Sorry, I only take the time to use numbered footnotes in non-scholastic writing when I'm composing messages for online dating sites.

PAGE BREAk YOU SHITS! >:

Too bad, Pub :rolleyes

Seth needs a TA.

Preferably not a lesbian, can we manage that?

I AM IMAGINING YOU BEING KICKED IN THE BALLS! >:

girls dont like wall of txts seth :(

haha, idiot

There's a lot of of backstory to make this equally weird but in ways that reflect less weirdly on me personally, but:

The last person I met from that site changed her orientation setting to "gay" within about two days.

Now that the Pope & the Dalai Lama are both in the US, could someone set up some sort of Wrestling Grudge Match between them?

Who would win?

weirdo

If the Dalai Lama is in the United States, then there's a good chance I'll run into members of his entourage and maybe his Holiness soon. Any diplomatic or cultural excursion to the US he makes is usually an excuse to visit his brother who runs the slightly-more-successful of two Tibetan restaurants in this city. That's really not an exaggeration.

And while I've seen the pope three times already, it's never been this particular one so I'm kind of torn about the chance to end my 8-year dry run of papal attendances.

Don King- "Okay Pope, how 'bout this: You and the Dalai Lama at Madison Square Gardens?"
JPII- "He doesn't have a PRAYER!"

Man, I miss The Critic.

Hardly worse than you, Cunt.

Mental Image: 1
Brain Cells: 0

When I see Facebook tell me "(Seth's "friend") and (Seth's "friend"'s "Girlfriend") ended their relationship", I wish it could be set up so that it would say that someone else ended it. 'Cuz really, that's how it usually is with these kids.

About that meeting with the lass who recently discovered how gay she is:

When the mutual friends we were with talked about bike theft, and someone said she wanted to post something on Craig's List entitled "To the assholes who vandalized my bike:", I retorted something about the fact that she'd probably put it in the "casual encounters" section. Miss "penises aren't my thing anymore, officially as of tomorrow" laughed really hard at that for a long time. To bad that didn't give me a chance to set her straight.

So why the hell are Sean Penn's and Iggy Pop's name being bandied about on the Persepolis ads I've seen, I don't see their names anywhere on imdb or anywhere else

Oh wait, "North American version".

Fuck that

FUCK THAT

:(

So tomorrow I have to take a good 10 hour drive through what I've decided to be the most boring scenery in the continental United States. Oh god the trees. I'm a fan of woods in general but to drive through miles and miles of them is honestly unbearable.
I shall probably go very slowly insane.

Trees are much more interesting than cornfields

Cornfields at the least creep me out because I imagine small children piling out of them with evil intent. Trees are just boring.

This board gets so much more activity on Friday nights

You fuckin nerds >:

Using a message board at all is nerdy.