Sam I do not like your new avatar because i always think you are shukov

speaking of synthetic burgers and great ol' america, in the past fourty years McDonalds has been accused of meat-foolery many a times. but there were two particular rumors that stood out (seperated by 20 years): a) that mcdonalds burgers contained earthworms b) that the patties were formed using cow eyeballs

McDonalds' response to these accusations? They chose to point out the illogical reasoning in the myths by informing people that there's no way they'd use cow eyeballs or earthworms as substitutes in their food, because both of those items are more expensive than beef.

IS THAT BETTER?

It amazes me that they found that response so reassuring that they decided to recycle it a generation later

to be fair i don't think that shit costs more than beef

it's a pretty renewable resource i suppose

feed em beef, get beef-shit. feed em beef-shit, get shit. feed em shit, get more shit.

hope you assholes like your quarter pounders.

I'm sure it would probably cost more to form shit into beef, especially with the research costs. I'm almost positive that there's no machine where you feed shit in and out pops a burger on the other side.

WRONG. A TIME MACHINE.

If you had a random hook-up and then used a time machine the next day to go back in time, knock out your past self and have sex with the chick a second time, would that count as a cock block


time machines are a theoretical can of worms, guys :(

I GOT A CAN OF WORMS FOR YOU ALL TO OPEN IT'S CALLED SHUT THE FUCK UP. >:

WHEN IN THE GODDAMN HELL HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ME, AT ANY POINT, TO BE PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF SHUTTING THE FUCK UP?

once you open the can though its no longer shut up ;/

can we turn this can of worms into a burger? i hear worms are more expensive than beef and thus more tasty.

YOU CAN TURN IT INTO SOME SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THEN THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO WITH IT I SUGGEST YOU ALL TRY IT.

can i get a sample

what if instead of knocking yourself out you double-teamed the random hookup

FUCK YOU SAM

ALL YOU DO IS STIFLE CREATIVE THOUGHT PROCESS

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WHY HUMANITY STILL HASN'T INVENTED THE GODDAMN TIME MACHINE

What the shit? Khal is back? :eek

I DON'T FEAR I AM DESCENDING INTO THE MOLTEN CORE

SO FAR I HAVE NOT FOUND THE SCIENCE

khlal invented a time machine and went back and didnt get heself banned

also sam why you so mean

is this houw you play the INterneT?

I'M NOT MEAN JUST SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSH UTUP

DID SOMEONE SAY LOUDER?

CAUSE WE CAN DO THAT