You can have a spellczech

So what do you have to contribute to keep our forum alive? Music? Movies? Games? or are you the token zelda?

I got nuthin'. That's why I stopped posting for a while.
My taste in music is pretty shitty, I'm not a gamer, and I only watch weirdo obscure movies that nobody's heard of nowadays. I'm not funny or interesting enough for here.

Thanks for the comparison to zelda, btw. ouch.

Ok, then can I suggest the Ghost Busters forums?

I'm more of a Zug kind of guy

You could ask yourself the same question, Tadao, you're kind of a dick to everyone and you don't even do it with jokes.

Rather have a dick than a pussy, son.

I don't have anything to contribute to the website and I still post every once in a while.

Yeah it figures you would side with a FORUM IS DEAD post. I like Captain though, he never get overly emotional about words typed on the internet.

:rolleyes

Oh wait, I see where I have been going wrong all this time. I shouldn't treat everyone equally and try to be in a elitist party. How's that working for you GW :lol

Who the fuck is funny or interesting here? >:

Seriously whoever is funny or interesting speak up now so we can all find you and kill you out of jealousy

i make jokes sometimes

i am your banana peel underfoot, baybay

Pretty good. Not being a huge asshole feels good

Who thinks you're not a huge asshole?

Out of curiosity I looked up GW's current posts. :lol

It's funny how big he talks.

We asked him to do one small thing. Put a sticker on a mailbox. This little pussy couldn't do it. He prefers to stand back and let others be the nasty bad guys and cries when anyone tells him how much of a wimp he is.

Real ******s are real ******s you fucking little wimpy ass poser.

:lol at Portland hipsters

Maybe one day you'll know that from experience. (no. you won't.)

Sticker on a mail box? Can I know about that?

You are 5 steps above GW in my book, but I don't trust you.

GW built his "character" around ass kissing the bosses. He had access to privileged information and failed to produce. This is all about a year ago, but when this little wimp says he acts like a real gangsta nigga, let the I-Mock world know, oh wait I can repost his failure. Hmmmm.

Babs was that guy all along. :rolleyes.

Let me tell you Babs, you are alright once a year in my book. GW is just a little cry baby who thinks he fooled 2-3 people a while back. Does anyone care that he doesn't post outside the gaming thread?

I don't like a lot of you, but at least you never kissed ass to Mods and left us high and dry when we needed you. I'm positive Babs or Captain would have done the job . GW is just some little parasite.

They should tell us where they live so we can victimize people in their town.

Victimize all you want. To be honest, I despise every person with the exception of roughly 4 people in this shit hole state.

Well with how good you guys treat me it's frankly a mystery why I didn't take several hours out of my day to harass some idiot IRL who posts on an internet forum I go to.

Of course if Tadao lived in my town I'd probably shit on his porch just to spite him. If I was feeling generous I'd leave a box of bran muffins so grandpa wouldn't be jealous of my regularity

I like bran muffins :(

Sup, Guys? I'm sad and lonely. :)

Welcome to I-Huggery!

Someone please fucking kill me, I fucking suck and hate my faggot ass life.

I'm glad you're getting in the spirit. :)

Seriously, fucking kill me.

Oh, what might have been! One word -- EPIC!

Well, I would have thought so, anyway.

T, what do you use besides bran to keep your pipes clean? Aged minds want to know.

Too easy.

Dude, I just drink coffee in the morning and I shit. I don't even need that. I think I'm the lucky guy who takes 3 shits a day. 1 huge one in the morning and then a couple of clean outs.

I hear that fiber pills make life worse in the long run. I guess it turns off the trigger or something.

Babs : Bleach Ammonia

Carbon Monoxide

Malnutrition.

I'm already there. Come on you fuck, throw something else at me.

Ok, you're not a fuck, but don't hold back, let it out.

There is only one thing worse than a self loathing mid westerner.

Oh wait, I was wrong, there is nothing worse.

That was yummy actually. But I need more! FUCK ME BETTER THAN THIS.

The carbon monoxide didn't work, I'm just shitting out water now.

How 'bout you make a LAST STAND and take a BULLET TO THE HEAD. Afterall, it's A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD.

see what I did there? :jokes

Can't F with that.

I'll take nine.

I admit, I'm impressed.
do you believe in magic?

new friend

d'awwwwww

..

she's so skinny and i guess still too stressed to eat. i hope to fatten her up pretty soon.

Hohoho, motherfucker. :picklehat

Where'd you find/get her aaarg?

can't find things like that around here! bought her from http://www.jamiestarantulas.com/Default.asp

I'm so tired of you fags, I'm on a quest to bring the ladies back.

oh and cig too :rolleyes I'm sure the name change mattered.

Classic Danny.
Sure, and the only reason you didn't finish QS is because you haven't sat through Thunderball.
No, it is exactly because I have given up on life.
I'm going to go read a book. See you for March Madness.

Yeah, I think I'll take a class on berating instead. :(

There is some exorcist 2 movie coming out but Will Arnett is going to be the priest.

My USB SNES controller came in the mail today and if this doesn't fill the void in my life then nothing will

I bought a Surface Pro with my tax refund money after reading Penny Arcade's review of it. It was that, or the 12" Cintiq, but I decided having a portable Wacom tablet that was also a laptop was more useful, especially since I can work on commissions while at my day job.

Still waiting for Adobe to update their drivers, but Sketchbook Pro works like a dream. I absolutely love this thing, though I understand I'm kind of a unique demographic and most people probably wouldn't want/need one.

Also? Windows 8 is fucking weird. I think it's great for the Surface, but I'd never put it on my desktop.

ugh

too late :(

hate

hey

Today to celebrate my 10th anniversary on pub10.ezboard.com/bimockery I did a pee in the shower and got the Ghost Ship on Mario 3 twice raise the roof y'all

ew gross you are ooooold :x

I just learned that the Beastie Boys are credited with coming up with the word "mullet" because of their song Mullet Head.

It's a fish. Therefore, I am crediting Barnes and Barnes for coming up with it because of their song Fish Heads.

But refering to it as a hair style and not a fish is all BBoys niggggggaaaa

i lubed up my lips for this?

fuck it i'll join the fun here's a swedish punk song about mullets



hockeyfrilla/ishockeyfrisyr aka "hockey hairstyle"

Ask Prudie column

in which guy wants to use dead wife's vibrator on new girlfriend because it was expensive

oh heavens @ dead woman's vibrator

At least he didn't want a threesome with his dead wife. Because that would be weird.

TO HELL WITH PIXELLATION! IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A LITTLE "SOMETHING" THEN DON'T LOOK!

On the other 'hand', I wanna see it.

Whoops, I didn't see that 'coming' at all!

oh jizz, you guys and your awful jokes.

EDIT: would "jizzus christ!" be better?

i think it might be time to call the forum, guys

What's their number?

Yeah. There's maybe three threads that actually get replies now. It's kind of amazing how dead this place got. I mean, it was never thriving, but this is...dead.

this place is as dead as those three kids that portland animator don carlson (internet alias pram maven) shoved into a meat grinder.

when you search my name on google, the first page of results includes his ripoff report on i-mockery and legal dox on someone with the same name as me in iowa who got busted for child porn. i guess don "murderin' maven" carlson gets the last laugh after all.

my search results are all about cleveland-marshall school of law. no child murders for me!

(at least not 'til page 13, and who goes past page 3?)

I thought Willie posted that. How many people have you insulted over Facebook concerning their love of ponies?

there was a wasp in the bedroom last night. i grabbed a jar and put it outside so the wasp could get out at its leisure. my lovurr told me that it's great that i don't kill wasps.

this morning i go to put the dog out and the wasp is at the bottom of the jar. :(

luckily temperature ain't nothin' but a number for an arthropod. i brought it back inside for a little while and it was thawed and ready to go out in the world (and attach its offspring to a spider or something. fuckin' wasps)

Going on record that UCLA will win. Fuck ya'll

quite a few, actually

they're like the jehovah's witnesses of furries

I see the forums have still ground to nearly a halt :(

Explain

i like fuck girl with big penis
nice big bopbs and very sex.

Because im from LA

lol they lost in round 1