simpsons did it

The Duf' brings the pain.

i love that video

duane benzie got his own sketch show?!

Life is much to short to take things seriously. >:

Digg broke i-mockery :tear

Another rape of my childhood memories?

I can't wait to see it eaither.

LIFE'S TOO SHORT
SO DO WHAT YOU WANT
I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN
SO EVERYONE JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT

PEOPLE WILL LAUGH, AND TELL YOU TO MOP
PEOPLE WILL CALL, AND HERE COME THE COPS
IT'S ALL BEAT UP AND GOING TO TOWN
YOU DID WHAT YOU COULD
AND PUT THE BALL OUT OF BOUNDS

Does it count as a sleep-over if I'm staying at my mom's house? Who cares, it's a full night's worth of online debauchery. And schoolwork. I just wish I still knew people on my chat programs.

Pub: Just as I think that Rincewind dying is an excellent idea. The pleasure that Death would get out of that alone is comedic gold.

Isn't it that Rincewind's timer doesn't run or something :|

Where is he by the way? In the dungeon deminsion? Can I panty raid your sleep over?

If the picture book is the last piece that features him at all (and I think it is) then he's the Professor of Odd Geography or whatever it's called. And every time he cheats death, which is often, his timer gets another twist or kink in it, moving the sand about. Even Death can't predict where it ends anymore. God, I'm a nerd.

Tadao: I can't speak for my mom's stuff, but sure.

Well I am 11 years older than you, so we could have a mother/daughter bondage... I mean bonding moment.

Man, there are so many good responses to that comment that I think I just fainted a little. Phew.

The Punic Wars had some pretty manly names. Scipio Africanus, Hamilcar, Hannibal Barca. The name "Caesar" registers low on the manliness scale (to speak of Roman-era names in general) when rendered in English, but the Classical Latin pronunciation (Kye-zar) is a big improvement. I also like the medieval French name Enguerrand.

And speaking of this thread, I'd like to see Leslie (thekapn) and kellychaos return to post here just so that they can cry.

Hey guys, I'm an aunt now! My niece was born at 9:40am on the 11th, and she's so tiny! Her name is Nora Leigh!

Hold on, I have to turn into a total chick for a minute.

AWWWWW! How much did she weigh?

Only 6.5 lbs! She's so small, but she's healthy!

Congrats. Now, prepare for the hell of being an aunt. Its almost as bad as motherhood I hear.

That's crazy talk!

I dunno, being an uncle isn't at all difficult, besides the occasional babysitting.

Congrats, anyway

I'm an uncle too. I had to babysit my sisters kid for almost a year straight. Fucking incompetents should NOT have kids.

What a teeny thing! Congratulations to all.

God, ye're such a group of guys.

Cheers to a future mocker!

Well, thank god all the other forums are back.

SOMEONE, QUICK, WE UH, NEED A SHARKS FORUM