Americans are worse! :canadianapparently

hehehehehe

HAY GUYS :(

i'm goin to the volksawgen dealership today.

we can pretend it's in honor of all the fine germanic folk in this thread.

and since i'm a texan now, the first words outta my mouth should be "HOWDY, DO Y'ALL STILL SELL THAT FAR-FLAG-NOUGAT CAR?"

Man, I hope John Woo doesn't fuck up on the Metroid movie.

Guys can i be german too i'm like a sixteenth cause my great grampa was half german? I think :( maybe he was ALL german idk

ok but you have to use lots of italics, especially when you're cussing stupid peole out

you also have to cuss out a lot of stupid people for being so stupid >:

oh and you also have to edit your posts a lot like I do

Oh man how am i gonna do that i'm posting on a phone :(

HEY WILLIE REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WE WERE TALKING VIA CELL PHONE TEXT MESSAGES AND YOU SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE HOUSE YOU WERE GOING TO RENT IT WAS BY A LAKE DID YOU RENT IT?

Yeah moved there and my roommate turned into a c*nt big suprise :rolleyes ps if i send you another picture would you host it and post it in pyph for me :(

yessir

oh shit i bought a golf! :eek

That's a coincidence, I find her attractively pretty.

How did the rest of the day go for you?

I went to sleep right after I spoke to you. I feel worse now than I did then.

That sucks. :(

HEYHEY! :lol2

I'M BORED

How about you follow CosmoToad around calling him stupid in imaginative ways?

I think he got the message.

Now why would you do that? >:

I do not think he did. He is obviously oblivious to chastisement. >:

She's attempting a running gag. It would be better if she made it a story rather than ripping off Rongi who was referencing Sam. :(