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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 548777)

asila idk if you know this or not but here at imockery we have a no fat chicks policy :x

hahahaha pic plz

thanks liquid I'll keep that in mind

ASILA I'M SORRY IW AS JK

who put my marshmallow peep in the microwave and put horse hair on it

Tre Kronor, what the fuck?

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 548782)

MY FAVORITE JEW :eek

If you don't want to go to hell, then there's only one FAVORITE Jew for anyone.

sorry seth but jesus was black :rolleyes

he was jewish? i thought the jews killed him? (didnt read the bible much so correct me if im wrong)

I'm going to hell anyway :x

Dude, there is gonna be a whole room for us. :(

yeah, i know i'll be there :'(

A hell room, because I'll believe in hell again long enough to join that

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 548798)

Dude, there is gonna be a whole room for us. :(

You mean I-Mockery members?

Shit I hope not :(

i'd hate to be stuck in a room with you guys >:

Hell is for children.

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 548803)

You mean I-Mockery members?

Shit I hope not :(

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 548804)

i'd hate to be stuck in a room with you guys >:

It's hell for a reason. :x

If I-Mock was a room then the chatroom would be the closet :lol

AND SOME OF US AREN'T TOO KEEN ON STRAYING FROM THE CHATROOM IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >:

Yes, Jesus was Jewish. He was, in fact, so good at being Jewish that all the other Jews had to kill him to keep them from looking bad.

The understanding that he was killed by a select group of politically-motivated Jewish élite under the auspices of Imperial Rome, and NOT by an elective motion of the entire religion/culture is not easily explained to those with short attention spans. If you want a sociological primer for millions of deaths stemming from Anti-Semitic prejudice from roughly the 4th Century to the present, that's about it.

Oh, and Mel Brooks' whole "Gentiles can laugh at self-deprecating Jewish humor because we file their taxes for them anyways" shtick doesn't really help, either.