I'm talking about some mother truckin Football, or SOCCER to an Englishman such as yourself. :posh

Kathryn, all French people do have silly mustaches and OUTERRRRRAGEOUS ACCENTS! :: python

We're FRENCH!

Why are you in England?

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

Actually we say "football", not "soccer". Or more precisely "God I wish everyone would shut up about football, it's gay".

I have a few American friends who think I'm really stereotypically British, but I'm really not.

The US ladies like my accent though, aparantly.

i'm part french

I thought, the joke was referring to U.S. States, not the entire country.

I live in NY.

Therefore, since walking is the thing around here, I'm def not fat.And Matt your making absolutely no sense. Maybe I'm just too much of a Yankee.

US ladies have parties in their pants for accents.

MattJack- they also carry around baguettes!

Wowie, a real-life gay frenchman.

West Virginian

which part?

:lol:lol:lol I slay myself. :lol

I know, my sarcasm was a little dry maybe? I was just being a dick, pretending that you were the stereotypical Englishman that loves football, tea, and dark shit tasting beer.

Noob, me too! But it's Cajun french :(. Does that count? ... wait.. I came from people who came from Canada...

Hmpf, two out of three 'aint bad.

It's actually the Irish that like the dark beer, we like ours warm, with a nice slice of beans on toast.

warm beer?! Why would you do that to yourself? You know that we have the technology to cool your beverage?

Toast and Beer? My mind is officially blown.

Ale should be served at the termperature of the barrel in the cellar, which is usually cool. NO COOLER.

...but certainly not warm.

Yeah, I know. I'm backwards and random like that sometimes.

The "dark beer" is Guiness, so you know.

CUZ WE TAAAAAAAAKKKINN OVAA

CONVICTT MUUUSIC

My friend's parents are Irish. Last night they were cursin and shit, I couldn't stop smiling. His mom got +5 attractive points for the accent, but then quickly lost them with her river dancing which was making my penis soft.

I hope my children all have different accents from the UK.

Guiness is grisly, gus. We have plenty of dark ales which are much nicer.

For some reason, I don't think convicts really listen to Akon.

I SEE YOU WIN'N N GRIN'N UP ON DAT POLEEEEEE

s'my boi

I WUNNA F*CK YOU

Hey, Bubba...