I was bored, decided to take a cursory look at the one thread in the forum that seemed to have activity, and saw that almost an entire page was blacked out because of people I'd added to the ignore list I don't even know how long ago were the only ones posting. Seemed vaguely funny, so I took a screenshot. Really nothing else to it. More often than not, I just click "show post" if it's one or two blocked comments in a thread.

As for why I'd tell a bunch of ignored people: I didn't. Well, I sorta told Pub and GW, but I figured that, like most things here, it's pretty unimportant and doesn't warrant a lot of thought or, God forbid, hurt feelings! :eek

:orgasm

:tear

:love

:xmas2

:(

:love

:boot

You already used that one.

:imock

He didn't tell you. He told me. And I told you. Shut up, Kitsa and Babs. :eek
It really was just something to post about. I am trying to post a lot because Tadao has a higher postcount than I do and it has been a drawn out slow joke about him and I pretending that is a thing that matters. I wasn't even visiting the forums all that much until he IMed me about the HILARIOUS SITUATION.

Very. Always very fucked up.

The other day I found out people actually take the time to read the bullshit I post on here. That certainly quelled the flood quite a bit. I expect to be ignored.
Twitter.
I think you've called me an idiot before or something. The baby picture is something I made and posted in here in 2008 which is probably the last time you called me insufferable or some other apt thing.

I can and have just posted emoticons over and over. I wanted to try get the next 500 posts done by replying to things. With Babs throwing it back in my face I have been struggling, let me tell you. The world will be better when he and I finally die.
My sentiments exacty.
If there was anything going on at all then it would have likely been ignored. If I could make hay out of the Hockey thread then there would be five pages of me talking about the oilers beating the kings with their jets or something. I have better things* to do than posting "COCKS. leek" over & over. I honestly do. I will get on and do them now. Sorry to waste everyone's time. Have a happy Waitangi Day.


*watching The Walking Dead.

Don't you dare lump me in with Babs.

wtf you guys suck let's talk about something that isn't related to message boards

i sure do wish for springtime

Why stop now, when it's just getting good?

Got me there.

I really don't remember that baby picture, but that makes sense. It's hard to keep track of every stupid thing I've said here over the past decade.

Don't try to use me as a scapegoat, jaffa cake hate monger!

The actual part that's humorous is that I'm not a whiny cunt who puts people on an ignore list.

So if you want to use me as some tool of measurement, then I'll take that measurement and just reflect how pathetic and what a cheap ruse it actually is. Where'd the wit go? I dunno.

I'm fucking trying here!

I know Pub Lover. I have worked with Pub Lover. Babs, you are no Pub Lover.

This is a collective effort, dad.

http://www.bad-candy.com/candies/circuspeanuts/

Time to go to the forums

:pagebrak
Never mind, they're "dead"

Nah j/k sup

Hickman, suck my dick.....man.

Sorry, my mouth doesn't touch penises.

If Babs doesn't shut up I'm going to have to hurt his home life.

I'm putting Babs on 30 days notice. Bitch better shut the fuck up for that time period.

Send him home with a knife in his gut and a sack of rice.

AH! The ol' Korean reach around! Love that technique.

I miss the MockWars

Not cool

Jesus Pub it's amazing how much of a difference John Lennon glasses and a beard make.

o cute

What's his name?

we have just over 180 of the little guys. it's a hogna aspersa, though!

With those banded legs? Cool.

My comedian neighbor just did a taping on DRUNK HISTORY last night. He knocked on my door to tell me they were filming, drink in hand, swaying in the wind, and going on and on in a very high and friendly buddy buddy manner. This is the first time I have ever heard of the show but it sounds hilarious.

http://www.webpronews.com/drunk-hist...summer-2013-01

He also turned me onto the SPICY NEWS a year ago

2 pounds of sugar a day from just Coca Cola... No wonder she lost her teeth

My state tax refund was taken for unpaid mental hospital bills.

B-but that refund was for drug money!

yeah, they are super cute as babies. and as adults.

also as moms.

not all ~180 are that species. we have two sacs from that mom (and she has another egg sac currently. jeeeesus!), and two sacs from two other spiders, both rabidosa punctulata.

they are also cute:


i'm a bore!

I could never raise spiders. The temptation to unleash all hell whenever the neighbors pissed me off would be too great.

Have you ever tried any Lox. reclusa or are they too scary? They're so pretty and silky, though.

nope, we're out of their range! we have three latrodectus mactans, though. beautiful creatures.


hard 2 fotograf

very fun to watch, too.

it's kind of annoying since it's winter and we can't just let half of 'em go. feeding this many tiny spiders twice a week is a hassle!

we've also just picked up a few more juvenile tarantulas, and will be getting two more next week. then we have to stop for a while. 27 is enough for now. :nuts:

What do you use? Small crickets?

the Angolan Witch Spider of South America (lolz)

hahaha awesome. for some reason that reminded me of our recently deceased dolomedes tenebrosus. i look forward to warm weather to catch another because i like them.
http://img439.imageshack.us/img439/3...ebrosus2dz.jpg

re: feedin' babies,
pinhead crickets are the best, but nobody nearby sells them! sometimes we can get a jar of flightless fruit flies, but most of these babies are outgrowing them. we bought some "extra small" crickets last weekend at a reptile expo. the crickets are often bigger than the spiders, but the spiders seem to have no problem biting them.

if we can't get a hold of anything small enough, cutting mealworms into small segments does the trick, too. adult lycosids don't scavenge as far as i know, but the babies aren't above it!

which reminds me of one of the cutest things that sadly i didn't get a picture of.

when the aspersa had her babies hanging out on her we fed her a mealworm. a little bit later, we looked at her and the mealworm in her mouth was covered in babies. cuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

Wait, hold on, Kyle Kinane is your neighbor? :eeek

Tell him "MILHOUSE BACKWARDS FROM THE INTERNET LOVES YOUR WORK" and I am 100% serious

Does he know you from somewhere?

the internet. don't you read.

I don't trust that he has ever had a conversation with my neighbor. So telling him that milhouse backwards from the internet loves his work is creeeeeeeeeeepy.

God damnit Tadao Tomomatsu you will use your show business connections to drop my name around

If only I had mod powers again I could do such things!

I've finished watching Walking Dead, so I'm back to post up a storm. Woo.

Man, I caught uo with walking dead and I still am disappointed :(

It isn't very good. It'll be a long time before I again take recommendations from the people that said it was worth watching.
Nonsense.
Oh no. Are cocks being rationed? :eek

Did Milhouse backwards ever watch Twin Peaks?

He certainly never called his mom. >:

Amazingly I wondered the same thing yesterday. Get out of my head!

Also life update: I'm on an orthopedics unit now for placement. Seen some crazy stuff. The off-service (ie, patients from other units) are always the weirdest cases. Saw some necrotizing fasciitis the other day (flesh-eating bacteria)!! Also this still counts as school so basically I work as a nurse 48hrs a week and don't get paid.

I never finished Moby Dick, in case anyone's curious

I can't stay awake through all of Jurassic Park.

I feel asleep in Spiderman 2 and Sherlock Holmes.

I woke up at 6:30, for some reason. I'm guessing I'll go through about three of those Keurig K-Cups before I even leave the house today, and then I'll probably get a ridiculously large coffee from a drive-thru.

Also: Yeah, while The Walking Dead has definitely improved, it's still pretty damn stupid. The comic is frequently as bad, if not worse, but the five episode game is great and manages to make the writers of the show and comic look even worse for not being able to come up with anything even close to as good even with several years of time to do so.

I felt like doing a bit of a check-in with y'all, since shit was pretty crazy.

Basically, I dated a girl for a few months, until it turned out she was full of crazy-bitch rage over the littlest things. Particularly traffic.

Then started working at a local hookah lounge; quit last night when my boss threw my phone to stop me from calling 911 when a girl was passing out. Never knew I could yell at someone so loudly. Girl is fine; she just fucking bounced. Probably drugs.

Boss of a hookah lounge threw your phone to prevent you from calling 911? Because a girl was passed the fuck out there? Did you try waking her up on your own?

I deal with a lot of passed out chicks in my new line of work (out of the Army, guys. Going to school in Austin and I work as a door guy at a bar on 6th street) and I always stick my finger up their butts before I call the EMS. If they don't wake up from that, then they're probably dead or OD'd.

JUST KIDDING! I wouldn't stick my finger up a girl's poo hole, even if she was drunk and passed out. But I always make sure she's awake enough to get her out and get her a cab...guess it's a little different at a hookah lounge though...

Who passes out at a hookah lounge?

12 yo girls

gayyyyyy

:pagebrak

I've lived too long. :tear
wudoin
Yes. :suicide

Biofreeze on your balls hurts a lot.

Biofreeze: not for balls.

What were you doing? :eek

Just putting biofreeze on my balls. I wanted to find out what it felt like. Perfectly okay to use on dicks though.

SCIENCE!

pretty freaky

language nsfw warning if you dont just assume that by now

I got her to lay flat on her back instead of her neck getting propped to the side, and asked her friends what was going on. She woke up and tried to just march away (I think she was just still dazed), and passed out a couple times before I got her to a chair. Her and her friends bounced; it was probably drugs.

Skanks on barbs, apparently.

Dude I would have fired you too. A lawsuit tries to leave my shop and you instead try to keep it there and call 911?

What lawsuit?

A stupid cunt dying in your "legit" business? That's a lawsuit. She is ready to walk out the door and you keep her there? That's a lawsuit.

It's a Hookah bar, how many federal laws do you think they are in violation of. I'm guessing more than 5.

This isn't Iraq buddy. We get sued, and lose, for anything. Let the bitch leave the premise and then she's not your problem. Even Sappy didn't think much of her, she must have been trash.

True. At the bar I work at, my number one priority when a girl passes out is to get that ho' outta there. And yeah I bet those shady hookah bars do have a lot to hide.

Fucking brown people. :(

I was in CVS today and some tweaker ran in and started screaming at the cashier. Thought it was a robbery but apparently he just felt like jumping around and screaming.

The CVS here pisses me the fuck off. I go to Riteaid instead.

My parents will be married 49 years tomorrow. :eek

Those cup things are so stupid, also they do not work. :themoreyouknow

They work for some people. I've never had a problem with them.

So in picking the clovers out of my yard today I found a 4 leaf and a 5 leaf. I think I'm gonna give the 5 leaf to my parents.

rabbit lifestyle

Mooncups are awesome.

Also really good to squick out men friends with when you drag an eggcup filled with blood out your lady-place and threaten to empty it into their bathwater.

So I've heard...

The forumz iz all but dead :(

I canz haz spelzchek