BLAST OFF

maybe instead of 3... 2... 1... 1 and a half, you should go with "3,2,1, 0.5"

i'm sorry, i just got not only your joke but something a babysitter told me told me when i was 6.

and here i was about to suggest the Metric System

one a half is funny because it's something a kid would say

take it from me, i am the two-time hilarity champion

it is also a bit of an inside joke with other page brakkers because I missed the page break at first and had to edit it in

Bill Nye or Beakman? who's better

i disagree with the avatar bit >: i tend to skip reading his posts because of it, i should probably just get it over with and put him on ignore already

This has come up before.

:x

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So has the emoticon posse disbanded? I haven't seen GADZOOKS and Sam in a while :Eek

Make my avatar an emote (:cat :cool :shades or :sailing)

:gay

Ahaahaha take that

you do it >:

whats been up in here guys? i've been tryin to get my laptop setup the last few days and forgot this place existed :x

:eum

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i watched the movie thinking "MAYBE IT'LL BE FUNNIER IF I GET THE BACKSTORY," but it wasn't >:

I thought the bonus features to "The Aristocrats" was funnier than the movie. The movie just reminded me of how me and my friends would talk to each other when we were teenagers.

I Dont Like Mondays
 

I was watching the movie "I'm not there", a strange movie about Bob Dylan so i decided to make my own lyric for a song if i were Bob Dylan too, maybe this is for the Art Shit place, i will gonna post some poems there too :), so here's my thing:

Is the name of a song, her name is sweet
she sweet like weed
she come over to my rescue
in moments i get through

She's my girl, her name is Pearl

freeking me away now and then
but while i lay on bed
strange dreams in my head
let's get the night away

our parents're upset
she sadly cries while i pray
but lord didn't care
cause he was busy somewhere else

oh wish i could snork some
just to enjoy a little bit my own
but i follow the footsteps of the Lord
"he" ain't wrong, "he" ain't wrong

what? ;__;;

I've been craving a cigarette all day even though I think they're really disgusting

is this how everyone's addiction starts out ;_;

Yes. Welcome to a disgusting habit!

i'ts unplesant at first but it ends up likeing you

I'd wish my mouth were be a GW's cigarette