and I am going to LOVE IT TO FUCKING DEATH just to spite you now

I JUST TOLD PUB THAT YOU ARE ALL JERKFACES

:pagebrak