dammit, you're all talking like Bible Camp people now >:(

the B can S my A, and you kitsa can E out of my B if you don't L it!

Kitsa, what's wrong with your cat?

I think that's a squid.

i figured it was a cuttlefish due to her title

It's a cuttlefish, and nothing is wrong with the cat except that I couldn't differentiate one's shit from the other's in time to take it in for the annual checkup.

woops

You should feed one cat only blue food and the other only red food.

Well, one cat doesn't cover his shit, so that's easy enough, but it's harder to tell the others. Plus, blue shit raises eyebrows at the vet's office.

i ate a whole pack of blueberries before and pooped blue for a week :/

ummm i'm only saying that to reassure that MM's idea will work

jolly stuff!

There was a doctor who played a practical joke on people- he'd give people Harry & David chocolate-covered cherries, which are PACKED with red food dye, and then when people would shit there'd be a red haze around it that looked like blood. If he freaked out someone enough that they either talked about it or ordered a colonoscopy, that was a bonus.

Of course, this is the same guy who told a colleague that viagra cured altitude sickness, and the guy he told popped a handful on the plane to Denver and walked around with a boner the whole conference.

Same thing happened to me with crayons. So feed the cat crayons.

great story, kitsa! ;)

It's my scientific speci-al-ity.

who here thinks charlize theron is like WICKED hot 'cause i do

Abnormal font :(

Tadao! welcome!

BTC, what the hell ya doin inhere, your never in here.

Does that guy want to recreate movie scenes in animation or does he want to rip off the scenes directly from the movie in a .flv or .swf format?
I've always thought she was kind of hollywood bland and never really stood out as a face to remember.

I made him come in here.

Then I made him cry.

Now he's doomed.

Hey there's girls in here! :eek

For some reason, abnormal font gets a bad reaction here.

Think that's bad? Wait till someone uses a non-standard colour (particularly dark purple).