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Hullo Colonel. :)

Submitted to the Hickman challenge, yet? ;)

I'm going to hire Willie as the official photographer of my wedding.

But sir, that is what the internet is for! :orgasm

In my experience this is a name that ladies would favour. You are a true ladies man, my friend.

I like that he's genuinely offended :lol

poor guy :(

Offended? Hardly. I was just calling her out on how irritating she really is

^That owns pretty hard tbh

Not sure why I look like one of those hammer guys from kirby or why he's holding a floppy disk though :(

Holy fuck you are omg

i also do prom photography ;)

I thought tHAT SAID PORN PHOTogrAPHY :O

I can't hold down a conversation in this thread for more than a few posts.

Man, helping a girl pick out lingerie is the greatest thing ever.

Unless the girl is just a friend, then it is a fucking anti climax

If the girl is a friend, then it is an anti-climax.

Holy double-entendre, Batman. :(

WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT ALL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS POST WAAAAAY, WAY, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH IN THIS THREAD. I DEMAND THAT THIS THREAD BE LOCKED OR AT LEAST DELETED. ALSO, WHOEVER STARTED THIS THREAD SHOULD RECEIVE AN INFRACTION, FOR WORTHLESS OR EXCESSIVE TOPICS/REPLIES.

But where will I talk about nothing then?

IT DOESN'T MATTER. PEOPLE POST MUCH TOO FREQUENTLY IN HERE. YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND WHEN I LOG OFF FOR THE DAY AND THEN LOG ON AGAIN THE NEXT MORNING I ACTUALLY BOTHER TO READ THE 3 OR 4 PAGES OF CRAP YOU GUYS POSTED LAST FUCKING NIGHT????

Yes, but the best thing to do to combat that is to start a different thread about something interesting or funny worth discussing. But you're pretty devoid of either qualities, so I don't know.

I know I don't. I read a page, unless it was funny or interesting, then I go back to see what got us there.

All that being said, nobody is making you do that. You could ignore the thread altogether if it bothers you that much.

NO, THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.

Yelling at it will help.

You should do that more.

It should be the "Hey, I'm at work right now thread."