It depends... Will I get small change out of it?

wait, you mean you'll let a stranger buttfuck you for pocket change? You'd be popular at truckstops...

you don't have to take over the family business you know.

there are plenty of jobs out there for people who are special. there was an old crack head i used to work with that got bumped from his job cleaning tables at the mall food court by a retarded kid. if you reached for the stars, you could possibly be a good enough retard to land a job.

I sure am. Especially in Wyoming. There's like, nobody in Wyoming, so truck drivers get all hot and bothered when they see me standing there, waving my feather-boa about and going, "Looking for a good time, handsome?" Even though they're not exactly HANDSOME, but still. A guy's gotta' get his vending machine dinner from somewhere.

wow...you're not even pathetic enough to be funny....

SAM TELLS ME YOU LIKE RAPE, MILHOUSE. WE'LL HAVE TO SEE JUST HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT LATER ON

I'm not trying. I'm just sort of letting whatever falls out of me fall out.

This is your masterpiece eh?

You should get another username and start over.

;)

Manfred Sodom.

I just thought of the mummies from Majora's Mask.

I love these posts! They're cute!

I just thought of the philly cheesesteak place down the street.

I just thought of a little philly I'd like to take to my place

Chojin, please lock this thread and move it to thread backups....

this is not a thread backup. at all. :<

Chatroom thread addition? :)

a capital idea, old chum

I am filled with mirth and glee when I get this to happen. :)

I am punching the air in happiness. :)

I am really pathetic. :(

But still happy. ;)

You are a thread horder, Pub.

pub is our honorary chatroom moderator

Indeed. :eek

I particularly like the new meanings the fragmented posts take on.

Just who is Fathom telling to 'Leave It'? What does Esuohlim mean with his wink?

Dick Kraken

i'm lol'ing :<

Roger Barr :picklehat

Speaking of Bronson though, one of my roommates and I have been watching the deathwish series every night on AMC. Last night was part 3 and thus far, the best.