This thread needs more Boston Legal!

Is 'job at the lumberyard' code for gay sex or something

Really? :tear

I'd only smell them if they enjoy being smelled.
The sensual act of smelling must be enjoyed by both parties in order to create a relaxed and good-spirited atmosphere.
If a GF does not like the intense rush of being smelled, then I will have to do so privately where the said GF is not bothered by my sudden intake of GF fumes.
I calculate and predict a GF's reaction with a 95% confidence interval.
If the GF is not delighted within the first 1.387 seconds (also known as an instant) upon my creation and initiation of the smell experience, I will terminate it within the next .54 second, and have a relaxed yet firm expression on my face in order to coax a less extreme negative reaction out of the GF.

I was going to post a dozen times right here, but I feel responsible for the CosmoToad. Bloody newbs thinking my behavior is acceptable. :(

Just like Riggo44 ruined Seven Force's Asian Lover joke. :(

Bloody Newbs. >:

But I really want to hear what you have to say!

In regards to you, Mister Pace, all I have to say is :pipepuff

You break my heart sometimes :(

If we were all Chimps, I would say the rest of us spend our time flinging poop or grooming each other, while you sit to one side wearing a bow tie, reading some dread tome, & smoking your pipe. Every so often one of us will hit you with some stray shit, & you'd put down your book, look at the offender squarely & say "My dear chap, is all this really necessary?" then hold their attention for a second or so before puffing on your pipe & returning to your book.

lol

Vivisection is no laughing matter. >:

I find it very funny. What else are animals good for?

Ask Lycurgus1985.

pets. and food.

Pets? Fuck pets! If I wanted some ungrateful bastard eating my food, & pissing on my carpet I'd have kids.

As for food... :vegan

there's nothing better than a good steak. and pork loin is to DIE for. as for others, such as sausage, bacon, chicken breast, wings.... I could never live without meat/poultry. I'm sorry.

I guess it's back to the drawing board for ol' pub!

Oh. This explains it.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=382755#382755

Holy shit! :eek

Really, what is so alluring about a place where everyone hates you that makes you want to come back over and over?

I'm talking about womti haha no hard feelings man

why are so many germans on this forum? :(

Why am so many Germans, you mean.

why "am"?

i AM

but they ARE

so there are so many germans on this forum and i want to be the only one because germans are stupid