I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

People seem to have the attitude that the internet "at this rate" is going to keep getting worse and worse until it's somehow more deplorable than it is already.

Personally, I think that as the members of "Generation-I" grow up, you'll see a lot of adults born with the internet keeping the next generation in line.

TODAY'S GAMEFAQS POSTERS ARE TOMORROW'S UNCOOL DADS.

Tadao

Apr 20th, 2008 03:21 AM

It has always been. Music isn't as good as it was, the forums, they weather, McDonalds Burgers, Cartoons, Kids, Clothes, Haircuts.... on and fucking on and fucking on.

I lose respect when I here someone cry out THE FORUM SUCKS NOW!

They are in for a big surprise, and will hate life more and more as they grow older and bitter and wither away into nobody likes you land.

Pub Lover

Apr 20th, 2008 01:37 PM

Already there, Pal. ;(

Pub Lover

Apr 20th, 2008 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 550537)

i keep dreaming im in high school and i keep skipping math class and im like "eh its no problem" then its mid-terms and i dont want to not graduate and i panic and for some reason pub is in the back just chillin smokin a joint

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Originally Posted by Dr. Octogonopus (Post 550550)

What is up with everyone on these forums and pot? SMOKER ARE JOKERS!

Oh fuck, I smoked a joint in some random shit's dream? I must be blazin all day long. :rolleyes

Also, am I blowing it in your goddamn face? Are you tied down while I do that? Let me tell you kid, if I had you strapped to a board, I'm not stopping at just smoke in your zit-ridden face. >:

Pub Lover

Apr 20th, 2008 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 550531)

this thread is GBS

i thought some of you guys were better than this

You're so very, sorely mistaken.

Pub Lover

Apr 20th, 2008 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DALI-II (Post 550614)

Hi past me, i have a few things to tell you about... THE FUTURE!
1.Yes,Miss Holloway is a rotten old bitch, but ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT IN HER HOMEWORK!
2. James is a retard who has DOS,on his PC. Don´t go to the movies with him.
3. Maca will grow up to be an idiot. Go out with Cristina.
4. DO NOT,i repeat DO NOT see this movie called Epic Movie. It will only cause extreme vomiting.
5. Invest in this little thing called Wikipedia.
6. Yes,MR.T is awesome. Even 10 years from now.
7. Go to Trinity college. Yes, i know your acting isn´t that good. SO PRACTISE!
8. Marina, while she may look intimidating, will be your best friend later on.

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Originally Posted by DALI-II (Post 550600)

Name- Matthew
Age- Older than you!

You are mistaken. You also suck.

Pub Lover

Apr 20th, 2008 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 550609)

I think I'm amusing. ;(

You are also mistaken.

Hat-trick!

Asila

Apr 20th, 2008 02:50 PM

Yeah, we missed you too

Pub Lover

Apr 20th, 2008 03:08 PM

Some one needs to be absent before they can be missed.

Also, when did you get into the 'we' group?

Pub Lover

Apr 20th, 2008 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 550443)

All I can say is that I hope they actually make it possible for you to drive more than 5 minutes without flipping your car.

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 550476)

I can't will my car to not flip, the controls and physics are the floatiest bullshit I think I've ever seen.

I've seen people have this issue in GTA & real life, the problem is idiocy. Congrats.

ElPila666

Apr 20th, 2008 03:56 PM

What about parking your car between two cars?, that's impossible for me, thank god they did'n t make me doing that in the driving test

Tadao

Apr 20th, 2008 03:58 PM

Try it without weed

ElPila666

Apr 20th, 2008 03:59 PM

man we're on 21st century there should be car autopilot

ElPila666

Apr 20th, 2008 04:03 PM

is hardest difficult while you're drunk. i remember once i felt like as a car racer and i did an almost 90º bend turn while i was drunk, i scared the shit out

Dr. Octogonopus

Apr 20th, 2008 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 550611)

I was messing around, douchefag. Smoke all you want, I don't give a shit.
Also, I'm an uncle now. Kinda cool.

Dr. Octogonopus

Apr 20th, 2008 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 550637)

man we're on 21st century there should be car autopilot

Don't they have those cars that can parallel park themselves?

Esuohlim

Apr 20th, 2008 04:09 PM

Parallel parking is easy you idiots

Pub Lover

Apr 20th, 2008 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Octogonopus (Post 550639)

I was messing around, douchefag.

Oh shit? People mess around on this forum? :eek

Well shit! I was serious! :eek

I hope you die after seeing nasty things happen to everyone you love! :)

Buddy. :lol

Tadao

Apr 20th, 2008 04:12 PM

He's gonna get waterboarded with jizz

ElPila666

Apr 20th, 2008 04:14 PM

i got busted while i was driving
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r91diSbeu4E

ElPila666

Apr 20th, 2008 04:22 PM

JK, but that old man had an automatic box that got stuck, that's what he said about why he couldn't handle the car

Pub Lover

Apr 20th, 2008 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 550647)

ME is a pile of wank. They just took 98, broke it, added Spider Solitaire and released it.
I'm sure someone could install a copy of AIDS into your arse for free but it wouldn't make it any better.

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