I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

By the way, I really did use a computer at a public university office that had been allocated to me so I could update web page files and I googled something I remembered years back about a pissing mule's cunt in the summer, and I really did post a poem written by Catallus that compares a pissing mule's cunt in the summer to a then-recently-departed man's smile (in Latin).

From such great posts the future shall understand our time.

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2008 02:48 AM

man i gotta laugh at that game :lol

Seven Force

Apr 9th, 2008 02:48 AM

hahahhahahahaha pub

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546902)

theres a definite lag in pubs response time and ive never really noticed till now

Trying to quote every post in here & make a comment? A losing game.

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546904)

probably not intended to be complimentary then

Ha. Don't put money on it.

GADZOOKS

Apr 9th, 2008 02:50 AM

You can skip over mine unless you have a ancedote on hiccups

Sethomas

Apr 9th, 2008 02:50 AM

Yeah, I mentioned a metamorphosis that started in high school of turning an image into a personality.

The two biggest instigating factors were an essay I wrote on a message board for the movie "Stigmata" in 1999, to which I had over a hundred email responses that all seemed to deserve hours of research into 2,500 years of ecclesiastical and philosophical original sources--stuff I'd never touched before.

The other one was a few months after that began when I'd argue morality and theism with CLAspinster and Glowbelly on the poli/phil board, which forced me to get an accurate grip on what academic debate looks like before I had to actually live it every waking our of my life.

I-MOCKERY CHANGED MY LIFE.

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546880)

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO'S RESPONDING TO WHO ANYMORE

haha, edits. :tear

Seven Force

Apr 9th, 2008 02:51 AM

hahaha you read every post

including mine

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546905)

I got the hiccups I will post for every one

Are you hiccuping once every 30 seconds, or will you build a backlog?

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2008 02:52 AM

FINDING FRINEDSHIP IS THE WILDEST ADVENTURE OF ALL ;_;

GADZOOKS

Apr 9th, 2008 02:52 AM

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546940)

FINDING FRINEDSHIP IS THE WILDEST ADVENTURE OF ALL ;_;

;_;

GADZOOKS

Apr 9th, 2008 02:53 AM

I want pub to comment more on this so I will post it more

GADZOOKS

Apr 9th, 2008 02:54 AM

Does this picture reflect your life decision? What does CHARLIES MEAN TO YOU?

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546907)

i'm of two minds about me, myself

I'm in only one mind about myself.

That I am awful & awesome.

You're awesome & awful & that's why I like you.

haha, I pretend you're like me because that is why I'm on the internet & not with real people. >:

GADZOOKS

Apr 9th, 2008 02:54 AM

Would you ever drive a yellow pickup truck, why or why not?

Seven Force

Apr 9th, 2008 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546943)

I want pub to comment more on this so I will post it more

i just want to hear his opinion on current events

Asila

Apr 9th, 2008 02:55 AM

Because only the cool cougars drive the yellow pickup trucks

GADZOOKS

Apr 9th, 2008 02:55 AM

Lonliness is aways a current event.

And cougars

Sethomas

Apr 9th, 2008 02:56 AM

Oh, I did notice 7F's comment and I enjoyed it.

Now, the next step is to actually write erotic I-Mockery fanfiction, and I'll link to chapters involving a fictional representation of myself from my social networking and online dating profiles.

GADZOOKS

Apr 9th, 2008 02:56 AM

what would you say if I enlarged this to giant dimensions

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546909)

I just had one, I muffled it

and other this one was throaty

another muffled high pitched one before I can hit quick reply

and another

one more

Not a post for each one. :tear

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 546910)

You're fun. Goddamnit all, you're more emo than me so wtf?

Yeah, low self-esteem what the hell.

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546912)

oh wow, a huge and loud one followed by another high muted one

and now i just horked

I bit my lip during this hiccup

this one was lame but loud

this one did nothing for me

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546913)

had a loud as one hitting reply

followed by a machine gun of 3

followed by one that sounded like I got punch in the gut

another toady one

the loudest one yet, broke the echo barrier

Jixby-esque.

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